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The next morning Bruce once again awoke before the others. He used the restroom and washed up before quietly walking towards the barn. He saddled up Blue Jeans and lead him to the corral. He had never ridden a horse before yesterday and he had fallen off twice. Today, he was determined not to let that happen.
"Alright buddy," he said in a soothing voice, "let's make a deal; you don't throw me anymore, and by tomorrow we'll be galloping around this thing. Deal?"
Blue Jeans whinnied so Bruce took that as a yes. Bruce mounted and found that less awkward than it had been yesterday. "Good boy."
They made it around the corral one full time before Bruce felt himself sliding and realized he hasn't double checked the saddle cinching. Quickly he gave the reins a tug and Blue Jeans stopped...and Bruce went flying.
"We had a deal," he grumbled as he stood and brushed himself off. "I guess you haven't heard about my anger issues?"
"Now Brucie, don't go Hulking out and scare all the horses away. Reagan would kill you…even as Mr. Green and mean."
Bruce whirled around to see Tony standing there…wearing cowboy boots and a cowboy hat. Bruce gaped. "How? Why? What are you wearing Tony?"
"I went shopping before we left. How do you like my western duds? I bought enough for all of us."
"Why?"
"So we could blend in, naturally."
"Tony, I hate to break it to ya but you don't look anything like a cowboy."
"It's the gotee isn't it? Maybe I should shave…"
"I dare you. It would be hilarious to watch Pepper come after you for recent."
It was Tony's turn to look startled. "Point taken. We should have brought her…she'd be so proud to see me perform manual labor."
A short chapter cuz life is busy! Hope you enjoyed :)