After my ordeal with Ivan and Gilbert, I had to go to my parent's house for dinner and to make things better this time I was 10 minutes late which met she would probably making funeral plans. Instead of seeing my mother with her hands on her hips standing on the porch, I saw her standing there with a big smile on her face "Oh (Name)! You're here! I made your favorite tonight (favorite dinner)" alright something was up. The up was Freddy Walters sitting at our dinner table, when I walked in he got up, "Hello (Name)" "Hi Freddy..." "You look good! I like what you've done with your hair" "Oh yeah my hair, it's same as always" "Well I like always" Tonight was going to be a long night.
As dinner went on, Freddy would every so often look up at me while he was eating dinner, "This is real good Mrs. (Last Name)" "Thank you Freddy, anyways how's the electronic business" "Booming" my mother gave me a look like to say 'See, he's definitely your next husband' I looked over to Nana who was just glaring at Freddy, either she didn't like the thought of me getting married to him either or she was mad because he was sitting in her seat."So (Name), I heard you got a new job" "Oh yeah I'm a recovery agent now for Francis""Oh yeah? A bounty hunter huh? That's interesting" "Yeah, yesterday I got a gun" Everyone looked shocked except for Nana who looked excited "Oh don't worry she's only joking. Riiiight (Name)" Nana got the gun out of my purse "Aha! Good for you (Name)!" "Mother, put that away" " Good for you (Name)" "Yeah, I'm chasing after Gilbert Beilschmidt" "Hey, didn't you run him over with your car" My father spoke up as my mother prayed "That is just an ugly rumor, never happened" "So Gilbert huh? I knew the guy he shot Benny" "Yeah Benny" "Well, I didn't know him know him, I sold a big screen for the Super Bowl last year to him" "Yeah?" "Yeah, and he would hang out and gamble at the butcher's across the street, Andy's,yeah that's right"
While me and Freddy were talking, I hadn't noticed Nana had started pointing my gun at Freddy and at the dinner, until I heard my mother yell "Put the gun away Mom!" instead of putting it away Nana shot dinner and it exploded all over us making my mother scream "Haha! Right in the kisser" and she put my gun away in my purse "(Mother's Name)! She needs to be put in a home!" "(Father's Name) how could you she's my mother!" and she ran upstairs, Freddy sat there cleaning his glasses "hehe, like fireworks..Made out of meat"
When dinner was over and when Freddy had left , me and Nana went out on the porch and looked over the case "Didn't you and him have a little fling in the bakery-" "It was in high school Nana" "Alright,Alright" "I'm in it for the money, that's it" "You know what you lack honey? Vision" and she patted me on the shoulder and went inside.
*~The Next Morning*~!
I was walking around my apartment reading a letter I had just gotten from my landlord saying that I had failed to pay rent. Great. Phone started ringing "Hello?" "Someone needs to shut you up,for good" Shit it was Ivan "How did you get this number?" "When I want something bad enough, I make sure I get it, so you better watch out little bounty hunter" and he hung up. I threw the phone on the couch.
I met up with Toni at Gil's apartment and told him about Ivan "Well it's good that he's angry, it's mean I'll get sloppy" "Ha!Yeah good for you maybe, I bet you know a death choke hold, all I know is how to swing a purse" he rolled his eyes and we went up to Gilbert's apartment.
Toni picked the lock with a special kit he had in his bag "How does someone learned something like this?" "On the fly baby, on the fly" he got the door unlocked and opened it "Alright you go in search for clues and I'll stay here and stand watch" "Wait you're not going in?" "No somebody always has to stand watch, always or somebody gets shot" I nodded and walked in and started looking for clues.
It's pretty easy for me to imagine Gilbert, being a normal person, paying bills, taking showers. I looked in his room and saw a red bra with a note hanging on the mirror and he was still breaking hearts. I went back into the living room, when I was looking through some drawers I looked up and saw some keys hanging on the lamp. Perfect. And I walked out of the apartment "Anything?" "Nothing, but I did find his keys" Toni smirked, we went into the parking lot, "Let's see what wheels Gilbert has" Toni put his hands in the air "I didn't see anything" I clicked the button on the keys and a sliver Explorer beep "An Explorer, nice" I decided I would 'commandeer' his car to draw him in. Toni drove off in his car, and I drove off in Gilbert's.
I was driving to Franny's when I looked over in the passenger seat and saw my 'failed to pay rent' and sighed "I need cash". I walked in saw Lizzy ordering some files "Alright I'll admit it will take longer than I thought to catch Beilschmidt" she smirked and me looked through the files "Jason Rizzoli, got drunk as a sailor and stole a police curser, check the bars in Fleet he's in one of them right now" "There's like a million bars on Fleet, I need fast money not easy money" she sighed and looked through more files "Here Walter Edgington he lives in your apartment building, got kicked out of 2 retirement homes for flashing" "Oh yeah Walter he gives me his news paper for my hamster, he's a perv that'll be easy, Thanks Lizzy!" I took the file and drove back home to get Walter.
I walked up to Walter's door which was open and knocked "Mr. Edgington? I'm your recovery agent, you missed your court date" I walked in "Well hello beautiful~" I saw that he was naked the only thing covering his junk was the newspaper he was reading "Come one sir, why don't you put on a robe and I can take you to get a new court date" "New court date yes, robe no. I was born naked I'm going to die naked, so everything in between will be NAKED" and he stood up, I put my hand up so I didn't have to look at his twig and berries.
As me and Walter were waiting for a red light to change in Gilbert's car "Well, not too sure what happens now , but I feel really bad for having to do this" he got a pervy look on his face and started getting closer "NOT THAT BAD!" a van behind us started honking at us "What are you honking at it's still red!" I looked in the mirror and I saw Gilbert behind us looking at the license plate and I started rolling up the window "What the hell do you think you're doing?! This is my car!" "Mine for right now Beilschmidt so suck it!" He looked at Walter and took off his sunglasses "Mein Gott! Is that guy naked?!" Walter smiled "Stop worrying kid sunlight's good for the boys!" "You better have pants on old man!" the light changed green "Hey Gil, I've got to go to the police station, but you are more than welcome to follow us it would make my job a whole lot easier" He tried to open the door " Open the door (Name)! Open the door right now" I acted like I couldn't hear him and drove off to the police station to drop off Walter and collect my money.