Someone suggested I do a Charlie The Unicorn parody... so here it is.
This one even made me laugh, and I wrote it.
Tuffnut - Hey Hiccup! Hey Hiccup, wake up!
Ruffnut - Yeah Hiccup, you silly sleepy head, wake up!
Hiccup - Oh gods you guys, this had better be pretty flipping' important! Is Gobber's house on fire again?
Tuffnut – No Hiccup, we found a map to Candy Mountain. Candy Mountain Hiccup!
Ruffnut - Yeah Hiccup, we're going to Candy Mountain! Come with us Hiccup!
Tuffnut - Yeah Hiccup, it'll be an adventure. we're going on an adventure, Hiccup.
Hiccup - Yeah, Candy Mountain. Right. I'm just gonna, you know, go back to sleep now.
Tuffnut - NOOOOOO Hiccup. You have to come with us to Candy Mountain! (Jumps on Hiccup's back)
Ruffnut - Yeah Hiccup, Candy Mountain. It's a land of sweets and joy, and joyness.
Hiccup - Please stop bouncing on me.
Tuffnut - Candy Mountain, Hiccup.
Ruffnut - Yeah, Candy Mountain
Hiccup - All Right! Fine! I'll go with u to Candy Mountain!
XXX
Ruffnut and Tuffnut - la la la,la la la, la la la
Hiccup - Gods, enough with the singing, already!
Tuffnut - Our first stop is over there Hiccup.
Hiccup - Oh Gods, what is that?
(Random fish thing appears out of no where)
Tuffnut - It's a Leopluradon, Hiccup.
Ruffnut - A magical leopluradon.
Tuffnut - It's gonna guide our way to Candy Mountain.
Hiccup - All right guys, you do know there's no actual Candy Mountain right?
Tuffnut - Shun the non believer!
Ruffnut - shuuuuuuun
Tuffnut - shuuuuuuuunnnnnnnnnna
Hiccup – Yeah -_-
(leopluridon growls)
Tuffnut - It has spoken!
Ruffnut - it has told us the way
Hiccup - It didn't say anything!
XXX
Tuffnut - It's just over this bridge Hiccup.
Ruffnut - this magical bridge of hope and wonder.
Hiccup - Is anyone else getting like covered in splinters? Seriously, you guys, we shouldn't be on this thing.
Tuffnut – Hiccup, Hiiiiiicccuuppp, Hiiiicccuuuppp, Hic-
Hiccup - I'm right here, what do u want?
Tuffnut - We're on a bridge Hiccup!
XXX
Ruffnut - We're here!
Hiccup - Well what do you know, there actually is a Candy Mountain
Tuffnut - Candy mountain, candy mountain. fill me with sweet, sugary goodness! (Flies around the Mountain)
Ruffnut - Go inside the candy mountain cave Hiccup.
Tuffnut- Yeah Hiccup, go inside the cave. magical wonders that will behold when you enter.
Hiccup - Yeah, uhhh, thanks, but no thanks. I'm gonna stay out here.
Ruffnut - But you have to enter the Candy Mountain candy cave, Hiccup.
(Random music starts playing)
The 'y' in 'Candy Mountain' - Oh when your down, and looking for some cheering up, then just head right on up to the candy mountain cave. When u get inside you'll find yourself in a cheery land, such a happy and joyful, perky, merry land.
They got lollipops and gummy drops and candy things. Oh so many things that will brighten up your day. It's impossible to wear a frown candy town. It's the mecca of love, the candy mountain cave.
They've got jellybeans and coconuts with little hats. Candy rats, chocolate rats, it's a wonderland of sweets. Ride the candy train to town and hear the candy band. Candy bells, it's a treat as they march across the land...
Cherry ribbons stream across the sky into the ground. Turn around, it astounds, it's a dancing candy tree. In the candy cave imagination runs so free. So now Hiccup will you please go into the cave?
(BOOM!)
(The letters blow up)
Hiccup - All right! fine, I'll go into the flippin' candy cave, This had better be good.
Ruffnut and Tuffnut – yaaaaaaaaa.
Tuffnut - Goodbye Hiccup.
Ruffnut - Yea, goodbye Hiccup
Hiccup - Goodbye? What?
(door closes)
Hiccup - Hey, what's going on here? Hello?
(footsteps)
Hiccup - who is that?
(slapping noises)
XXX
Hiccup - Ow. What happened? Awwww, they took my flippin' kidney.
I would have made it more 'Viking like' but this one was a hard one.
The Duck Song 2 & 3, The rest of Llama's With Hats and the rest of Charlie the Unicorn coming soon!