Chapter 3.2: Ted-E-Ported
After 22 minutes of waiting, Dan and Chris finally got to the Teleporter, or so they thought! The room the Elevator led them to was, what appeared to be an old subway station. It was filled with various different potions, gadgets and cars, most of them being from past episodes. Also, near the right wall, was a large pile of different costumes and clothing, also being from past episodes. It even had Helicopter Hal's jacket, all the seen Ye Olde Shakespeare Dinner theatre costumes and the Monster costume Elise wore from Dan Vs. The Monster under the bed. "Wow Dan, this place is seriously impressive! Though, in the costume pile, I can't seem to remember when or why we ever used that monster suit. Was that something you bought somewhere, made yourself or got before we met?" said Chris. "Trust me Chris, you do not want to know the full story of when you used that. Though, I will give you a hint about it. You did something so horrible to me that I had to brainwash you, Elise and Madam Zelda, Destroy or take all the evidence and plans for it and banish my neighbors to another dimension!"
[*Cut away to the girl from Dan Vs. TMUTB, as well as her apparent family, in the tentacles of an inter-dimensional super squid*]
"You know, maybe I should have listened to that guy after all." said the girl ((Who will be referred to as Angela for the rest of the story. And also, if the girl was given an actual name in that episode, please note I swore to never watch it again. That's right, it was that bad)). Then Angela's dad says "Yeah, You think!?*". The squid than eats the family while they all scream.
[*Cut back over to Dan & Chris*]
"Sick freaks!" said Chris. Than Dan replies with, "You really were a jerk during that, and also caused the one episode every fan of the show hates! Way to go, Oh and by the way. I just heard they're holding auditions for the next Real-Life Darth Vader, maybe you SHOULD GO THERE!". "So, should we go to the teleporter now, where ever it is..." said Chris. "Way ahead of you, old friend..." said Dan. Dan then walks over to a wall, pulls a lever on it and a remade version of the cart he and Chris drove in "Parallel Parking" part of the DMV from Dan Vs. The DMV (Obviously) drives in through the part where trains usually go there. The Cart now was a little bit bigger, with 2 rows of back seats (Filled up with various weapons and gadgets presumably there for car defense put by Dan), has a glass roof and now was a bit bigger. The front also had a larger steering wheel (Being an actual steering wheel) and had a little computer thing also. "That's the teleporter? I would've expected it to be more,.. you know,... Star Trekish. Besides, don't you find it a little wasteful to use all that train space for just one little cart?" said Chris. "Don't worry, I have tons of cars and vehicles either planned or in production to be used there, just not here today." said Dan. [Dan] "Now, C'mon! We need to hurry up!". The 2 then get into the cart, Dan then presses acouple buttons on the control panel which somehow causes a picture of Chris's Car to appear, Chris accidentally hits a lever which starts the cart a super fast speed, they almost end up dying but the car than teleports in a Back to The Future-style way and they get teleported to a place to be reveled in...
CHAPTER 3.3!
((Author's Note: This is probably a weaker chapter, but look on the bright side,... It took shorter than the other's to post! Now, the next and final part of Chapter 3 will infact feature Elise (In a Cut-Away that is...). And it also will answer some questions previously un-answered asked by some friends of mine, like why Chris wasn't really busy when Dan called him in Chapter 2 like with work or something (And also, just to Clarify, This story does take place in summer, and Elise is paying the bills and such now with money she was rewarded with during one of her spy missions) and why The Imposter wasn't on the Villain list in chapter 1 (Though, I can tell people didn't mind this because they thought he wouldn't appear since he's already beaten him [Dan],... OR SO YOU THOUGHT! You see, Dan had apparently captured him some time off-screen, and how he did this will be explained in a Spin-off. And also I intended to have him join Dan as an ally but rejected the idea after I released Chapter 1. Also, I will be putting in a Tie-in as to why Jeff wasn't on that list too).))