Do you really think that if I owned anything I would write fanfiction?
I thought up this chapter on my own. But some jokes from Khenpoe's bleach abridged.
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Tamaki sat alone in the third music room, contemplating the next chapter. Would they do a pants joke? A wrong script joke? A Naruto reference? Maybe voice actors joke. No, that wouldn't make people laugh…or would it? Tamaki was too wrapped up in his thoughts to notice the door opening, and two hosts slipped inside unnoticed. They shut and locked the door
Kyoya and Mori.
They silently crept over to the host king. Truthfully, they probably could have run in singing the "Campfire song" song while banging pots and pans. Tamaki was that far gone. Kyoya got close to Tamaki's ear before whispering, "Hello Kingsy."
Tamaki jumped 5 feet in the air before falling flat on his face. He got up and brushed himself off before turning to look out of the window.
"So you've finally got me alone. Took you long enough." Tamaki said.
"You know Tamaki; it's amazing what a little off-screen time can do for a guy." Kyoya started. "Remember how you kicked our asses for what happened last chapter?"
"We were a little high then." Mori stated. Kyoya nodded. Tamaki turned to them.
"We're fine now though, and we think it's only right that we pay you back for it. After all, that's what friends are for, right Tamaki?" Kyoya said grinning. The grin was evil, and it sent a shiver down Tamaki's spine. The blond looked up at Mori, seeking protection, but found the same evil Kyoya had.
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Outside the music room 4 minutes later
"No! No that doesn't bend that way! No it's not supposed to- *snap* Now it does! Oh god that's not gonna fit in there! *rip* Oh god please let me go!! Wait! What are you doing with that samurai sword!? Please no! No, don't put that in there!"
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And that is why Tamaki won't show up next chapter. Review!