Yes I am finally writing.
Sorry
I got a new computer for my bday (my dad has been promising me since not last January but that January before)
he finally got it for me and it updated from crappy windows 2000 to awesome windows xp
and all my files were deleted and programs
so I like just downloaded open office
plus I have been kinda addicted to Sims 2
well now I'm updating
and I found a song that kinda goes with this whole story (including Alex's secret)
Change by Taylor Swift
(I love the title of this chappy)

Chapter 4

Idiot


Max's POV

June 20th.

Me and Becca haven't really talked that much. She had an ultra-sound appointment and I went with her (along with Megan of course). I know, it seems weird hearing that come from me when you all are so used to Nate or Alex saying that. Well get used to it. Megan was still out to get me. When Justin found out about me being a Dad all he had to say was, "This family has serious problems with teen pregnancies. I'm the only virgin in this house."

I was stuck babysitting Bella this weekend. Mom said Alex and Nate needed some 'vacation time'. Since when did teenage parents get vacation time? All I know is that 'vacation time' is code for sex time.

"Bella, please be quiet. Please?" I pleaded to the tiny brunette in my arms. She was screaming! Alex's personality was DEFINATLY coming in. "UGH! You're IMPOSSIBLE! Justin! Do you know how to get her to be quiet!?" I yelled up the stairs.

"Alex said playing music calms her down." Justin yelled from his room. I took out Alex's mix CD that had Miley Stewart, Jones Brothers, Serena Gomez(A/N Serena kinda takes the role of Selena Gomez and Demi Lovato) and Taylor Swift on it. I put it on random and the first song that came on was White Horse by Taylor Swift. Bella seemed to quiet down a lot. I tried my best to listen to the song but I had to change it. That song did explain mine and Becca's relationship. The next song was Goodbye by Miley Stewart. This song I could handle.

Four songs later Bella started walling again. I picked her up and rocked her, didn't work. Checked her diaper, wasn't dirty. Tried to feed her, didn't work. This is getting to frustrating!

"These cries are hurting my ears, tell me what this baby fears!" I said pointing my finger at Bella. She immediately stopped and I looked at her.

She just starred at me until something very strange happened. "Hi Uncle Maxy. Where's Mommy and Daddy?" She said.

"HOLY CRAP!" I pretty much screamed. I heard Justin running down the stairs and he yelled, "What happened?"

"Umm... I may have said a spell and it may have made Bella talk." I said not looking at him but looking down at the talking baby in my arms.

"Hi Uncle Justy. Where's Mommy and Daddy?" Bella said. I saw Justin's jaw drop and he yelled, "YOU IDIOT! WHAT DID YOU DO?!?! ALEX IS GOING TO FRIGEN MURDER US AND BRING US BACK TO CHANGE BELLA BACK!!"

"She wouldn't stop crying so a made up a spell and this happened." I said.

"Call Alex now!" Justin said grabbing my cell phone off the table.

"But she told us not to call her." I reminded him.

"Her two month old daughter is frigen talking! I think this is an emergency!" Justin said handing me the phone.

"FINE!" I handed him Bella while I dialed Alex's cell number.

Ring-ring-ring-ring

"Hey! You have reached Alex Russo! Sorry I can't answer the phone right now! If this is Max, Justin, Mom or Dad, I TOLD YOU NOT TO CALL! Please leave a message after the beep or tone or whatever you call it!" UGH! Voice mail! Better try again.

Ring-ring-ring-ri- "GOD DAMMIT MAX I TOLD YOU NOT TO CALL!" Alex yelled into the phone, out of breath I might add. Then I heard her moan. I knew it! I knew 'vacation time' meant sex time!

"Well sorry for trying to tell you that there's an emergency." I said. I heard Alex tell Nate to stop and I knew she had my full attention.

"What did you do?" Alex asked, panic in her voice.

"I may have put a spell on Bella that may have made her talk." I said.

"WHAT?!?!" Alex pretty much screamed. I could hear her hyperventilating on the other end of the phone. I could also hear Nate trying to calm her down.

"Max, we're coming home." Nate said, taking the phone from Alex.

"But it's your 'special vacation' time. Me and Justin will fix it. Justin just made me tell Alex." I said, making sure I put sarcasm into saying 'special vacation'.

"Fine. But when we get back everything better be normal." Nate said before I heard the dial tone.

"Well, I told them to stay at the hotel and that we will fix Bella." I told Justin who was currently rocking Bella.

"I want my Mommy and Daddy!" Bella whined to Justin.

"Max, make a spell to change this, please. I think I could wait a year until she starts to talk."

"Umm... I miss these cries that hurt my ears, don't tell me what this baby fears!" I said and pointed at Bella. She stopped talking for a minute again and then started to wail.

"Thank God." Justin said as he handed me Bella.

"Why am I stuck babysitting?" I ask Justin as he walks up the stairs.

"In a couple month you'll be the Dad, dude." Justin yelled down the stairs as I heard his room door close.

I rocked Bella for a little bit longer until I finally decided to just turn the music back on. I hit random again and 'Lovebug' by the Jones Brothers came on. She calmed down immediately, so I set her down in her crib, sat on the couch and listened to the music.

I can't wait until Alex and Nate get back and I don't have to babysit anymore.

Not my best chapter :/
no update tomorrow
Jonas Brothers 3D Movie concert for my b-day part :D
it's gonna be awesome!
TEE HEE
BYE!