The Many Uses of an Invisibility Cloak

Disclaimer: I seriously don't own Harry Potter. I don't own any part of him! I own a bag of Bertis Botts Every Flavor Beans, but that's different. I got that from the store.

A/N: This chapter takes place back when Harry's parents, their friends, and Snape were students at Hogwarts and the cloak belonged to James. We all know that James, Sirius, and Lupin were big jokesters back in their school days (Peter just tagged along) so this is a chapter of one of those times. Enjoy! Please leave comments! Half-Angel looovveesss the little comments. X3 Thanks to RocklifeDude for some of the ideas for this chapter. You rock! XD

Heh heh heh…there's a little slash in this chapter. It's pretty one-sided but still, just a heads-up. )

Ah, Hogwarts! A place where magic fills the walls of the castle and the hearts of its students! And what teaches those students are the happy magic-filled teachers! Let's go see what's going on down there right now!

"GODDAMMIT POTTER COME HERE!"

A very angry, very sexy, and youthful Argus Filch was racing down the halls chasing James Potter at full speed. James had done it this time. He had crossed the line.

"YOU'RE GONNA GET IT NOW YOU RAT!"

James took a sharp turn into the next hall.

"And now…I shall vanish mysteriously!" James said with pride.

He whipped out a cloak and covered himself with it, vanishing into thin air. Orlando Bloo-I mean Argus Filch ran right past him. As soon as he was gone James took the cloak off and left to find his friends at the Gryffindor common room.

"Jeez James…what did you do now? We could hear Filch scream all the way from here!" A young Remus Lupin asked. James had just arrived in the common room and told his story.

"I swapped his lilac shampoo with a liter fluid that I charmed to ignite once it hit his hair." James said.

"Nice!" Sirius cried out.

"I guess….but I can do so much better than that! I need to think of something else….but what?"

They all sat there brainstorming ideas for a while….then it finally hit them.

"This is the idea that all troublemakers like us have tried to dream up for generations!" James yelled out with pride.

"Stupid brat…I'll kill him if it's the last thing I ever do!"

Shmexy pants here was just trying to think of the perfect way to punish James Potter in a very painful way. He had come close to losing all his hair, but the water from the shower doused it.

So it was quick yet painful. Very painful. It had left the skin on his scalp all red, blotchy, and hot. So he wore a very sexy black hoodie over his head to hide the bald spot.

"But how will I get rid of him?" said Mr. Brad Pitt as he sat down and scratched his chin.

He thought….and he thought…and he thought….and HE THOUGHT….and then his mind got distracted by some students walking by and he started thinking of how fun it would be to torture them using a porcupine. Then he got back on track and thought about how to get rid of James Potter.

Then it finally hit him.

"Oooh….that's puurrrrfect!" he said with an evil smirk on his face. "I'll have him expelled for sure with this plan! But first…I need to find my lilac shampoo and compare it with my lily shampoo. 3"

"Okay…if we have it all here by…maybe 7:30 P.M. then we should be able to-"

"You know James if you want this to be a "Secret plan" then you shouldn't say this stuff out loud where people can hear you!" said Remus. They were discussing things at the Great Hall over lunch.

"Sorry, I guess some of the excitement of this plan is spilling out from my mouth." James responded in his evil glee.

"I can't wait to see it happen!" Sirius responded, sharing James's glee.

Peter Pettigrew looked up at Sirius and blushed. Sirius noticed this and looked down at his friend.

"Something wrong Petey? Your face is red, you feeling sick or something?" he asked.

"Dude, since when are you the caring one?" James asked.

"Hey I'm caring! I have a sensitive side!"

They all looked at him disbelievingly.

"Sometimes I am…when I feel like it….right Petey!"

"Of course…" Peter responded softly. He wasn't really listening. He was having a blissful moment knowing that Sirius had called him by a pet name.

"What are you guys plotting now?" came a female voice from behind.

James smiled and turned around to see Lily standing there.

"Hey gorgeous! Do you have a ma-?" James started.

"That better not be another stupid pick-up line James!" Lily snapped.

"This one's not dumb! I promise!"

Remus rolled his eyes. He knew pick-up lines never worked, but James insisted on trying them anyway.

"I still don't want to hear it! What I want to know is what you guys are plotting!"

"Plotting? We're not plotting anything." Sirius said all-too-innocently.

"I'm not stupid Sirius! They didn't make me a prefect for nothing for know!"

"Hey Lily, do you wanna come down to my workshop?" James said suddenly.

Everyone looked at him.

"What?"

"My workshop! Maybe when we get there I can show ya my "ultimate screwdriver"!" he said.

Everyone in the Great Hall stared at him. Lily quietly walked away.

"A screwdriver?" Sirius said after the crowd looked away.

"I told you it wasn't dumb! She probably just left to slip into something James said with a big grin on his face.

Remus got up and left without a word.

"What's with him?" James asked.

"What's a screwdriver? That's what I was asking for! Is it a Muggle thing?" Sirius asked again.

"Can I rub your feet Sirry?" Peter squeaked.

"What 'chu say?"

"Nothing…"

Later in the common room, a poster was being hung on the wall. It said:

Slumber Party in the prefects lounge starting at 7:30 P.M.

Gryffindor Girls only!

Any boys who tries to sneak in will be severly punished.

THIS MEAN YOU JAMES POTTER.

-Lily the Prefect

"She wants me so bad." James stated when he finished reading.

"Are we going in there anyway?" Remus asked, already knowing the answer.

"Yup."

Argus Filch was aware of the girl's party. He was aware that all the girls in the Gryffindor house would be in there in loose or tight fitting PJs and that it would draw Potter like a big magnet to them.

He also had a plan to expose him and his friends so they'd be expelled. He wasn't afraid to do whatever it took to expose him either.

But first he had to compare his lilac conditioner with his lily one with the remainder of his hair.

Soon it was 7:30 P.M. and Lily was already impatiently pacing the lounge.

"Where is everyone? I the sign said 7:30! It's already 30 seconds past 7:30! Did no one want to come? Is it because I'm a prefect? THAT'S IT! No one wants to ocme because they're all afraid I'll be all bossy and to-the-book! Well I won't! I'll be free spirited! I'll be wild! I'LL BE AN ANIMAL!" she cried.

"Lily? It's us…the girls from Gryffindor….we're outside the door listening to your ranting, is this a bad tiem for us to come?"

Lily's face turned bright red as she walked over to open the door.

Soon the party started. Everyone was in PJ's or wearing pants with just a bra on (COUGHONEOFTHOSEGIRLSBEINGLILYCOUGH). Everyone was glad they could all stay in the nice prefects room tonight and were having fun just talknig to each other and doing each others hair and makeup.

Of course, lots of good parties have crashers. And there happened to be four of them hiding under an Invisability cloak right now, ready to take pictures and gain some memerable memories.

They had a couple games out to play, and they were about to start the first one. Magic Truth or Dare.

What's makes Magic Truth or Dare different besides it being magic? Well in this version of Truth or Dare, you can't chicken out. If you lie during Truth, you'll feel a painful zap. If you refuse to do what you're dared, or if you don't do it is good enough, you also get zapped. You also have to spin your wand and who ever it lands on is who you give the challenge to (so the wand can palce the zap charm thing on them). Like Spin-the-Bottle only you don't kiss anyone. Unless you're dared to of course.

They all sat in a circle ready to play. A fourth-year girl named Laura began. She spun her wand and waited for it to stop. The wand spun around fast, with blue sparkels coming from the tip. The girl's were anxious knowing that there was good chance of humilation coming their way.

The wand finally stopped and it pointed to another fourth-year named Bria.

"Alright Miss Bria. Truth or Dare?" Laura asked with a devilish tone in her voice.

Bria thought for a moment. "Umm…..Dare?"

"Yesssssssssssssssss." LaTrice thought.

"I dare you to…."

Bria gulped.

"…go ding-dong-ditch Professor Dumbledor!" she said with evil glee.

Bria blinked. That wasn't as bad as she thought…

"…only you can't run away!"

Bria blinked again.

"But….then it's just a ding-dong."

Come to think of it, she couldn't do the ding-dong part either. Dumbledor didn't have a doorbell.

"I know!" Laura said.

"Ookkkaaaay…."

It still wasn't quite as bad as she thought. Dumbledor was a nice guy.

"Okay, you go do the Ding-Dong and we'll keep playing!" Lily said simply. For a prefect, she didn't seem very concerned that she was playing a game where you can dare someone to get into trouble. Now she was the one causing, no encouraging, the problems instead of fixing them.

Bria got up and ran out of the room to get the Ding-Dong over with and the next girl (A fifth-year named Vanessa) spun the wand.

"Well that wasn't too much excitement." Sirius said under his breath.

"Well, I don't think Laura is exactly very bright." Said Remus. (No offense to anyone named Laura.)

"Shh…the wand is starting to slow down!" Peter squeaked.

James was too entranced with the sight of Lily's goods to notice what was going on.

The wand laned on none-other than Lily.

"It landed on Lily!" Sirius said quietly.

"What?" James said, snapping out of his fantasy world.

Vanessa smiled. She got to Truth or Dare the host.

"Truth or Dare Lily?" she asked.

"Truth." Lily said confidently.

"Okaay….."

Vanesaa thought for a minute. Then the perfect question came to her mind.

"Do you like James?"

Ah the classical "Do you like…?" questions. Cliché but everyone loves them. Especially in this case. Everyone leaned in eagerly to hear what Lily had to say. At long last the truth would be revealed! Did the sexy little police girl like the bad trouble-maker!

James, Remus, Peter, and Sirius leaned in too. James most of all. Half to hear what Lily said, and half to look down her bra.

Lily's faced turned a bright red. "Are you sure that what you want to ask me?" Lily asked.

"Ohhh, in denial are we? That must mean you-!" Vanessa started.

"I'll take that as a yes."

Lily sighed. "Well…..I-"

Of course, before Lily could say the answer the question all fans wanted ot hear, there was a big flash of light. The girls looked to where the light came from to see what was going on.

What had happened three mintues earlier:

"Do you like James?" Vanessa asked.

James, Remus, Peter, and Sirius leaned in.

"Ohhh! I can't wait to hear this!" Sirius whispered gleefully.

"This will be quite interesting!" Remus said excitedly.

"I get to hear Lily confess her feeling to me and look down her bra at the same time!" James said devilshly.

"You're standing so close to me Sirius! 3" Peter said happily.

James looked at Peter. "Hey Peter, give me the camera! I wan't to save this moment on film!"

Before Peter could say anything, James had the camera and took a picture.

The flash went off.

Back to the Present. Which would be right after the flash thing…so we're really not going anywhere….huh.

James heart stopped. He grabbed Peter by the collar.

"I thought I told to turn the flash off!" He hissed.

"I'm s-s-s-sorrry!I thought for sure I did!"

"We should go, now!" Remus said.

They started to go when Lily grabbed the cloak and pulled it off.

"I knew something like this would happen, you creeps!" she yelled. She raised her wand to jynx them when a another fifth-year girl stopped her.

"Aw come on Lily! Let them stay! It'll be more fun with a few boys around!"

The other girls giggled and nodded in agreement.

"But…!"

"Come on Lily, you woudn't be a very good hostess to let your quests down now would you?" Sirius chirped up.

"Oh….ALRIGHT!

James and the other gave each other high-fives and grinned.

"But…!"

They all stopped to look at her.

"You have to play this game with us!" Lily said with an evil smerk on her face.

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DUN DUN DUNNNNNNNNN! CLIFFHANGER!

Sorry, but if I kept going this thingwould be long enough for two chapters!

Special thanks to werecool and RockLifeDude to keep encouraging me to keep writing this.

Also thanks to everyone else who've commented on this.

Ohyeah100

MormonMaiden

The Poisoned Donut of DOOM

hands everyone a sexy Argus Filch Plushie Go do whatever you want with it! 3 wink

If you're a guy….you can just beat the plushie up because chances are it's sexier than you.

And it talks when you squeeze it's tummy! 3

"GODDAMMIT POTTER COME HERE!"

Isn't it sweet? 3

I'm working on the next chappie, along with a Full Metal Alchemist fanfic! So look forward to that!

YES I CAME UP WITH THE SCREWDRIVER PICK-UP LINE. ALL BY MYSELF!

You wanna know how I came up with it? I was watching the begining theme of Full Metal Alchemist, and it showed Winry asleep with a wrench and I said "Winry is the only girl who's sleep with something like a screwdriver."

Right after that is when it hit me. That is undeniable proof that I have a very warped mind!

Oops! I almost forgot to get one of the characters mad! Hey Hermione!

Herm: Yea?

Um….RON'S WRITING A MA RATED RONXHERMIONE FIC RIGHT NOW!

Hemr: WHAT! runs off to kill Ron