WELCOME TO ACT II
Note: flashbacks are in bold
Sabine: (in French) Bean why're you here?
Bean: visit Peter.
Peter: this is worst than Scrubs. Right Garfield?
(Cuts down to Peter's feet where Garfield is.)
Garfield: Right Peter. Oh just one question. When are we eating?
(Cuts to Stewie sitting at a deserted table with Rupert)
Stewie: What I would give to have that teddy bear of Bean's.
Rupert:
Stewie: You think?
(Cuts to later Stewie and Bean are tearing up Quahog with their 4th battle. Stewie finally gives up and walks home. Cuts to Peter standing in the front room.)
Peter: that stunk more than Meg's parody of Harry Potter.
(Shows puppets of Ron and Harry hitting Snape)
H&R: (continuously) Bother Bother Bother Bother Bother Bother.
(Shows Stewie standing in a time machine with Rupert.)
Stewie: (getting out) HA HA! (Pushes himself out the window)
Past Stewie: What the deuce was that for?
Stewie: to keep you from stealing that… (Gets time vaporized and returns to the present) CRAP! OK Rupert got any plans.
Rupert:
Stewie: Oh Rupert. THAT'S GENIUS!
Peter: we'll be back after these messages.
(Commercials show)
Peter: back to Family Guy.
(Peter's watching TV. Meg walks in with a fat stomach.)
Meg: Dad I'm pregnant.
Peter: What?!?
Meg: and my water broke.
(Cuts to the Griffins, Bean and Kevin Swanson in a hospital room admiring Meg's baby.)
Meg: Kevin? Honey what should we name her?
Kevin: How about Bonnie after my mom.
Meg: Bonnie Lois "Swanson Griffin Pewterschmidt" Swanson.
Kevin: I like it.
Peter: This is greater than Meg's birth.
Doctor holds Baby Meg.
Doctor: it's a girl.
Pans over to Peter holding boys stuff.
Peter: couldja check again?
(Peter is watching Mr. Bean's Holiday with Bean.)
Man on TV: Cannnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnne!
Peter: I get it. You were going to the Cannes.
(Stewie pushes Bean out the window. They fight down the street, they crash through the high school knocking over students, they pushes James Woods into a giant blender, they fall off a waterfall to unknown, and possibly the end. Cuts to Peter watching TV. Bean and Stewie walk in and Pass out.)
Peter: penis. (Laughs)
(Cuts to Bean getting in his car with Stephan, Sabine, and Teddy. He drives through the portal.)
Peter: I wonder what's next.
(Shows Bean and Sabine getting married.)
Brian: (watching wedding on TV) Yeah they put me at the end. Hopefully Funnyman Tim Johnson will write a story with more parts for me.
Fin
Directed by Mel Smith, Richard Curtis, Peter Shin, Pete Michels, Dan Povenmire, and Steve Bendelack
Cast
Seth MacFarlane Peter, Stewie, Brian, Carter, & Kevin
Alex Borstein Lois
Seth Green Chris
Mila Kunis Meg
Trey Parker Stan
Matt Stone Kyle
Phyllis Diller Thelma
Carrie Fisher Angela
Rowan Atkinson Bean
Emma DeCaunes Sabine
Frank Welker Garfield
Rachel MacFarlane Meg's Baby
Produced by Kara Vallow, Billiam Coronel, Peter Bennet-Jones, Tim Bevan, and Eric Fellner
Co produced by Steve Callaghan, Alex Borstein, Mike Henry, Alec Sulkin, Wellesley Wild, Kirker Butler, Chris Sheridan, Caroline Hewitt, Debra Hayward, and Liza Chasin
Exec. Producers Seth MacFarlane, David A. Goodman, Richard Curtis, and Simon McBurney
Co. Exec. Producers Steve Callaghan, Danny Smith, David A. Goodman, and Mark Hentemann
Consulting Producers Tom Devaney, David Hemingson, and Richard Rosenstock
Music by Walter Murphy
Score by Howard Goodall
Edited by Mike Elias
Casting Linda Lamontagne
Production Manager Brandi Young
Assistant Director Joseph Lee, and Penny Zombolas
Color design Cynthia McIntosh, Michael Kinkade, and Kevin Hanley
Storyboards by Julie Forte and Andre Kolpin
Supervising Sound Editor Bob Newlan
Sound Editor Bob Newlan, and Michael Babcock
Re-Recording Engineer Bill Henderson
Sound Mixer Patrick S. Clark
Adr mixers Stephen Fitzmaurice, and Shawn Ian Kerkhoff
Foley editor Helen Luttrell
Overseas Animation Yeson Studios
Overseas Supervisor Doug Williams, Peter R. Brown, and Sheldon Arnst
Character Design Ken Hayashi
Background Design Nick Dubois
Music Editor Stan Jones
Prop Designs Andrew Burrell
Layouts Dusty Wakefield and Spencer Laudiero
Animatic Editor Mark Barrios, and Sean Isroelit
Backgrounds Jeff Mertz and Craig Kelly
Animators Radslav Bakalov, Crystal Chesney, and Matt Williames
Animatic Scanner Alissa Kueker
Background Supervisor Christopher Holt