HELLO! I'm back baby! Anyway, I decided to update this story considering the fact that it was just my BIRTHDAY and I wanted to type SOMETHING on my new LAPTOP! Yayses. Anyways, here you go! Another chapter of randomness that I wish would go on in OUR yearbook meetings. ON TO THE STORY!

A Very Hogwarts Yearbook

Hermione walked into Yearbook with her head in a book. She tripped on a cord and after getting off the ground, said incredulously, "That cord was not here last week."

Harry looked up from his computer where he was playing some mundane platform game. "It was, you just never noticed it before."

Ron nodded. "You are pretty unobservant when you're reading."

Hermione narrowed her eyes and chucked her book at his head. Suddenly the whole world paused, and Neville appeared out of nowhere in front of Ron. Time resumed and the book smacked him straight in the face. He fell to the ground with his nose bleeding, and the whole crew jumped up and yelled, "SCORE!"

Dumbledore skipped through the door holding a leash. "Helloooo~!"

Everyone rolled their eyes, and Ginny shook her head. "Professor... What poor student have you kidnapped this week?"

Before he could answer however, Luna crawled through the door, with a leash around her neck. "H-help me..."

Dumbledore snarled and started kicking her. "I thought I told you to shut the Hell up!"

Harry and Ron immediately ran and constrained the old man, while Hermione and Ginny released Luna, and leading her to a corner, put on her a blanket that Hermione had knit just a few seconds before. "What happened?" Hermione asked the shaking girl.

"H-he came to me when I was walking from Potions... He gave me a Butterbeer and said he'd show me Nargles..."

"And you believed him?"

Luna nodded shakily. "I know I shouldn't have... But I wanted to see the Nargles ever so badly..."

Neville got up from his corner. "Nargles don't exist!"

Hermione threw a book at him without looking up, and he fell to the ground, his nose bleeding within a few seconds.

The team shook their heads sadly. "You'd think he'd know to quit by now..."

Dumbledore nodded. "Tell me about it."

"I wonder what time it is." Hermione said wonderingly.

"You have a watch on your wrist."

"I knew that."

Ginny sighed. "Now, as much as I enjoy our witty banter, I believe that we should we should actually start working."

Harry shook his head fervidly. "No! Don't you remember the last time we tried working?"

Ginny shuddered. "You mean when Vol-"

"DON'T SAY HIS NAME!"

"He-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named, came and... You know, I don't think I actually can handle recounting that story, as much as I think that the readers of this story would enjoy hearing it."

Off screen, a chorus of AWWWWWW's rang out. The rest of the team looked at each other, confused. "What? Readers?"

Ginny waved her hand. "You don't need to know."

"Uh, okay?"

Suddenly a shot rang out and Dumbledore fell to the ground. Everyone started high-fiving each other. "HEADSHOT!"

Dumbledore got up and looked at them irritably. "I'm still alive."

Hermione blinked. "That awkward moment when..."

Harry grinned. "Your Yearbook leader dies and comes back?"

She shook her head. "No. When you forgot to hide your meat cleaver after sacrificing kittens."

"What?"

Hermione just smiled.

So? How was it? Good? Bad? Well, feel free to tell me, by hitting that little "Review" button at the bottom of your screen! Also, I am taking suggestions for what you want in the next chapter of 'A Very Hogwarts Yearbook'! Thanks for reading!

~Azzie :)
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