Disclaimer: I don't own umineko. Period.

Author's note: this is my second fanfic, any criticism or support is appreciated. But no flames. Flames are bad. We can all do without flames. I'll totally ignore any or all things flames and burn them.

I'm not going to make this fanfic with too much relevance to ep 6. Just because I'm evil and I like a girl who fights for her love. But as usual, enjoy DEATH with all your glee and weirdness.

Red Sword, Blue Sword, Golden Sword.

Final Chapter

"Now enter, The Endless sorcerer, and his bride!!"

The sound of two witched boomed in the court of witches. Amusement and glee hinted frightfully in their voices.

Dlanor A. Knox and her subordinates watched as their master along with the Endless Sorcerer proceeded through the door of the place of gathering, accompanied with the applause of furniture and pieces. Red roses were gathered and hung around the pews, bright yellow lanterns filled the dreary hall with their warming lights, and fake merriness filled the atmosphere.

"H…UUUG…H", The blue haired girl clapped along with the others, but her clapping was shallow and slow, as she tried to resist the order of her master, that is, to watch the procession of the wedding fully and tried to be happy.

The dead eyes of the man she treasures reflect nothing but the hollowness of his soul. Erika Furude has taken full control of him.

The court of witches had switched function to that of a church. Well, the concept of a church, at least. Marriages are like contracts that bind two souls into one. A marriage blessed by a witch with the ranks of Bernkastel and Lambdadelta is stronger than the binding of a summoner and the summoned, even stronger than love.

Erika Furude looks beautiful in her wedding gown. She glanced up at the second tier of the building, directly at where the Eiserne Jungrau members were, and smiled.

There was no sign of change in her face, but Dlanor's enmity exploded when she saw this. Blood seeped out of her gum where she gritted her teeth. The two others could only watch their leader's suffering.

Becoming friends? Teasing each other? What farce! What utter bollocks! Furude Erika is nothing but shameless monster. But so is she. Even now she regretted ever tricking Battler into Erika's trap. This is her punishment.

"We gather here today to see the Battler Ushiromiya, the Endless Sorcerer, and Furude Erika in holy matrimony, kukakaa!!"

Lambdadelta cackled. "It's going to be a "pop" and "cute" wedding! Isn't that so, Battler-kun?"

"…Yes…" he said lifelessly.

Virgilia appeared from the nearest pillar and walked past Dlanor towards her seat along with Ronove.

"Remember your contract, dear."

Dlanor's eyes moved to follow Virgilia, whose smile was mysterious. Ronove nodded at them with a withholding smile.

My contract?

"Before we continue, we'd like to announce something," Bernkastel said. "Your precious Beato are now under our control, Battler. Once you are married to Erika, your power will no longer be sufficient to keep them alive. Yes, they will vanish. Not as pieces do, their existence will simply be erased. How do you feel about that?"

"He'll be happy, right, Battler?" Furude Erika said with a cutesy voice as she snuggled at his arm.

"…Yes…"

"But before the exchange of the ring, there's still something we must do. The detective cannot be the game master at the same time. Therefore you have to renounce your position as the detective."

Furude Erika took Battler's finger and took off the ring of the head.

It's a small exchange for the power of the Game Master, she grinned.

"I, Furude Erika, hereby renounce my place as the detective to be one with Battler Ushiromiya for eternity!"

"Very good. Now, if there is any who is against this wedding, speak up now or be silenced forever." Bernkastel said formally.

"OBJECTION!" A cry like the one you hear in courthouses echoed in the hall.

At that point, a blue streak slammed the pillar and attacked Erika. Red and Blue flashes as the dust began to settle, destroying the altar and almost harming the two witches, though they managed to get away.

"Furude EEERIIIKKKKAAAAA!!!" Dlanor yelled her name as she swiped away the dust with her swords. "I will not let you marry BATTLER! HE IS MINE! EVERY PART OF HIM, FROM THE TOP OF HIS HAIR TO THE BOTTOM OF HIS FEET!"

For the first time, the emotion that Dlanor has surfaced. It was of extreme anger and exploding white hot rage, it made her smile from ear to ear with her yellow eyes looking like a tiger hunting its prey.

Battler's body was on her shoulder, towed like a sack of potatoes.

"You fool! You cannot even obey a simple contract! Now bow down and dribble like a dog!"

Nothing happened.

"My contract says that I am to follow the order of the DETECTIVE. But Furude Erika has renounced her Detective position, thus annulling the CONTRACT," she said.

Furude Erika screamed at the horrifying revelation. "This cannot beeee!! This isn't my plaaaan!!"

"To breach into one of our events. What an interesting woman. Is that how much you treasure this fool?"

"As interesting as it is, even we have our limits. GOATS!! KILL THEM!!"

At Lambdadelta's order, goat butlers appeared from all sides of the church, paving their way toward the two figures in the middle of the hall while crushing everything on their way, even the Ushiromiyas. Screams of pain from the Ushiromiyas and their furniture filled the hall.

But, as they lunged to devour the two of them, blue shields appeared from below, throwing them back.

"Pukuku. As lifeless as he is, he is still our master…" Ronove crouched at the level of the floor, one of his hand covering a wretched smile plastered on his face.

"And we will protect him as long as we exist!"

"VIRGILIA." Dlanor said, surprised.

"Permission to speak. Don't forget about us!" Getrude said, as she and her comrade erected a barrier.

"Now, now, dear. Do you know, that to wake up a sleeping princess, a kiss from her beloved is needed?" Virgilia said, as she conjured a Smothered Mate to impale a number of goats attacking her.

Dlanor looked at her, then at him. She was afraid. She was afraid that her feeling was not real. That it was just something that she mistook for love. But now, she will find out. Both for her and his sake.

She took his head to her embrace.

Furuder Erika screamed with all her might." NO! NO! NO! Siestas! Attack!!!"

"Nyeh! Target acquired, beginning firing sequence."

"FIRE!"

Three gliding golden arrows branched out and headed straight towards Dlanor and Battler.

Virgilia and Ronove were too slow to parry them. The deadly arrows pierced the barrier and struck them with finality.

"Hahah…hahaha….Kyehahahaha!!! He's dead! Battler Ushiromiya is deaaad!"

"What a fitting end!" the two witches laughed and cackled with enjoyment at their deaths.

"Useless. It's all useless."

Their eyes gazed at the golden sword. No, there were two.

Battler's hand held one sword, which blocked one arrow. The two others were repelled by two swords, the blue sword…and another golden sword.

"What the!? She's holding the sword with her teeth!"

"That's ridiculous! How can she - ! The golden sword is supposed to belong to the one who - !" Bernkastel snapped. This was unthinkable. An Eiserne Jungfrau who can wield a golden sword? What kind of madness is this?

Indeed, Dlanor's golden sword, smaller in size compared to Battler's was bit on the handle by her teeth, brimming red with blood.

"I guess, that's the power of love, Lady Bernkastel," Virgilia said, bemused at her bewildered face.

"Now this is the kind of wife I like, all pizzazz and lots of fire power," Battler grinned.

"Battler…I-I…" Dlanor began to speak.

"Shhh…don't talk. Just let me gaze at your beautiful face a bit longer," he said. "And that's not a joke."

"Pukuku, you are like cockroach, my master. You are unkillable!"

"I don't think that's compliment, Ronove," Battler said, standing up.

"Now come on, Dlanor. Let's kick their ass!"

"DIE! DIE! DIE THE DEATH!! EQUALIZER TO THE DEATH!!!"

Battler and Dlanor charged forward, their swords in hand.

This ends now!

- A few days later –

After kicking out the witches from the island, finally, the sea calmed down and the ship appeared from the mainland.

Due to the missing body of Kinzo Ushiromiya, the servants and the Ushiromiya family members are ushered out into the ship by a number of policemen for investigation.

Krauss's face was sorrowful due to the realization that had to face his failure head on, but most of the family members were happy to get off of the island.

After preparations are finished, the ship left.

The policemen glanced at the departing ship and took off their hats.

The seven sisters joked and threw funny faces at their sisters, who looked weird in their disguise.

"BATTLER. Is this ALRIGHT?"

Battler, whose eyes had been gazing at the direction the ship went, looked at Dlanor's face.

"Yeah, it's better this way. The island will stay sealed as it should be."

"…" Dlanor hesitated for a bit, but then leaned on Battler. He was surprised by her sudden boldness, but answered with putting her arm around her.

"Anyway, I have a beautiful wife right here. And two really big daughters. How can I not be happy?"

"HMMM…and I haven't told you the fifth of the decalogue YET."

"You don't need to tell me that yet. We have all the time in the world."

"...."

"Of course, that doesn't mean we can't have children. How about having eleven for a start? Better yet, shall we start tonight?"

A steel arm hit Battler in the ribs. He groaned in pain as he keeled over.

The Endless Sorcerer coughed a bit then said. "Sorry, that was a joke."

She laid her hands on his cheek and kissed him with her thin, innocent lips that was like a forbidden fruit.

Then he kissed back. Passion, love, and emotion erupting in a mix of tears of joy that permeates their very being. Golden butterflies flew around them like heavenly blessing.

Then the time went by. The wind blew gently and the sun rose higher.

When they let go of each other, their faces were flushed. Battler smiled at her, whose pale face now glowed like ripe cherry.

She took off her hat, flicked her lustrous blue hair and smiled a beautiful smile that was as precious as a gem.

Then, the words that came out after that filled Battler with love for her.

"Tonight is GOOD."

Author's note: I made this simply because I want to see Dlanor, Zorro style.

And she is a great girl, ugh. I need my Dlanor dope, now. Ugh, her cuteness, and she's a loli too? YEAH! And Battler needs to experience the love of a younger girl. Like a kouhai that is both shy and murderous.

And she is sweet, so sweet I want to kiss her.

NOt as many fancy words as I'm used to, but here you go.

This is the final chapter of my story, hope you enjoyed it.