Disclaimer: Katekyo Hitman reborn Belongs To Akira Amano

Warnings: Gender Blender, Mukuro and her pervertness

Words: 3559

Chapter Three: The Hahesa Desert

"How dare you talk to the tenth like you know him?" Gokudera-san was screaming like no tomorrow and Yamamoto just merrily laughed. The four of them had departed from the Nigia city and was currently in the Hahesa desert to go to the Rondor city.

"Ha ha… why? We're friends." Yamamoto replied as if it was the most obvious thing in the world.

"You are not his friend!"

Tsuna clutched his head. First it was Haru and Gokudera now it's Yamamoto and Gokudera. Why does this always happens to him? Reborn isn't here either. They've been walking for hours. Tsuna was very surprised to see Yamamoto was actually a girl. He even patted her head like he was her close friend or something! He wanted to crawl in the ground. How could he do that kind of thing?

For some reason Gokudera was irked with her presence. Tsuna didn't understand why though. Yamamoto was an easy person to get along with. Nobody would ever think of her as a person who had random outbursts. Haru was awfully quiet as he was walking close with Tsuna.

"Hahi! Such dangerous people! Tsuna-sama should be careful." He whispered to Tsuna's ear.

"Why?" Tsuna whispered back, curiosity was evident in his voice.

"Jealous woman are dangerous! Especially if it's Gokudera-san!" Haru said in an all knowing way. "But I don't blame her. If I was female I would have wanted to be Tsuna-sama's wife as well!" He beamed. Tsuna decided not to think about them anymore. They were going to what they want anyway.

"Why can't my life be just normal?" He grumbled to himself.

They were going through the Hahesa desert. It was very large and many strange beings roamed though here. Tsuna was on his guard and Haru was on the look out. He couldn't say anything to the other two who were bickering with each other. Actually it was more like Gokudera was bickering and Yamamoto just laughing sheepishly.

The desert was hot and they've been walking for hours. Tsuna's head was being jumbled. He looked at his companions. The two girls were actually quiet and Haru seemed to be quiet too. The heat was getting to them.

"Maybe we should rest for sometime?" Tsuna suggested and everyone agreed. He was frankly quite hungry as well. There was no trees or any other life forms around them and that was worrying Tsuna. Something bad was about to happen.

"Here you go tenth! We can sit down on this!" Gokudera said happily as she laid down a bed sheet over the hot sand.

"Ha ha Nice!" Yamamoto said and happily sat down. That seemed like disrespect to Gokudera.

"How dare you sword freak sit down before the Tenth!" she snarled and got her claws out to attack her.

"It's all right Gokudera-san!" Tsuna tried to calm her and sat down on the sheet himself. He didn't care for the entire respect thing. "Gokudera-san should sit down too."

"The tenth is too kind!" Gokudera replied with watery eyes of adoration and flopped next to him. A little too close.

"Gokudera-san could you kindly sit a little further away?" Tsuna said while trying to free his right hand which was held by her. Gokudera suddenly seemed horrified.

"Am I bothering the tenth?" Her voice was shaky. Tsuna suddenly didn't know what to say. She was looking at him expectantly.

"Ha ha you are kind of bothering Tsuna. If you cling to hand like that he can't eat. Right Tsuna?" Yamamoto grinned as she spoke the words. Tsuna was startled. Did she just save him?

"Uh…Yeah."

"I'm so sorry tenth!" She quickly let go and apologized by almost banging her head on the hot surface of the desert.

"Ha ha she's such a funny person!" Yamamoto beamed.

"Yamamoto-san…" Tsuna will never know what was wrong with the woman. Haru was making food with his magic; apparently he was a wind specialist and was using that ability to cut the pieces of beef and bread that he had brought. He was also making some sort of curry. He was doing all the work while the two women had started their strange arguments again. Tsuna sighed and made his way to Haru to help.

"Haru-kun you're doing all the work. I would like to help." Tsuna said sheepishly. The man was working hard.

"Hahi! You can't Tsuna-sama! It's my job!" Haru was against him even touching the food. Tsuna just shook his head. He couldn't upset him could he? He seemed so determined to do this.

After a while Haru finished cooking and everyone started to eat. Tsuna just noticed that he was very hungry and gulped the food down. He noticed the others had similar actions as him; he couldn't help the small quirk of his lips.

"This is actually quite tasty Miura-san!" Yamamoto complimented while eating the curry. She's an elf. They don't eat meat.

"Thank you Yamamoto-san!"

Tsuna just smiled at the two people. At least these two get along well. He then looked at Gokudera who was scowling. 'Stupid fools…' she muttered under her breath. She didn't like anyone other than Tsuna.

"So, Yamamoto-san, why did you become a champion?" Tsuna asked curiously. "I mean most woman hate fighting." Suddenly Yamamoto's eyes were distant. It wasn't noticeable easily. "You don't have to tell me if you don't want to!" Tsuna quickly added.

"Ha ha! It's nothing like that." Yamamoto smiled at him. "Well I just wanted to be like pop you know?" Tsuna noted her eyes were very warm.

"You mean Tsuyoshi-san was a champion too? Wow! That's great. I didn't even know what my father did until just a few years ago." Tsuna was thinking about his father. He was such a laid back man and so weird that it was hard for him to swallow that he was actually the King's advisor.

"Really?"

"That doesn't matter tenth. My family is messed up beyond recognition!" Gokudera said a bit too cheerfully.

'She said such a terrible thing disturbingly cheerfully!' Tsuna couldn't help but think that.

"Hahi! Haru didn't think that Gokudera-san would have that kind of past!" Haru seemed moved for a second.

"Che! I don't need your pity fool!" Gokudera snarled.

"Haru was just trying to encourage Gokudera-san!" Haru and Gokudera were about to fight when Yamamoto graciously saved the day.

"So, where are we going Tsuna?" she asked.

"Hah! You don't even know that! Tenth is looking for the sword of Aeon." Gokudera said with something akin to pride. Tsuna wasn't sure why she was so happy that she knows.

"That sword?" Yamamoto was surprised. She has heard about that legendary sword as well. "But shouldn't only Demon kings be able to get that?"

"Hahi? Tsuna-sama is the next Demon King!"

"Ha ha I knew something was special about him. That's why Gokudera call him Tenth?"

"Of course Tenth is…" Suddenly Gokudera's cat ears popped up and started moving. She was alerted and looked around.

"What's wrong Gokudera-san?" Tsuna asked being worried. Then everyone heard the strange noise in the air. There were no movements of the wind and everything was still for a moment. Then suddenly there was a swirl of sand that was coming towards them.

"It's a sandstorm! Run everyone!" Tsuna screamed and started running.

There was a sudden illuminating aura surrounding Tsuna, he looked around. It was the Govel Castle. The familiar place was so nostalgic.

"Tsunayoshi-sama." Tsuna heard someone call him. He turned around and saw the familiar seers of the castle.

"You people…" they somehow looked apologetic. What happened?

"Tsunayoshi-sama it was our mistake. You are not actually supposed to be the King. It was prince Xanxus who will be the king." One of the seers says with regret.

"Really?" There was hope in it and also with a bit of suspicion. If this is true then even reborn couldn't force him to be the king. But there could be something fishy too!

"Of course, Trash." Tsuna nearly jumped when he heard that voice. He turned around to see Prince Xanxus and his advisor, Tsuna is not sure what he is, Superbi Squalo.

"VOIII! YOU BRAT! GOOD THING YOU ARE NOT THE KING!" he talks or shouts Tsuna never understood.

"Shut up trash." Xanxus lowly growls. Tsuna is too distracted by happy thoughts to notice. Suddenly from nowhere Reborn shows up. Tsuna turns toward him.

"Hah you see Reborn you were wrong!" Tsuna said albeit happily. But all his happiness was thrown away when a hard smack on the head was delivered by Reborn's magician's staff.

"Stupid Tsuna stop daydreaming about useless things and wake up already!"

Tsuna opened his eyes to again close them immediately afterwards. He suddenly felt the blazing sun caressing his cheeks. He was laying down on some kind of mattress as he touched it with his fingertips.

"Are you EXTREMELY all right?" a feminine voice called out to him. He was very grateful for her concern but her voice was loud. Tsuna slowly opened his eyes once again and lift head for a better view. It seemed the person looked down to see if he was alright. It was no surprise when their heads banged together. Tsuna's head fell on the ground while the other person moved away to mend to her head.

"Ow…" Tsuna rubbed his head. Apparently because of this he was able to focus much. He quickly sat up and noticed his surroundings. He was laid on a fine mattress and was unfortunately in the desert. In front of him was a woman with white hair. He couldn't see her face clearly.

"That was an Extreme head but!" she said and looked at Tsuna with sudden admiration in her ever so grey eyes. Her hands were wrapped with bandages and Tsuna couldn't help but wonder why. "Join the extreme fighting guild!" she said suddenly being pumped up. Tsuna was at a loss for words. Who was she and why was she suddenly proposing him to join a guild?

"Onee-chan!" suddenly another voice was heard and Tsuna tuned toward the direction. There in front of him stood a man. He had auburn colored hair with light brown colored eyes. He was handsome and looked very kind. Tsuna was gaping. They looked nothing alike.

"I'm sorry about my onee-chan. She tends to get carried away when she meets a capable fighter." He said. Strangely he had a clam aura about him contrary to his sister. If she was his sister. "Are you all right?" he asked being genuinely concerned.

"What happened?" Tsuna asked groggily. His head was pounding.

The man smiled kindly and then answered his question. "You found you almost buried in the sand and got you here… you seemed out of it. Are you feeling better?"

"You found me…alone?" Tsuna repeated the words slowly. Then it sinked in his head. "Oh no!" Tsuna tried to stand up abruptly. His mind was clouded with sudden worry. Where were his companions? They were hit by the sandstorm hard and some how had been separated. The storm didn't seem natural. His heart clenched as unwelcoming and bad circumstances were floating inside his mind. But he stood up suddenly his body wobbled and almost fell. The woman quickly grabbed him with surprising strength.

"You should extremely rest!" she said and forcefully made him sit down. Tsuna sighed and complied. It wasn't as if he could just run in this condition while his head was so foggy.

"How…long was I out?" Tsuna said quietly as he looked at the two siblings.

"For about an hour or so." Replied the man. Then suddenly he noticed he still hasn't introduced himself to the man sitting in front of him. "I'm sorry I forgot to introduce myself. I'm Sasagawa Kyohei."

"I'm Sasagawa Ryoko and I like to battle to the Extreme!" she said as she pumped her fists in the air. Extreme must be her favorite word Tsuna mused.

"I'm Sawada Tsunayoshi."

"Then can I call you Tsuna-kun?" Kyohei asked sweetly. For a second Tsuna thought he was talking to a refined lady than that with a young man.

"I don't mind." Tsuna replied.

"Sawada let's have an extreme match!" Ryoko said as she stood up with enthusiasm. Tsuna gave her a tired look. He has no time to dwell in fighting. He had to find his companions.

"Onee-chan you can't! Tsuna-kun needs to sleep!" Kyohei reasoned with his sister. Tsuna shook his head. There is not time for him to rest. He stood up successfully startling the two Sasagawa siblings.

"Thank you for helping me but I have to find my friends." Tsuna said and stood up. Only when his friends were in danger is when one can see how majestic he is. Usually he's useless.

"Wait! We'll help you!" Kyohei said as he stood up. Tsuna was a bit surprised. He had troubled them enough.

"Let's go find them together to the extreme!" Ryoko said with enthusiasm and Tsuna couldn't keep them from coming with him.

They were searching for the three people. Along the way Tsuna heard a lot about the two Pyro siblings. It was no wonder they weren't feeling bad at all even in the scorching sun. They were going to the Rondor city as well. It seemed their objective was to get some fresh supply of grindger leaves that specifically grew in that area. Tsuna remembered courtesy of Reborn, them being used as special ingredients in cooking celebratory meals. They were very expensive. Tsuna noticed the two siblings. They were different from each other yet very similar. But in what way he couldn't understand.

After searching for quite sometime Tsuna found Haru who was walking aimlessly in the verge of crying by using his superior smell with the Pyro sidings help. When he saw Tsuna he groveled at his feet as he was useless to stop the storm and couldn't find the two women in the group. Tsuna quickly dismissed his declaration of being useless and searched for the other two. Haru and Kyohei became very close friends as they shared the similar interest in food. Ryoko seemed to be pleased and became energetic even more as she started running ahead of them.

Finally the group found the two women. They had been together when they got separated. They were fighting like usual. When Gokudera noticed Tsuna without another thought she lunged at him in a death hug. It took much effort on Tsuna's part to make her let go. Yamamoto merrily laughed and also hugged Tsuna causing another fight between the Two.

Just like before there was the still wind and sudden Silence.

"Tenth! It seems like there'll be another sandstorm!" Gokudera said.

Tsuna at first didn't reply just stared at the distant area. "These doesn't seem normal." He replied and looked at his companions.

"I extremely don't get it!" Ryoko suddenly said. Gokudera had a visible vain twitching.

"You stupid Turf-top don't you have a half a brain in that skull?"

"What? Don't say that to me Octopus head!" Ryoko retorted. She was hotheaded too it seemed.

"You!" Gokudera quickly got her claws out.

"Now now, clam down!"

"You stay out of this sword freak!"

"Hahi!"

"Mou…Onee-chan!"

"Everyone be on your guard!" Tsuna's voice changed suddenly and everyone turned to see him. His eyes were amber and there was a bright flame burning on his forehead.

"Right…!" Yamamoto was the one who quickly recovered and sheathed her sword. Everyone was ready for battle.

In a distance they saw the sandstorm coming. Before they tried to run away from it that wasn't the best action. This time they focused on the bottom of it. There were some beings that were running.

"Sand dwellers!" Kyohei suddenly exclaimed. They were creatures who had black skin with strange tentacle like hair. They also had two pairs of limbs and liked to cause trouble for everyone. They were not friendly.

"Cheh!" Gokudera snarled as she quickly reverted to her true form. Everyone was ready. When the Sand Dwellers were close enough they all attacked.

"Extreme!" Ryoko said as she punched away the creatures. They can't talk and make strange screeching noises. There were many of them.

"Wind Magic: Wind blade!" Haru casted spells. Kyohei used fire breaths and Yamamoto was using her sword. Tsuna used his flames. It was like a group clash. It was rather difficult a little it is their territory. But Tsuna's group was winning. The last one was down and the group reunited.

"That was an extreme fight!" Ryoko exclaimed.

"Shut up Turf top! You are an annoyance!" Gokudera grumbled.

"What did you say Octopus head?" Ryoko exclaimed.

"Now now!" Yamamoto stood between the two. Tsuna smiled a bit. Then he noticed one sand dweller crawling towards Ryoko and the three women were too busy bickering with each other. Tsuna swiftly moved there and knocked it out.

"Eh!" Everyone turned toward them. Ryoko noticed the sand dweller on the ground. "I extremely didn't notice that!"

"Are you all right?" Tsuna asked her. Ryoko was a bit startled. She looked at Tsuna and suddenly her face was becoming red. "I'm extremely all right!" She replied trying to keep the red down. Kyohei noticed and smiled.

"Good." Tsuna's flame extinguished and he reverted back to his normal. "I think we should head towards the Rondor city quickly. We don't want to be attacked again do we?" Tsuna rubbed his head.

"That's right! Let's go!" Haru exclaimed.

"Since we're going to the same direction can we come along?" Kyohei asked Tsuna sincerely. Tsuna looked at him for a second before replying.

"Sure."

"You can't be serious tenth!" Gokudera didn't want to be near that imbecile.

"Ha ha the more the merrier!" Yamamoto didn't care really.

"Shut up!"

Tsuna just sighed.

They were walking towards the Rondor city in a fast pace. More sand dwellers could cause trouble. It was nightfall. The group was tired and decided to rest for the night. Haru and Kyohei cooked while the women were bickering. Gokudera can't stand anyone it seemed. But even she couldn't pick a fight with Kyohei. They found a small oasis with a small pond and unpacked there. Even in the midst of battle Haru was able to keep the food safe. Everyone had their dinner and decided to call it a night.

Tsuna couldn't sleep. He looked over at his companions. They had a peaceful expression on their faces. Then he looked over at Ryoko and Kyohei.

"New people…" Tsuna got up and walked towards the pond. There was an eerie feel in the air which was uncomfortable.

"Something isn't right…." Tsuna gulped. Suddenly there was a splashing noise at the other side of the pond. "Who's there?" Tsuna said. He was a bit scared. But still this could trouble his friends. With new found courage he ran to the other side of the pond.

"W-who's… ther…e?" he's voice was shuttering and it was bare audible. He is very scared of ghosts. Actually there is rarely anything that he isn't scared of! There was a shifting noise and Tsuna noticed the outline of a person. The cloud covering the moon moved away and the moonlight fell on them. In front of him was a woman.

The woman was wearing green extremely revealing clothes and Tsuna was having a hard time keeping his blush down. She also had mismatched eyes, one red the other being violet. Her hair was violet colored and shaped…like a pineapple? All in all she was very attractive. Tsuna felt like he saw that combination somewhere else too.

"Umn…where am I?" her voice was soft and alluring. She was staggering. Suddenly she lost her footing and almost fell on the ground. Almost because Tsuna quickly caught her in his arms.

"Are you okay?" Tsuna asked with genuine concern in his voice. 'Where did she come from? Why is she so weak?' Tsuna thought. Unknown to him the woman gave an eerie smile. Then she quickly pushed him on the ground with surprising strength.

Tsuna fell and was very shocked to see the woman pushing him down with an evil smirk. His hyper intuition was telling him that this was bad.

"What are you doing?" He asked with a shaky voice. There was an alluring scent from the woman. But before he could say anything more soft lips were pressed against his. Suddenly he felt his energy being drained.

"Mfft!" Tsuna grabbed her shoulders and pushed her away. Then he then quickly crawled away from the woman as far as he could. "What is wrong with you?"

"Kufufu…You actually taste nice Vongola!" She said and licked her lips. Tsuna's eyes went wide.

"You…are a Succubus!"

This is the nest installment. As for the Sasagawa siblings names it wasn't very hard! What is Mukuro doing? Who will Tsuna meet next? Read on to find out!

And to Puppeteer Illusione-san - Yes! Lambo will be there and she will be in her older 15 year self. Since it's Guardians and Tsuna story it would be sad if she wasn't there!

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