Sorry for all of the short chapters, but now it's back to the way you like them.

WARNINGS: Sexual content and OOC

DISCLAIMER: I don't own House MD

Wilson couldn't believe what had happened. How could he have had sex with Chase everyday while his wife was gone? It was a good thing his wife was back, now Chase couldn't come over to have sex because she would be there. Damn, did Wilson love that. However, he didn't like the fact that he'd have to start lying to her in order to be with House. Wilson knew that he'd need to tell Chase that it wasn't going to happen again. He needed to tell him that it was a mistake. I guess you could say that he was looking for Chase. Finally he spotted him. "Chase," Wilson said walking toward him.

Chase turned to see who it was calling his name. He saw Wilson walking toward him. Chase sped up. The last thing he wanted to do was to talk to Wilson. He couldn't do it. He couldn't listen to Wilson go on about how they couldn't be together. He didn't want to hear the obvious. He had heard it all before. He knew what was going to happen. Wilson was going to start by telling him it wasn't that he was a bad person and then he'd go on rambling about how it could never work out.

"Chase," Wilson said now standing next to him. "There's something I want to talk to you about."

"I'm a little busy now James," Chase said.

"That's what I'm talking about," Wilson said. "I'm not sure we should be on a first name basis anymore."

"Does it make you uncomfortable that I call you James in public?" Chase asked. "I wasn't aware that I wasn't allowed to call you by your first name after we've fucked."

"Now Robert swearing is only going to call attention," Wilson said.

"And we don't want attention," Chase said. Wilson didn't say anything. He wasn't sure where Chase was going with this. "I've heard it all before. It's not that I'm a bad person, but it could never work out between us. It's okay, I understand perfectly." Wilson was surprised by how well Chase understood. "Now I have some work to do."

"You're angry Robert," Wilson said.

"So you can call me Robert, but I can't call you James," Chase said. "Well that's fair." Wilson opened his mouth to respond, but Chase spoke before he had the chance. "I don't want to hear it Wilson. I understand; you don't need to spell it out for me."

Cameron was watching from a distance and saw them arguing. She knew she should do something. Chase looked uncomfortable in the situation. "Chase!" Cameron screamed. There was a sound of panic in her voice. Chase looked over at her. He had no idea what she could want. "We need you." Chase gave her a confused look. "The patient."

Chase had no idea what she was talking about. There was no patient. "Oh, right the patient," Chase said. "I'm sorry Wilson I have to go, they need me." Wilson let Chase walk over to Cameron. The patient's health was the most important thing right now. Wilson couldn't take time away from that and he knew it.

When Chase and Cameron were finally far enough from Wilson she began to talk. "What's going on with you?" Cameron asked. "You've been acting really weird all week." She had been bothering him all week, trying to find out what was going on. He figured it was only fair that he told her.

"I had sex with him Allison," Chase said. Cameron looked shocked. "Please don't ask me to say it again, I know you heard me."

"When?' Cameron asked.

"You know when," Chase said. "All this week we've been having sex. It's not something I'm proud of, but…"

"He's married," Cameron said.

"Wow, I didn't know that," Chase snapped. "Thanks for telling me."

"I'm sorry," Cameron said.

"No, I'm sorry," Chase said. "I shouldn't have yelled at you." Cameron didn't say anything. "I'm just…don't tell anyone. It's bad enough that everyone knows he's screwing House."

"He's screwing House?" Cameron asked. "It's no wonder he can't keep a wife. He's sleeping with every man in sight."

"Not every man in sight," Chase said. "Just the one's who are easy enough to do it." Cameron wanted to tell Chase that he wasn't easy, but she couldn't lie to him. She knew from their late night phone calls that he had had many partners, but she wasn't sure that made him easy. "You don't have to say anything."

"Chase," Cameron said. "I didn't mean it like that."

"I know," Chase said. "Just…try not to tell anyone."

"I'm not going to tell everyone that you slept with Wilson," Cameron said. "What kind of person would that make me?"

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"Tell me what happened," Foreman begged. "Why has he been acting so weird?" Since Cameron had stepped foot into House's office. House wasn't in there and neither was Chase. It was just Cameron and Foreman sitting down across from each other. But damn did Cameron wish someone else was in there. Maybe if they were in there he'd shut up.

"I don't know," Cameron said. "What makes you think he told me?"

"I saw you two talking," Foreman said. "I know he told you something."

"It's dangerous to assume things Foreman," Cameron said. "If I knew I'd tell you, trust me."

"Why would you tell me?" Foreman asked. Cameron didn't have an answer prepared. She didn't expect Foreman to ask her to explain herself. "Exactly you wouldn't tell me."

"Listen Foreman if I tell you will you shut up?" Cameron asked. Foreman nodded. "He slept with Wilson."

"He did what?" Foreman asked.

"I told you he slept with Wilson," Cameron said. "And not just once either, he did it every night for the past week." Foreman was speechless; he wasn't sure what to say. "I'm thinking about telling Cuddy."

"You're going to tell Cuddy?" Foreman asked. "Is it really any of your business?"

"If it's going to get in the way of talking to our oncologist then it's my business," Cameron said.

"Fine then," Foreman said. "Go tell Cuddy."

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Cameron knocked on Cuddy's office door. "Who is it?" Cuddy asked never taking her eyes off of the paperwork in front of her.

"It's Cameron," Cameron said.

"What is it?" Cuddy asked.

"Can I come in?" Cameron asked. "It's kind of private."

"It's open," Cuddy said. Cameron walked in. "What do you want?" Cuddy finally looked up from her work.

"It's about Chase," Cameron said.

"What did he do to you?" Cuddy asked, not looking interested.

"Nothing, at least nothing to me," Cameron said. "He slept with Wilson."

"So?" Cuddy asked. "How does that affect you?"

"He's our oncologist," Cameron said. "They can hardly stand to be in the same room as each other, how are they supposed to speak?"

"Then don't make them talk," Cuddy said.

"Lisa I'm serious," Cameron said. She was shocked at her boldness of calling Cuddy 'Lisa'.

"Allison, there's nothing I can do," Cuddy said.

"You don't even want to talk to him about it?" Cameron asked. "It's the second time he's done it."

"The first time was with you," Cuddy said.

"The second time was with Wilson," Cameron said. "And we only did it once."

Now Cuddy was interested. "How many times did they do it?" Cuddy asked.

"Five or six," Cameron said. "What do you think now?"

"I'll talk to him," Cuddy said.

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Cameron walked back into House's office. Everyone turned around to look at her. "Cuddy wants to talk to you Chase," Cameron said.

"Me?" Chase asked. Cameron nodded. "Did you…?"

"I had to," Cameron said. "I can't let it get in the way of work."

"Damn it Allison," Chase said before standing up and walking out the door.

"What happened?" House asked. "I don't like being out of the loop." Neither Foreman nor Cameron said anything. "Come one people, we can't let this get in the way of work."

"Chase and Wilson had sex," Foreman said. "At least five times." Without a word House left the room. Cameron nudged Foreman. "What?"

"You know what's going on between House and Wilson," Cameron said.

"What?" Foreman asked. "They're having sex?" Cameron nodded. Apparently not every one knew. Cameron and Foreman sat down at the table in silence.

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"You wanted to see me," Chase said now standing in Cuddy's office.

"Robert, I've heard that you and Dr. Wilson…" Cuddy started.

"Before you go any farther I can explain," Chase said. "I don't know how it happened, I was just…"

"Wait a minute, I have something to say," Cuddy said. "This is the second time it's happened. So not only do you have this to explain, but you also have to explain what happened with Cameron."

"She was high and I took advantage of her," Chase said. "Is that what you wanted to hear? I'm a terrible person and it will never happen again."

"I'm not trying to make it sound like you're a terrible person," Cuddy said. "I understand that you must be very lonely, but that doesn't give you the right to sleep with every doctor who's willing to do it."

Chase was silent. He was trying to figure out what the glare in Cuddy's eye meant. The only possible reason he could find was…oh no, it couldn't be. "You're jealous," Chase said.

"What?" Cuddy asked. "I'm not jealous of Wilson or Cameron."

"Then why do you even want to talk to me?" Chase said. "Cameron's not upset and neither is Wilson."

"Actually Cameron is the one who came in here," Cuddy said.

"Not because she's upset with what I did to her," Chase said. "She needed someone to talk to about what I told her. She needed someone she considered a friend, maybe a fellow woman."

Cuddy had considered that was the reason Cameron told her. Usually Cameron would keep it to herself. Telling Cuddy was more of a Foreman thing to do. Cuddy had also considered that the only reason she had agreed to talk to Chase was because she had always wondered what it would be like to sleep with him. He was very attractive. "Hypothetically if I told you that I was jealous what would you do?" Cuddy asked.

"If you'd allow me to, I'd take you," Chase said. He couldn't believe what he had just said. He had never considered himself desperate enough to take anyone who offered, but this wasn't just anyone. This was Lisa Cuddy, and damn was she hot. "But that's hypothetically speaking."

"Right, hypothetically speaking," Cuddy said. She hadn't expected that response, but now that she knew that he'd do it why not use it to her advantage. Of course she couldn't just tell him to take her. No, she'd have to lead him in more subtly. "What if it wasn't hypothetical? What if I actually wanted it?"

"Are you saying that you actually want it?" Chase asked.

Cuddy couldn't lie to him. She knew what she had to say. "Okay, let's stop beating around the bush," Cuddy said. "If we're going to do this we should do it now. We're both very busy doctors and I'm sure we have lots of things to do."

Chase locked the door. "Fine, let's do it," Chase said. He pulled all of the blinds and then walked toward Cuddy.

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House knocked on Wilson's office door. "Wilson, is there a patient in there?" House asked.

"Does it matter?" Wilson opened the door. House entered and looked around the room, there was no patient. "What do you want?"

"So how was your Houseless week?" House asked. "Have any fun without me?"

"He told you didn't he?" Wilson asked.

"Told me what?" House asked. "Oh you mean how you're fucking him!" Wilson looked away. "No, Foreman told me." House was now calm.

"He told Foreman?" Wilson asked.

"No, Cameron told Foreman," House said. "And to answer your next question, yes he told Cameron."

"I'm sorry," Wilson said. "He just kept coming over it's hard to tell him no."

"Because he's so pretty?" House asked. "When did you become so shallow?" He didn't sound sarcastic. Did he actually care? Wilson couldn't help but wonder. "What's that look for?" House had noticed the way Wilson was looking at him, he had realized what he must have been thinking and he was right.

"Aren't you angry?" Wilson asked. "I know you are." Wilson didn't give House a chance to respond he did something no one would have expected he hugged him. "I'm sorry."

"For what?" House asked. Wilson wasn't the kind of person to hug you when he felt guilty. He'd buy you a box of chocolates or a bouquet of flowers, but he wouldn't hug you.

"I slept with him," Wilson said. "He didn't even do it to me, I did it to him." Wilson let go of House and held out his hand. "Strike me harshly."

"What?" House asked.

"Strike me harshly," Wilson said still holding out his hand. "I deserve it. Just hit me." House figured there was no way getting around it so he hit Wilson's hand with his cane. Wilson winced; he hadn't expected House to hit him with his cane. "Thank you."

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Chase entered the room with his colleagues again. They all stared at him. He wasn't sure what they wanted him to say so he didn't say anything. "So?" House asked. "What happened?"

"Nothing," Chase said.

"Oh come on," House said. "We can all see that smile on your face. How was she?"

"What are you talking about?" Chase asked.

"Just leave him alone House," Foreman said. "He's not going to admit to having sex with Cuddy."

"I didn't have sex with Cuddy," Chase said.

"Then why are you so smiling?" House asked.

"I'm happy, I wasn't aware that was a crime," Chase said.

"That isn't a happy smile," House said. "That's an 'I just got laid' smile."

Chase looked at Cameron. "You are smiling more than usual," Cameron said. Chase didn't argue anymore and he barely said anything for the rest of the day. He didn't want to hear what they had to say.

I suck at coming to conclusions so I know that was a pretty bad ending for the chapter. I apologize for the random sex with Cuddy, but it will come into play later. Just you wait and see. Mwahahahahaha!
Anyway, please review.