A/N: Day Four! Again, you can request a pairing/group if you like the way I write.

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Albus, Hugo, Louis, Fred, and James

"The bluebird has left the nest." Fred's voice crackled over the old Muggle radios they had found.

"Is everyone ready?" James asked, glancing at Hugo and Albus.

"I don't feel comfortable with this."

"Shut up, Hugo! If you can't throw a few water balloons then hand them over to Al and he'll do it for you."

"I just want everyone to know that I am only taking part in this because he called me a slobbering, simple, self-centered, snake loving Slytherin. You all know I hate alliteration."

"Well, Albus, you are Slytherin swine."

"Say that to my face, James, and these wildfire whiz-bangs are going down your throat."

"You two shut the hell up! Do you want him to know that we're here before we get to put the plan in action?"

"If you wanted it to go smoothly, you shouldn't have included James."

"Me? You're the one who can't go a few seconds without make some kind of snide remark."

"It's called wit, big brother. I know you've never used it because it requires a brain, but trust me, my remarks are humorous."

"Heh, I'm sure you and Scorpius have loads of fun giggling at your witty remarks when you're alone together late at night. Does wit make for good pillow talk, dearest little brother?"

"That. Is. IT," Albus growled. "Stop hiding underneath the damn invisibility cloak and face me like a man. Or can you not live up to the precious Gryffindor name? I bet you're too scared to come out and put your wand where your mouth is. "

"We Gryffindors don't know the definition of the word scared, unlike some cowards I could mention from your lovely house, Albus. I could take you right here and now and still have time to finish terrorizing Louis."

"Such brave words from a boy who couldn't even pull a prank on his cousin without hiding underneath daddy's invisibility cloak."

"Wow, did you learn that sneer from Malfoy? It seems you two have perfected being pompous asses in your cozy little dungeons."

"Let's go, then!" Al said to James. "I'd like to be able to show you your place before dinner."

"My place? Yeah, I'll find my place. It will be above you with my foot on your face!" James had jumped out of his hiding place and was aiming his wand at this brother, the cloak lying on the ground.

"The only way you'd get above me is if I used Levicorpus," Albus snapped, pulling out his wand.

"You say that as if a Slytherin could beat a Gryffindor," James retorted hotly.

"I seem to remember a whole team of Slytherins, including myself, wiping the stadium with a team of Gryffindors in Quidditch. Oh wait… you were there! Nice game, Keeper. But I thought the point was to keep the Quaffle out of the goal?"

Louis walked up and stopped at the sight of two brothers fighting.

"What's going on?" he asked Hugo.

"You really don't want to know."