Hey guys and gals
I'm back with another chapter
Here we go
And to Lazy Writing, if you're reading this, I'm sorry you feel that way about this fanfic, but I honestly don't care. I'm still gonna write it.
DUFF Chapter 4
Yumi's POV
I woke to the sound of my alarm clock. I reached over and turned it off. I then ran into the bathroom.
I came out a few minutes later with my hair combed, my teeth brushed, and my bra and panties on. I then opened my closet and pulled out a pair of pajama bottoms and a dirty tank top. I put them both on then finished off my outfit with a green day sweatshirt and a pair of old converse.
"Come on, Yumi." My mom said. "You're gonna be late for school."
I pulled my Iphone off the charger and put it in my back pocket, along with my car keys. I then put my book bag on one shoulder and walked out my room. When I got downstairs, my mom finally saw what I was wearing.
"You look crazy." She said.
"Perfect." I said then walked out the house.
DUFF
I pulled into the school's parking lot around 8:15. I then parked in my normal parking space. When I got out my car, I finally saw the cars around me.
Holy shit, even my car's a duff. I then felt a vibrating in my pocket. I pulled out my phone and saw I was getting a call from Aelita. I then hit ignore, and put my phone back in my pocket.
DUFF
Me, Aelita, and Sam, were sitting in the library. Aelita was working on some new fashion sketches, Sam was playing some computer game, while I was getting a head start on next week's math homework.
I couldn't even look at Aelita and Sam, they made me so mad. Our whole relationship was a sham and everyone knew but me.
"Hey, Yumi?" Aelita said. "Can you take a look at my fashion piece, I need a laymen's opinion." I then snatched the papers from Aelita's hand.
"You're a where that I'm a woman, right?" I said back.
"Oh, laymen, it's just a term." Aelita said. "I didn't mean you're not a fashion expert."
"Oh, so I have bad taste."
"Wow, someone's in a mood," Sam started. "Lighten up."
"Lighten up, because I'm so heavy?"
"Is there a problem?" Aelita asked.
"Outside, now." I said through clenched teeth. I then lead them outside the library. "How could you guys not tell me this whole time, that I was your duff."
"Our what?" Sam asked.
"Your designated ugly fat friend." I said. "Yeah. Ulrich told me everything."
"Haha." Sam laughed. "He can't even spell, that's actually pretty creative for him."
"Since when do you care what Ulrich Stern says, he says crazy things all the time?" Aelita said.
"Because it makes sense." I said. "Why would two, super-hot high school girls wanna be friends with a girl like me." I started. "It's because you're using me to make to yourselves look better."
"Ok, just because you think one of us is better looking."
"You see, there it is." I said. "You know what, I'm glad you said that, cuz it's gonna make what I'm about to do so much easier." I reached into my pocket and pulled out my phone. I then typed some stuff in. Aelita & Sam then got notifications on their phones a few seconds later. When they saw what it was, their eyes filled with shock.
"Did you just un-friend me?" Aelita asked.
"You bet your ass I did." I retorted.
"Fine." Aelita said. "Then I'm taking you off of Instagram."
"Halleluiah." I said. "No one wants to see pictures of your decaf mocha lattes every morning."
"How dare you." Aelita said. "You love those drinks, and you know it." The librarian looked at us and told us to be quiet.
"We're going through something over here." I said. "guess what else….I unfollowed yall on twitter."
"Perfect." Sam started. "No more of Yumi's almost ironic tweets for the day."
"That rich, coming from the girls who's r-t-m-ing all day."
"Their petty r-t's." Sam said. "You know what, I'm taking you off of my we heart it, and my vine feed."
"Good, cuz I don't like your loops." I said. "You know what else, I'm blocking your ass on tumblr and you , your off my snapchat.
"Well, fine." Aelita said.
"Fine." I said.
"Fine." Sam said.
"Fine!" I said. "I'm a free women!" I said walking out the library. "And don't be creeping on my Pinterest, whores!." The librarian gasped at my last comment. "I'm so sorry." I said then walked out.
(AN: That was really confusing, I'm so glad that scene's over.)
DUFF
Yumi's POV
I was sitting alone at lunch later that day, looking at all the groups in the room.
Ulrich had made me see the school differently, and I wasn't happy about it. It didn't matter what group you were in, it was unavoidable. Even if you weren't in a group like creepy Jared Anderson.
Jared Anderson: #Self DUFF
Did any of the people know where they stood in a social hierarchy?" I then started seeing imaginary arrows pointing to each duff. I then looked up and saw one pointing to me.
Getting fed up with everyone knowing what I was, I got up, threw my lunch away, and walked out.
DUFF
I walked out the lunchroom and down the hall. I then heard Sissy and her gang coming up behind me. Right when I didn't expect it, Sissy tripped me. When I hit the ground, everything that was in my hands spilled out onto it.
"Oops." Sissy said then walked away. When she was gone, I stood up and started to pick up my things.
"Cool sweatshirt." Someone said. "I really dig it." I looked up and saw William standing over me.
"Sweatshirt….it's." I said. Feeling embarrassed, I stood up, and ran out the building.
DUFF
I was in my Chemistry class that same day working on the experiment.
I never knew why I couldn't talk to William, now I did. Because, like everyone else in school, he knew what I was. And deep down, I knew it too.
I looked back and saw Ulrich telling jokes to his lab partner. It was all so easy for Ulrich. He could talk to anyone.
"Back to work, Mr. Stern." Mrs. Hertz said. When the bell rang, everyone in class stood up. I looked back and saw Ulrich standing up. "Take a seat Mr. Stern." She then walked up to his desk. "That's your third F, I don't what's going on with you." Mrs. Hertz started. "But, the principal and I decided, until you get your grade up, you're suspended from the team."
"Can't we talk to coach Morales about?" Ulrich said.
"We did, and he agrees with my decision."
"Look, I can't lose my scholarship, that's the only way I can get into college."
"I wish you would of thought of that before."
Feeling sympathy for Ulrich, I decided to do the only thing I could do. Help him.
DUFF
(Outside on The Kadic soccer field.)
"You want me to do what?" Ulrich asked.
"I don't wanna be anybody's duff anymore," I started. "I wanna be my own person." I said. I couldn't help but notice how the tight clothes he was wearing showed off his muscles. "I'm tired of being the approachable one….I wanna be the dateable one."
"You're me asking for dating advice today?" Ulrich then started jogging around the track. I quickly jogged up next to him.
"Look, I have a crush on this boy… his name is William Dunbar." I said. "But I can't seem to talk to him, and you never seem to have the problem."
"Don't you hate me?"
"I'm glad you asked." I said. "I do, but only cuz you're a dip shit and a man whores, but you were the only one in this entire school who told me what was going on, so at least you're an honest dip ship." I looked up and saw the Ulrich was barely breaking a sweat. "Can we just stop for a minute." Ulrich smiled at me then stopped.
"You're really out of shape."
"Sorry." After I caught my breath, I stood back up. "I will make sure you pass Chemistry if you help with this."
"You got the easy part, you can pass Chemistry in your sleep." Ulrich said. "I have to reverse duff you, are wearing pajamas?"
"I get it Ulrich, I'm ugly, disgusting, I'm a regular hunch back of nostra dame."
"Who?"
"Why did I even think that you would help me?" I said. "Have fun playing pee-wee soccer." I then started walking away.
"Wait." Ulrich said. "I'm an idiot, and idiots don't exactly give great advice."
"Look at it this way, it's not like you can make me any more ugly."
"That's true."
"So…will you help out an old friend?"
"Yeah."
"Yay."
"On one condition." Ulrich said. "You have to ask me in monster voice."
"From when we were kids?"
"Do it or the deals off."
"Fine." I then put on the best monster voice I could manage. "Yumi need Ulrich help. Ulrich help Yumi?"
"it's good, you still got it."
"Thanks." I said. "We gotta deal?"
"Yeah." he said.
"Ok, so you need to pass the Chemistry mid-term, so we'll start there, so where do we start with me?"
"The mall, 10:00 Saturday."
"Alright, I'll be there."
Alright guys and gals
That's it for this chapter
BY3