"Master cheif...Master CHEEEIIIIIF!" John opened his eyes in a was back at home in his Mylonir MK7 battle suit. He pushed himself off the ground of what appeared to be a weapon armoury on a- oh no. This is the U.N.S.C. Cairo! He looked to his left. There's me and Johnson accepting our medals! The covenant will be here soon! I have to warn- he stopped mid thought. Gunny was standing right there. But there were two gunnys? One of them was looking at a console, but the other was staring straight at him. He spoke:" Listen Cheif, I've made you dream this because I never got to finish my sentence. You must tell Sargent Johnson that he can forget about that attachment for his A-12-" a grunt ran in a shot the living Gunny. The spirit Gunny started disintegrating as the living Cheif came in. "DAAAAAAAAAAMMMMIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIITTTTTT..." Gunny yelled as he faded in to thin air. John woke up sweating, the shotgun Gunny had was resting against the bed he was sleeping in. "Gunny?" He asked, half curious, half scared s***less.
John was was walking to his classroom when he saw a teddy bear in the middle of the hallway. Just a plain, simple teddy bear. A student walked across the hallway, blocking his view. When he could see the teddy bear, it was a foot closer. Cheif rubbed his eyes, and looked again. It was 7 feet away from him. He looked behind himself to see if it was being dragged by a string. It wasn't. When he looked hack the teddy bear was up against his shoe. The Mastercheif, the mighty Demon, reclaimer, able to snap brutes in half with his bare hands, screamed like a little girl."b,!" He ran frantically to the main office, grabbed the gun they kept just in case and shot the bear, which was still following him. "Holycrapholycrapholycrapholrap
Today was going to be a complicated day. The school band had to play a in school concert, and all the student and staff had to squeeze into the small gym. The ceiling and size was perfect for music. When everyone had stopped fooling around the band started playing. It sounded TERIBLE, the trumpets were to high, the low brass to loud, the flutes fell apart, the percussion broke their sticks, and somehow, the French horns tuck a KITTEN down their horn. The band conductor pulled it out and held it up to the world. At t twenty kids all did the "lion king" opening scene. "AHHHHHH,, NAH BEENJA, OONNOO WEECH ONO WA!" The gym erupted into chaos. Students everywhere were yelling and stuff. Then a really fat kid got on the mic:" ITS RIOT TIME!"
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