A Social Experiment With Team Valiant
"Explain this why we're doing this again?" Dan asked from inside his white cell.
Amy , Emily and Jade where all dressed in lab coats and looking at Nick, Dan and Blake who were each in little white rooms behind glass. The three boys were sitting simple chairs and waiting to see what the hell this was all about.
"It's simple. We're doing a little experiment to prove once and for all that you two aren't normal." Amy said looking at Nick and Dan.
"But, I'm plenty normal." Dan protested while wearing someone's underwear on his head.
"Yeah, I'm a dragon." Emily said dryly.
"Can I be a dragon too?" Nick asked thinking this was just some kinda game.
Blake raised his hand. "If you're testing these two, then why am I here?" Blake asked.
"You're the most ordinary member of Valiant. We're going to use you as a comparison." Amy said.
"Oh," Blake said putting his hand down.
"Basically, you're boring." Jade said simply.
Blake looked instantly depressed. "Alright, let's get this show on the road. This is how it works. We'll show you guys something and I want you to tell me the first thing that pops into your head." Amy said looking at her clipboard.
Exhibit A: Attractive Woman Walks Into The Room
"Wow, she's really pretty." Blake said.
"I'm so gonna hit on her later." Dan said.
"I wonder if she's nice. Then maybe we can be friends." Nick said.
Exhibit B: Cool Looking Guy Walks Into The Room
"That shirt is super cool." Blake said.
"I'm totally gonna steal that shirt later." Dan said
"I wonder if he's nice. Then maybe we can be friends." Nick said.
Exhibit C: Isa
"Oh no it's the evil one!" Blake said looking terrified.
"My worst enemy." Dan said narrowing his eyes.
"Hey baby sis! I'm playing some weird game with Amy!" Nick said waving at her.
Exhibit D: The Reaper (In Scary Mode)
*Blake fainted*
*Dan is scared stiff*
"Oh hey, it's the Reaper. What are you doing here?" Nick asked completely unconcerned.
Exhibit E: A Picture of A Naked Woman
"Naked Woman." Blake said bright red.
"BOOBIES! OHMYFREAKINGGOSH BOOBIES!" Dan shouted falling over in his chair. He promptly faints from over stimulation.
"Why isn't that lady wearing any clothes? She'll catch a cold that way. I could lend her my jacket if she wants." Nick said completely calm.
After the test was finished, we all gathered around to hear the results. "Well, how did it go?" Dan asked.
"Blake's boring, Dan's a perv and Nick's a moron. Basically, exactly how I thought it would." Amy said looking up from her notes.
Interviews with Valiant: Guest Yuki
Iska: Hello and welcome to the first ever Interviews with Valiant. I'm the your host Iska. So, let's bring out my first guest. She's the greatest swordswoman in the Netherworld. The wielder of the Katsuki and arguably the better choice for leader of Valiant….Yuki Kitamura!
*Yuki steps onto the stage to rousing applause from the audience*
Iska: Thanks for coming out Yuki.
Yuki: *smiles* Thank you for having me.
Iska: Now, I'm sure everyone is wondering, how does a great fighter like you train?
Yuki: Oh, my dad let me wrestle bears.
Iska: *looking confused* But, the Netherworld doesn't have any bears.
Yuki: *rubbing her chin deep in thought* Huh, I thought those things were strange.
Iska: Anyways, besides swordplay, what other things are you interested in?
Yuki: Well, I've always dreamed of becoming a stand up comedian.
Iska:…..What?
Yuki: I even had a pretty good act I thought. But, it never worked out.
Iska: Well, why don't you do some of your act right now?
Yuki: *looking embarrassed* But, I'm really sure about it. It's been a while since I've done it.
Iska: Come on, I'm sure it will be just fine.
Yuki: *pulling out some papers* Okay then.
Iska: Wait, she was ready?
*Yuki is standing in front of the mic*
Yuki: Why did the Prinny cross the road?
Iska: I don't know why?
Yuki: Because he saw a chicken on the other side.
Everyone:….
*Yuki is giggling at her own joke*
Yuki: Okay, I have another one. Why did the chicken cross the road?
Iska: Um, pass?
Yuki: Because he saw a Prinny on the other side.
*Yuki is laughing hard and holding her sides*
Iska: Do all your jokes have to do with crossing the road?
*Yuki nodded still giggling*
Iska: *sigh* I think that's all the time we have for today.
Yuki: Oh, this one is sooo good. Why did the Fighter cross the road?
Iska: This is Iska signing off
Dan's Scams: Daycare
Dan was holding a piece of paper looking very pleased with himself.
"Hey, what you got there Danny?" Nick asked him.
"This is my greatest scam ever. I'm going to open a demon daycare." Dan said smugly.
"You? You're going to open a daycare?" Isa asked smirking.
"I'll have you know. I'm plenty good with kids. I'm around Ian and Song all the time." Dan said.
"You make them steal for you." Emily pointed out.
"That's besides the point. This is perfect and if I can't handle it, I'll get Heart to help." Dan said pointing at her.
"I'm helping!" Heart said cheerfully.
"I'm not gonna pay her though." Dan whispered to the rest of us.
"So, what do you have written down?" Gunny asked.
"Da Rules of my daycare. Listen and be amazed." Dan said as he began to read aloud his rules.
Da Rules of the "U NO COME!" Daycare
Rule 1: If you late once, you no pay. If you late number two, you pay
Rule 2: If you diaper, u no come.
Rule 3: If you sick, u no come.
Rule 4: You bring food or no eat. If u can cook, you come (Optional).
Rule 5: If you gross, u no come.
Rule 6: If you stinking, u no come.
Rule 7: If you asshole 1, you no pay. If you asshole 2, you pay. If you asshole 3, u no come.
Rule 8: If you no sexy, u no come.
Rule 9: If you no pay, u no come.
Rule 10: If you bastard, u no come.
Tank u very mulch
We all looked at him silently. "What do you think? It's very concise and covers all the bases." Dan said grinning. We all just walked away ashamed we even know him.
Well, that was even more random then usual. I feel I needed to lighten things up since the main story is in a pretty serious spot. I hope you guys enjoy this chapter. Until next time, Later!