Hi, everyone! Thank you all for the reviews and sorry that I haven't up-dated in forever in my time. Who knew that my story would peek anyone's curiosity? (blush) Anyway, as you all know, the real story is about to begin and yes… it is kind of pedophilia. But what can you do? (smile)

Madara: What the hell, you bitch?!

Sakura: HA HA! You're a creepy freak show!

Linzi: Freak show, Freak show!

Tobi: Eww! My bad half is gross!

Madara: I will send you into a never ending hell.

Linzi: Too late, I live in one…(sigh)

Madara: …

Tobi: She does not own Naruto.

Sakura: But if she did, then there would be no filler episodes of the show.

Linzi and Madara: DAMN RIGHT!

Linzi: Also, fucking Sasuke and that writer I hate!

Tobi and Sakura: (giggle)

Madara: Remember, she does not own this anime and she is crazy.

Linzi: Damn it, Madara! (tackles)

The Escapist

Present, Sakura 16 years old (pvo)…

It had been about a month after Granny Chiyo and I had killed that puppet freak, Sasori, but everything was getting back to normal… except Naruto couldn't take a hint that Hinata was hitting on him in her own way. It was sad because every time she tired, Naruto would start talking about something else or ramen.

Lying in bed, I gave a sigh as I stared at the ceiling. White as always… I looked at my desk to the photos upon it. One of our days when we first started and the other was taken only a year and a half ago on my birthday. It was me and my mom smiling.

Sighing again, I sat up in bed, then stretch, hearing my bone crack. It had been almost a year since mom died of ammonia. My guilt still grows because I wasn't there at the end of her life thanks to a stupid D-rank mission. At least, I still have Shisuo to look up to.

It was a good thing that I keep my blinds close because I have been sleeping naked thanks to a heat wave that wouldn't leave Konoha, and my apartment was so hot. Jumping up, I stretched the rest of my body and headed for the shower after grabbing my pink, fluffy towel. I turned on the water and waited for it to get hot.

I looked in the mirror finding rings under my eyes from lack of sleep. It still bugs me that after saving Garra, Kakashi had told me to go collect the body of the evil member, Sasori, but when I got there… his body was gone. It was so weird.

Stepping into the shower, the warm water flowed over my head and down the rest of my body. As I went back threw the forest though, I had saw that blond, girlie looking guy, Deidara, talking with a black and white plant guy, and that guy from long ago, Tobi. The blond was choking Tobi with his legs while Tobi pleaded to be let go.

I hat to say it, but I was going to jump and intervene to help the poor guy, but I stopped because with how low my chakra was and the whole poison thing. Besides, Tobi was okay since girlie man let go of him. This Tobi person reminded me of the man named Madara for some reason.

I shivered as the thought of this man crossed my mind. Washing my skin and hair with strawberry shampoo, I let my mind wander to the place where I normal don't go. So, I put a stop to it before it had even gotten that far. Turning off the shower, I grabbed my fluffy, pink towel and started to dry my hair.

Wiping my body off, I grabbed my red bra and black panties, than slipped them on. Shisuo had a C-rank mission just for me today and so might as well be ready to leave as soon as I get the scroll. I dawned my normal clothes, red cut- off shelved shirt, tight black spandex shorts, navy-blue long boots, the light color skirt, the holster for weapons, and my red head bane with the leaf symbol.

I packed my bag with the normal stuff I do, like food ration, weapons, clothes, etc., etc. After breakfast, I brushed my teeth and headed out after locking my door. Most of the time no one ever did that, but I keep getting this feeling that someone has been watching me. That also didn't help the heat in the apartment since I keep all the windows shut and locked. I gave a horrified shiver at that thought.

Walking down the street to the Hokage's office, my mind went back to the scene in the forest with the three men. I was hidden in the brush where I could see them clearly. It was almost comical to watch Tobi and Deidara, but it was getting creepy when I watch Tobi mess with bird boy's arm on the ground. Giving a sigh of being disturb by that, I quietly left them. Strangely, I felt as if Tobi saw me, but didn't say anything to protect me.

Shaking my head as I entered the building, I bowed to Shisuo when I went into her office. She nodded as I stood in front of her. She finished her papers she had been stamping, then looked up with a scroll in her hand.

" Sakura," Tsunade said in a sober voice, " You are to deliver this classified scroll to the village Hidden in the Rain."

" Shisuo," I asked, " isn't that enemy territory?"

" Yes," she smiled, knowing I would catch the problem, " that is why this classified scroll is really a bomb."

" What?" I yelped, surprised.

" You are to give the scroll to their kage. We have reasons to believe that the leader of the atkasuki is said kage. Do you get where I'm going?"

" Yes. Shisuo," I nodded. " You want me to give it to the kage, if indeed, it is him, then get out of there before it goes up in flames."

" Correct," Tsunade said, " but you will be taking this scroll also."

" Hmm?"

" It is a teleportation scroll," she answered. " Just in case you need it. Use it like a summoning justu. Be careful, Sakura."

" I will be, Shisuo," I smiled, then bowed and walked out of the office to head for home real fast.

It's a C-rank mission, but it is also dangerous to others. She must trust me so much. I can't let her down. I just hope that there isn't most of the atkasuki in the Village Hidden in the rain… Hmm, I better take my rain cloak.

I got back home and put my lunch in the bag, than put on my rain cloak and gloves. Finally with my backpack, I locked the door and left. As I walked over to Ino's family flower shop with my hood down, Ino laughed at me.

" Ino can you do me a favor?" I asked.

" Let me guess…" she smiled," watch your house?"

" Yes, please," I responded, handing over the key to her.

" No problem, forehead," She mocked. " So, where are you going?"

" To deliver a bomb," I answered, walking out of the door.

" WHAT?!" I heard her scream as I continued on. " SAKURA! GET BACK HERE AND EXPLAIN!"

Giggling, I went threw the gates and started for the long trip to the village Hidden in the Rain. I t would be about a week to get there and a week to get back. Less than that if I ran, but I think I'll enjoy myself on the way there. After all, I could freaking die when I get there.

After mid-day, I ate lunch in a clearing with flowers covering, then continued on with birds chirping along the way. It was strangely safe out here and I hadn't seen anyone for a long time: nor sense the chakra of a person. So, I started to sing.

" Only once I could see my dream

Didn't feel the smallness under the stars

Once I got bars in my cradle

As a prisoner I write a letter from there

My Lord, to you let me become what my child thinks I am--."

Snap

I stopped mid-song after hearing the snap of a twig coming from beside me in the deeper part of the forest. Listening and chakra searching, I found nothing and shrugged, thinking it was just an animal. So I continued.

" In you the beauty of the world,

of which death made me an artist

My Lord, to you, let me become what my child thinks I am--."

Crunch

" Okay, who the fuck is out there?!" I yelled, stopping my song again. Hearing no response and still not feeling chakra, I went back to finish the song.

" My own heaven I created here

Let me get away

My own heaven I created here

Let me get away--."

I finished my song, only hear not a snap or a crunch. I felt more angry now because there was no noise. This is pissing me off!

" Stupid whatever that is," I cursed, feeling as if I should punch something.

I continued walking with ears opened and a frown on my lips. A little freaked out when I heard the rustle of leafs. Jumping back against a tree with a kunni knife in hand, I felt two powerful chakras. One felt like Deidara's, so the other must have been Tobi's.

I jumped up into the tree and hid within the leaves as the two made their wai into the area I was in. Keeping my chakra undetectable to the two, I saw the blond yell something at Tobi. As I listened, I heard them talk about something.

" I thought I heard that bitch that killed Sasori-danna, hmm?" Deidara yelled.

" Sempai," Tobi whined, " Why kill the pretty cherry blossom?"

" What was that, hmm?" he growled grabbing Tobi by the caller.

" Nothing, Sempai!" he yelped covering his already covered face with his hands.

" Hey, do you smell…" Deidara sniffed and asked, " …strawberries?"

They both looked up to where I was hiding. Gulping as I silently took a step back, the leafs moved giving away my position. Deidara jumped throwing clay bombs afterward. I rushed down before the bombs and him could catch me.

As I landed on the ground and got up looking in the direction of the mad bomber… Well, I did until someone clomped me from the side and had me on the ground in a hug. Panicking, I pushed the person finding their head and mask against my chest.

" Cherry Blossom!" Tobi yipped squeezing carefully. " Tobi's happy to see you again! Don't Worry, Tobi will protect you from Deiadara-sempai!"

" Toooobiiii!" Deidara growled jumping down as Tobi stood up with me still in his arms. " Hand her over, so I can kill the bitch!"

" Who you calling a bitch!?" I yelled pushing Tobi, but failing to get him off of me.

" Who do you think!?"

" Remember," I sang, " It takes a bitch to know one."

" Shut up, yeah!" Deidara roared grabbing clay from his pouchees.

" Wait, Sempai, wait!" Tobi cried holding tighter. " The old Lady-san is who killed Sasori! Tobi thinks Sempaishould forgive Cherry Blossom."

" I'm getting nowhere because of you, Tobi," he said giving up. " Fine, I'll let her live, but I'm getting out of here. See ya, hmm?"

We watch him transform his little clay bird into his big clay bird. It's still ugly in my opinion, but I won't say anything since I do want to live. Girlie man flew away mumbling something about me being a bitch and that I should die too. He really must have been gay for his danna.

Remembering that I was in a hug with the enemy, I asked, " Will you let me go now that I'm not going to die, please, Tobi?"

" Tobi's happy that he saved pretty Cherry Blossom," he said pulling me up against him. " Tobi's also happy he got to see Cherry Blossom again."

He's not listening to me. What can I do when I'm stuck like this? Hey… he has the same smell as Madara-san. Oh my god! It can't possible be him!

" Wait," I said pushing away the best I could, " Wait! I have a question for you!"

" Hmm?" Tobi asked tilling his head to the side just like Naruto would. Ugh!

" You have a smell that reminds me of someone who helped me a long time ago," I started.

" Uh oh," I heard him mumble under his breath.

" I have to ask," I asked, " are you really Madara Uchiha?"

" Nope!" he responded a little too fast. " Tobi's Tobi."

" You liar!" I yelled using my inhuman strength to get out of his grasp. " I knew it was you three years ago!"

" You are smarter than I've heard, but you always were," Madara said with a smirk under his mask. He crossed his arms taking a stances of dominance against me.

Taking a step back, I frowned feeling as if he was laughing at my fear. This mission was a dud and I won't hang around here much longer with this man. I read his file… well, really, really old document sometime ago. Traitor to Konoha and his friend.

Taking one More step back, I grabbed a kunni knife from my pouch and tossed it straight at his mask. I, then, Turn tail and ran like my life depended on it and it did. Especially if this creep had been watching me grow up. So much for the nice man, eww!

I looked back I took to the tree branchs to find that he wasn't chasing me, which is awesome. Taking no chances, I jumped behide the tree and covered my chakra. I proable would be able to take this guy since it was one on one. I peeked from the tree and gave sigh of relief when I saw he wasn't there at all. Maybe he would leave me alone.

I close my eyes, relaxing my back against the tree. Maybe I could finish this mission if I stay hidden for now. I felt a thump by the side of my head on both sides. Without even realising my reaction, my eyes shot open to find him starring down at me from the eye hole.

My breath came out as a gasp of surprise, then as terror. His eye held the glint of amusement as I pressed myself into the tree to try and put more space between us. I gulped when he brushed his lower half against me lightly to box me in.

" You've gotten faster too," Madara stated with a smile under his mask again. " But I'm still faster then you'll ever be."

I blushed with anger at his rude comment. " So what?" I said turning my face away from him. " What should that matter, huh? I bet I'm stronger than you."

" Believe me," he sneered, " you aren't even on my level of fighting, my little cherry blossom."

As if to prove it, he punched a hole into the tree right next to my head. Starring at the hole as he pulled his hand out of it, I knew he could have killed me right then if he didn't want something from me. From the way he was acting it was obeous he wanted something more than just fighting and talking. I didn't like that.

" What do you want from me?" I asked in an almost pleading voice that was saying anything, but sexual.

" Who said I want something?" Madara mocked, making me guess right. "Tell me what do you think?"

Gulping again, I felt tears prick at my eyes. " Look," I said, not facing him, " if you're looking for someone to fuck, find someone else."

" Such a dirty mouth for a young woman," he said taking his fingers and traced them across the side of my face. " I've watched you for a long time and believe me, I would have fucked you three years if I hadn't controlled myself. I want something more with you than just that. But for that to happen you would have to come with me. What do you say?"

" I say no freaking way!" I half yelled slapping his hand away. " You're a creep, so stay away from me!"

" So unwise child," he spoke softly, then grabbed my chin. " You're coming with me and that will also bring the demon at some point in time to me."

" What-uh?" I started, but as soon as I looked him in the eye, my whole world went black into sleep.

Yah! It's done! Okay you guys, I have trivia for you. Question one: What is this song called in English? Question two: Who sung it? ( hint: they are from Finland)

There are some questions to answer.

Linzi: Cybernetique,I do love other couple of Sakura. I want to do a new one between her and one of them, but who? Also, if you want to read a good one try TobiXKisame in the M-rated (if you're into that)

Madara: Miss Anonymiss, I did in fact wear a different mask back than.

Linzi: You as so had sexy long hair.

Madara: If you read chapter like 395 or something higher on , you'll see.

Linzi: Why'd you cut your hair short?! (tackles him to the ground) I demand you to regrow it!

Madara: It's not my choice! Get the hell off woman!

Linzi:; Keep quiet, jerkoff! By the way, If anything was missed spelled, blame this fucking computer. I spell check won't work. Sorry! Also, I have a one shot that I will posted before chapter five, so you'll have to wait.

Tobi and Sakura: Bye, y'all! Read and review!