When Life Gives You Lemons
Theme 4: Silent But Deadly
An Awkward Chapter…
"It doesn't take forty minutes to get a belt…" Ike grumbled to himself as he trudged aimlessly through the halls of Smash Mansion. His eyes cast downward at his shoes. As they gently clapped on the marble floors, he let out yet another exasperated sigh and stopped briefly.
"He'd better not be avoiding me! I swear to god if He's avoiding me!" The man growled, clenching his fist gently. Then he released. "I really hope he's not avoiding me…"
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"I should probably get going, maybe try to find Ike." Link explained to Pit. Looping his belt through the straps along the waist of his shorts, he glanced over at the small cherub who was still reclining naked in the bed. "It doesn't take forty minutes to get a belt."
"Yeah, you're probably right; you should also tell Ike there still aren't any hard feelings about last night."
"What do you mean?"
"He's very upset, he thinks he's hurt you and he still feels guilty."
"So you always know what he's thinking?"
"No it doesn't work that way. I can feel how he feels and feel his desires. For the most part though I can guess what he's up to." Pit explained, giggling a little. "He masturbates a real lot."
"Oh…w-wow…" Link stammered, blushing at the boy's bluntness.
"Yeah, he's like a rabbit that guy. And he's usually thinking of me when he does it, which is flattering."
"It doesn't…go…both ways right?"
"Why?"
"Well if this was a secret-"
"He can't tell what I'm feeling, no. So as long as you behave it's still our secret."
"I'll try my best."
"And it was really good Link. The angel giggled.
"Thank you."
"You're hungry aren't you? We should go get some breakfast."
"How can you-"
"I read minds, remember?" Pit explained, tapping the side of his head and grinning.
"So that means we…our hearts have…combined, or something?"
"They already were Link, I just couldn't tell you. Now let's go."
Taking Link's hand Pit opened the door and scanned the hallways quickly, breathing a minute sigh the boy turned and smiled at the blonde.
"All clear Link, we're in the clear."
As the Hylian shut the door behind himself and his new lover neither of them heard the slight rattling coming from Ike and Pits closet.
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Peach was holding her gown up to about shin level.
Running down the hallways of Smash mansion it was the most the woman could do to avoid tripping over it. Still clutching the metal vent cover in her hands, and pressing it to her chest, the distraught blonde flew down the corridor as fast as she could.
Galloping towards the finances department the woman nearly shoulder checked Ike as she passed him. No not him! Not now!
"Oh hey…Peach, you okay?"
"Just Peachy Ike!" The woman nearly screamed, panting in between her words.
"You look kind of…exhausted." The mercenary noted, glancing past the blonde down the hallway, perplexed. Looking down at the vent cover in the woman's the bluenette's confusion only grew.
"Yeah um I just was…going to work out in my room! So I thought I'd get my heart beat up on the way."
"What's the vent for?"
"This vent is…" The woman struggled, fighting to compose a satisfactory lie. "This is defective. Yeah, so I'm just going to bring it to Zelda on my way back and I'll see if we can…get a replacement."
"Okay then, you just be careful."
"Yeah, I'll be…careful…" Peach started, watching as the bluenette turned and started unsurely back down the hall towards his bedroom. "See you-"The blonde started before turning and bolting into the financial department.
"Zelda! Zelda!" The blonde shrieked, running past a few employees who looked on from their cubicles. "Zelda it's important! I have something I really need to tell you!"
Bursting into the brunette's office, the woman slammed the door behind her and gazed down at her employer's desk. The fellow princess was reclined back in the plush red chair across from her desk, her head tilted back.
A blush across the woman's serene sleeping face, Zelda quietly mumbled something to herself that Peach couldn't quite understand. In a flustered panic the blonde ran right up to the woman and grabbed her hair. Giving the woman's chocolate locks a hearty tug Zelda's face came slowly crashing into the desk with a satisfying thud.
"Kahh! Oh, ow! What the- why!" Zelda yelped, clutching her forehead and shaking herself wide awake.
"It's important!" Peach squealed again, running to the office door and fumbling to lock it.
"It had better fucking be important." The brunette grumbled.
"Okay I have to tell you something, but first I have to tell you a thing to….explain the something."
"Peach I already have a headache, is this going to give me an even worse one?" The woman seethed, already bracing for the worst possible news.
"It umm…it might give you a bigger headache Zelda…"
"Fine, tell me, what happened, what did you do?"
"Remember the thing I borrowed?"
"The security camera? The Inspiritech security camera?" Zelda did not like where this was going already.
"Yeah…the Inspiritech one."
"Where is it Peach? Where did you put my camera?"
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"So what was the point of bringing me to get a 'smoothie'?" Soren asked Snake, spinning in his seat a little.
"What's the matter? Don't like smoothie's kid?"
"No that…I didn't mean that. I just wondered why?"
"Why? You seemed a little upset. So I just figured that would cheer you up."
"And do you always bring people for smoothies when their upset?" Soren asked, a slight hint of sarcasm in his tone. "That's where you took Link when he told you he was gay, right?"
"Oh he told you about that?"
"He's my roommate, I knew before you did."
"Really?" The brunette replied, genuinely a surprised. Usually Link told him everything, and first too.
"Well he didn't tell me, I just sort of knew. Gay people are like that, they can just sort of tell when someone else is-"
"Gay?"
"Exactly."
"I mean you're gay? You, Soren, are gay?" Snake clarified, turning back around at his companion.
"Yeah, I thought you knew this." The teen sighed, blushing a little. "Ever since that whole 'fag hair' thing with Samus."
"Oh…yeah. I dunno, I guess I just thought that whole thing was a joke."
"Yeah it was, she didn't mean anything by it. But after that I told her I was gay, then told her to tell everyone."
"That was very brave of you kid."
"Not really, it was the quickest way for everyone to know. And it helped avoid any future complications."
"You didn't even think twice, did you?" The brunette chuckled at this remark, grinning at the small ebony haired youth. "So 'fag hair' does have some balls after all?"
"I um…I suppose so."
"Heh you're always supposing Soren. Don't you ever just relax and stop being proper about things?" Snake cooed, unable to stop himself from leaning towards the spell caster.
"I can't afford to stop being proper. I'm advisor to…to" The sage turned to see the mercenaries face inching closer to his own. "Um, Snake what are you-"
Reaching out gently the man grabbed the dark haired boy's cheek in his palm. Bringing his face in Snake pressed his lips gently to Soren's, his facial hair tickling the teen's face as he clumsily kissed.
"Mmm…mmm!" Weakly the spell caster struggled out of the kiss, squirming around on his swiveling chair and trying to pull his face away. Cheeks bright red the boy finally shoved Snake away, the man almost falling backwards off of his stool.
"Sorry Soren, I just-" Crack!
Reeling from the embarrassment and surprise of the sudden kiss the little blackette instinctively brought his hand up, slapping Snake across the face hard enough to start his seat spinning. Hurriedly dismounting his stool the boy balled up his fists and stormed off, leering at anybody who had seen. Quite a few brawlers had seen.
"Ingrate!"
Slowly spinning in circles at the bar, the brunette touched a hand to his stinging cheek, a bright hand shaped welt already poking up. Glancing to his right mid-orbit Snake looked at Marth and sighed.
"Hey guys."
"Hey…what was…that?" The bluenette asked, shocked. Sunk into the booth the two were sharing, Marth and Roy just stared, almost hypnotized, at Snake.
"A kiss."
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"Ike! Ike hey!" Pit yelled down the hall, jogging to catch up with his lover. Finally reaching the blue haired mercenary he grabbed the man's belt, pulling him closer.
"What's up with you Ike?" The cherub asked, knowing full well exactly what was up.
"Oh…nothing, just didn't hear you was all." Ike replied wearily.
"You seem a little down, what's wrong?"
"How can you possibly always know how I feel?"
"Oh I'm just…good, I guess." The brunette chuckled nervously. How indeed.
"Yeah, you are good."
"So what's wrong?"
"It's just…me and Link had a bit of an argument and I think I hurt his feelings." The mercenary sighed, pulling Pit into his arms and patting his head. Great…my first lie. I never lied to him, ever. Not before now…
"An argument over what?"
"Just um…just a disagreement, it's nothing, really. I just need to find him to apologize. He ditched me at breakfast, and I've been worried since."
"Well I ran into him earlier and he said the same, that you'd had an argument." Wow, he feels terrible lying to me. Pit observed, nuzzling his face into the man's chest. I guess that's why he's never done it before.
"He said that? What else did he say?"Ike asked, wincing a little. Please, Link, if you ever considered yourself my friend, please have lied!
"That he thought you were mad at him. But it seems like you're not, are you?"
"Of course I'm not! The whole…fight, was my fault anyways."
"Well then crisis averted, right?"
"Yeah, I guess… crisis averted."
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"Peach this is not good…this is very not good." Zelda grumbled, slowly pacing about her office. Lighting a cigarette she perched the stick between her supple lips and lit it.
"Zelda I'm sorry, I just-"
"Screwed up?" The princess growled, taking a long, deep drag.
"Yeah…I'm sorry."
"Do you have any idea how many mansion rules…my god, I'm just doing the math now. You've broken more mansion rules than I can count on both hands!"
"I know Zelda, I know."
"Invasion of privacy, embezzlement, reckless endangerment, breaking and entering, lewd behavior, misuse of authority, sexual harassment. Should I go on?"
"No I get it…" Peach whimpered, bowing her head and tearing up a little.
"And I'm an accessory to plenty of it, by giving you that stupid camera."
"No! It's my fault, not yours Zelda. I'm the one who put it in Ike and Pit's room, not you! When you tell the hands, tell them it was me."
"I won't tell the hands, I still let you misuse property, that's negligence right off the bat." Again the brunette took a long puff of nicotine and tapped the ash out into her empty trash can.
"Oh man…it's my entire fault…"
"Listen, we're not telling the hands anything. Not about me, and not about you."
"So then what do we do?" The blonde haired princess moaned, bewildered.
"We get the camera back. Then you're in the clear. Call it…a professional courtesy."
"You mean it Zelda! You really mean it!
"Yeah, you bet I mean it. Now tell me about Pit and Link."
"Well it was the craziest thing, not at all what I was expecting! Pit went into the room and laid down on the bed, naked-"
"Naked?"
"Butt naked!" The woman reiterated, blushing a bit. Her face flushing to match, Zelda went back to letting her colleague tell the story.
"Nice…"
"So anyways, he was naked on the bed and Link burst in, he was looking for something. So naturally he was really surprised, but then Pit just…started…coming onto him!"
"What do you mean? Like he was being flirty?"
"No, no I mean he hugged Link and kissed him, butt naked!"
"Wow, what did you do?" Zelda exclaimed.
"Nothing, what could I do?"
"True, so what happened next?"
Well…ummm…Pit, well…put his thing in Link's…mouth. And Link reciprocated the action…simultaneously so they were-"
"Peach I have no idea what you're saying."
"Okay damn…they were…they did a-" Peach's face turned an even deeper red as she tried to coax the words out of her mouth. "They were sixty-nining."
"Wow! And you have this all on film!"
"Well no, I never got a chance to link it to the router on my computer so…no video. The only reason I saw was because I was in the closet."
"Right, right."
"Also, we need to do something about that." Peach chuckled, motioning to the vent cover with her high heeled foot.
"A vent cover." Zelda sighed, narrowing her eyes at the hunk of metal and exhaling a cloud of smoke. "That's their vent cover, isn't it?"
"Yeah, it is."
"Damn…well how long do you think it will take them to notice?"
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(The "has nothing to do with anything" obligatory lemon)
I mean I did make a promise-
Pushing Marth down onto the bed, Roy straddled his boyfriend waist and leaned down, kissing the bluenette clumsily on the lips. Moaning softly Marth wrapped his arms around his lover and took control of the kiss, gently wrestling Roy's soft tongue with his own.
"Mmm, Oh! Marth!" The redhead cooed, breaking off the kiss occasionally for air and to giggle softly.
Reaching up under Marth's shirt Roy eagerly caressed and groped the prince's smooth, toned torso. Earning a few tiny mewls from his boyfriend. Roy broke off the kiss and, sensing he had the upper hand shoved Marth off and shoved up his T-shirt, kissing the man's nipple.
"Ah! Roy! I thought you wanted me to be bott-"
"That was in the café, now that we're here in the room things are different!"
"What's different!" The bluenette exclaimed, blushing and sighing in pleasure as he felt Roy begin nipping and sucking the nipple. Soon the redhead's impatient hands were reaching down to relieve Marth of his pants.
"Does it matter?"
Sticking his tongue out at his boyfriend Roy licked down from the man's chest to his naval, swirling his tongue around that as his lover's pants slid down to his knees. Hooking his thumbs in the waistband of the boxers, the redhead made sure those were next to go, joining the bluenette's pants.
"I…I guess not."
"Good, because you're too cute like this, I'd rather cuff you to the bed than not have you." Blushing deep red at the comment, the prince looked away from the boy and submissively laid his arms above his head.
"Well maybe…I feel like putting up a little fight."
"Oooh, naughty, naughty Marth!" Roy chuckled, tossing all the man's garments off the bed and leaving him naked. "I'll have to cuff you up now!"
"Promise?"
"I'm a man of my word."
As if to prove just that the redhead immediately reached into the nightstand and produced some silk ropes. Seeing them the bluenette immediately feigned struggle and tried to bolt off the bed.
Grabbing the man, Roy Pinned the prince down and fastened a length of lush red rope to each of the man's wrists. Then pressing Marth's knee's to his chest Roy bound the prince's wrists to his ankles, leaving him fully exposed and helpless.
"R-Roy…"
"Yes my dear?" The redhead replied playfully, trailing his hands down his lover's smooth legs.
"You're still…you're not naked." The man whined, sighing at Roy's gentle touches.
"Oh? And why do I need to be naked? What kind of perverted things are you suggesting?"
Sticking his tongue out the boy began unbuttoning his plaid shirt, leaning down and licking Marth's inner thighs as he did so.
"O-ohh!"
"I love when you stop being so proper." His face flushing at the comment the bluenette immediately tried his hardest to regain his composure.
"Don't tease me Roy…" Marth grumbled.
"Or else what?" Roy giggled, impatiently kicking off his jeans and, from lack of wearing undergarments, leaving himself fully nude.
"You're such a jerk."
"At least admit I'm a cute jerk."
Sighing and giving the redhead a gentle smile Marth wiggled his backside as he felt his boyfriend grip his hips, getting into position.
"I admit nothing."
Leaning down, Roy gave his lover a steamy, passionate kiss, holding the prince's face close to his own. Lightly prodding at Marth's hole with the tip of his length, the redhead soon grew impatient and, breaking off the kiss, began sliding into the man.
"Marth! You're so…tight!"
"A-ahh!" Marth exclaimed, screwing his eyes shut and trembling as Roy's length entered him. "Its b-been a long time!"
Slipping every last inch of his manhood into his lover the redhead grabbed Marth's ankles for leverage and started thrusting slowly, not allowing the man even a moment to relax. Sighing in pleasure Roy looked down at his squirming boyfriend.
Trying uselessly to wiggle out of the ropes securing him into his humiliatingly exposed position Marth whimpered softly, enjoying the pleasure only Roy was able to give him.
"Roy!"
"Marth you look absolutely delicious like this!" Roy panted, keeping his gentle and loving pace up.
"Nhh! H-harder Roy! Please!" The bluenette pleaded, writhing and mewling in pleasure, his partner's gentle movements only teasing him.
"With pleasure!" Squeezing Marth's thighs tighter Roy began thrusting rougher and deeper, striking against the bluenette's prostate with every hard thrust.
Moaning deeper now, the prince's head flew back against the sheets. It was more than he could take. Shifting furiously back and forth the bound man let out uncontrollable whines of pleasure, panting.
"Ahhh! I can't take it, it's too good Roy!"
"No you don't Marth! No cumming!" Roy grunted, sliding out. Hastily flipping Marth onto his knees, the binding forcing his chest to the bed and his backside up into the air.
"I'm not done with you yet!" The redhead exclaimed, plowing back into his boyfriend and gripping his hips tightly.
"Uuuhh! N-not like that!"
Blushing in embarrassment the bluenette was too weak from the pleasure to even try to struggle. Submissively taking Roy's powerful thrusts all the price could do was buck limply and yelp in ecstasy.
"Almost! Yes, almost!"
"Kyaahh! I want you Roy! All of you!" Marth yipped, his backside red and his mouth hanging open. Panting and moaning the prince was lost completely to the heat of the moment and growing close to his own climax as well.
Feeling the familiar tingling of an orgasm building, Roy picked up his speed and collided harshly with the man's backside, panting and whimpering himself.
"O-ohhh! Cumming! Cumming!" Roy Groaned, burying his erection deep in his lover and unleashing a torrent of his seed.
Flexing his hands and wiggling around on the bed Marth yelped as he felt warmth filling his insides and started cumming all over the sheets himself, his eyes clamed shut.
"Roy!" The bluenette cried, his whole body shaking as he was hit by an unimaginably intense climax.
Having shared their joined moment of bliss, Roy slowly slid out of Marth and fell back onto the bed, sitting and panting in exhaustion. Looking at his lover he smirked to himself. The man was stuck with his rump high up in the air, steadily leaking hot cum.
Shivering with his face pressed to the bed, Marth's tongue hung out wearily as the afterglow of his orgasm caressed him. Peeking his eyes open the man face turned pink with shame.
"R-Roy I would…like to be…freed now."
"I don't know Marth, I'm thinking about snapping a few pics, actually." The redhead teased.
"No! No I want you to let me go!" The prince screamed, now thrashing about in the silk rope's grasp. Chuckling Roy crawled over and loosened the simple knots, cutting Marth loose.
"Only a joke."
Reaching up Marth immediately pulled Roy down and clung to his neck, tired and yearning for his lover's touch. Smiling gently Roy pulled the man close and wrapped his legs around the bluenette's own, intertwining their bodies.