Penelope Garcia
Garcia: FBI Office of Everlasting Awesomeness, how may I miraculously grant your requests? Chickens? I can do chickens. With my extra-sensory satellites, I can triangulate your chicken down to the number of feathers they took to fill your fluffy down pillow, Sleeping Beauty. State? Do you have a farm name? Type of chicken…Rhode Island Red. Alright. Got it. Oh, no. Derek, it's on the other side. The other side of the road! I don't know why! I don't do why! I only do how and where! I need a picture of a baby bunny to soothe my ruffled mind now, Derek Morgan! Aw, thanks, sweetness.