This is a request from AwesomesauceJessy. Well, not really, since I was planning on writing a chapter like this anyway. But hell, why not? Let's do this awesomeness already! YU-GI-OH ABRIDGED JOKES ABOUND HERE~!
Yugi Motou = Italy Veneziano / Feliciano
Atem / Pharoah = Italy Romano / Lovino
Jonouchi / Joey = America / Alfred
Anzu / Tea = Belgium / Anri
Honda / Tristan = Russia / Ivan
Bakura = England / Arthur
Kiseki / Serenity = Canada / Matthew
Ryuzki / Duke = Prussia / Gilbert
Pegasus = France / Francis
Cecilia = Jeanne D'Arc
Marik = Philippines / Rizal
Odion = Germany / Ludwig
Isis / Ishizu = Philippines / Charice
Seto Kaiba = Poland / Feliks
Yes, that is a big cast. Many scenes will be here, cause I CAN. And plus, the casting is a little weird. You'll understand, soon enough.
9/29/2011 EDIT UPDATE: I just learned that the Japanese voice actor for Joey is Hiroki Takahasi...the voice actor for Japan. God, the missed possibilities hurt me.
/= [YU-GI-OH!] =/
"Ve~~~Alfred, it's your move."
"Eh, sorry dude!" He said in that Brooklyn accent of his, throwing his card on the table. "Tell me you can't beat this, man! Warrior of the Sanctum!"
"Not bad…" Feliciano laughed. "But you can't beat me after this! Crimson Dragon!"
"HAAAAAH?" Alfred looked at the table. "Are you kidding me? You beat me AGAIN?"
"Ahahaha…you've been beaten again, da?" Ivan laughed. "You need some work."
"Don't rub it in, you."
"Don't feel so bad, Alfred." Anri smiled. "Feliciano is just a really good duelist!"
"Ve~~~not really, my grandfather is the better duelist! He owns a small shop just a few blocks from here, and he sells the best cards." Feliciano answered with that usual smile on his face. "If you want, Alfred…I can bring you to him after school."
"SUH-WEEET!" He chirped. "Any good cards you might have?"
"Um…I'm not really sure. He does have a treasure card that he really likes, but I might be able to get him to show you."
The whole class went abuzz with conversation, none of them noticing the blond boy staring at them while looking up from the book that was in his hands. After a few minutes, he looked up to the sky and rubbed his chin, no longer paying attention to the man that was next to him.
Is the card he talking about, like, the card that I'm looking for? He grinned. Well, since I'm, like, a child billionaire with a company to run…I got, like, nothing better to do.
/= [YU-GI-OH!] =/
"My darling Jeanne…you have been taken away from me too soon."
Francis looked up at the painting of his wife before him, covering his eye that held the Millennium Item that he had been given. If he had the ability to cry from that eye, then he would. He would cry all the tears in the world. But now that he heard that the other items were out in society…
"Soon, Jeanne…soon, you will be with me again."
/= [YU-GI-OH!] =/
"Soooo, you're here to see my awesome talent?"
Feliciano looked up to see a white-haired boy rolling around die for no reason in a cup. What really peeved off Alfred was the fact that there was random music playing in the background. Did people even hear this whatsoever? The girls didn't seem to mind.
"Humminah humminah humminah…"
"Ve~~~Anri must really like him."
"BURN THE WITCH!"
"Hm? Interesting…I see that you're not fawning over my sexy awesomeness." The man grinned. "Hey, aren't you that Feli kid?"
"Eh? Ve~~~yes."
"Interesting…I want to duel with you one of these days." The man sweeped his hair back. "You may call me…Gilbert Beillschmidt."
"Humminah humminah humminah…"
"BURN THE WITCH!"
"Oh come on! What the hell does this guy have that I don't have?" Alfred pouted. "Except for the hair, and the eyes, and the gorgeous voice."
"Don't forget my sweet ass."
"Yeah, and your sweet ass. But there's no way that you could be sexier than me!"
"How about we go and have a duel…?" Gilbert lifted his eyebrow (swooning the crowd).
"Sweet!" Alfred pointed at him. "And if you lose, you'll have to give your company up!"
"Ve~~~you can't just force people out of a job because you don't like them."
"BURN THE WITCH!"
/= [YU-GI-OH!] =/
"We're just about to reach the shores, Master Rizal."
"Excellent. Thank you, Ludwig."
The tall man moved out of the way for the other one to walk onto the front of the ship. He removed the cape from his head and looked into the distance, seeing the shore slowly rise up and reveal the city that he had planned to reach up into. Rizal smiled and held the Millennium Rod close to him.
Soon, Romano…soon, I will see you. You killed my father…prepare to die.
/= [YU-GI-OH!] =/
"Alfred, it's time for a surprise attack!"
"No worries, dude, I got your back!
"Hang on a second, are we rhyming too?"
"Don't ask me, I ain't got a clue!"
"This is just like something out of Doctor Seuss."
"I can't stop staring at Lovi's caboose." Anri grinned.
"Everyone seems to have gone all rhymey." Arthur rubbed his chin.
"Shut the hell up, you stupid limey."
/= [YU-GI-OH!] =/
"You're finally here. I'm glad."
Romano and Anri turned around to see a young tan woman walk slowly toward them, a necklace around her neck and a shining hair pin in her head. After a few minutes of walking, she stopped and stared at the tablet that stood before them. Anri turned back to the tablet.
"You…know me?" Romano asked.
"Yes…for the last three thousand years, my family has known of you." The girl smiled. "My name is Charice, and I am a loyal servant."
"Charice…" Romano looked worried. "How…how do you know me?"
"I've seen your past a thousand times…all through this." She lifted her hand to the necklace. "My Millennium Necklace."
A Millennium Item…! He gasped. "You're…"
"I have no intention of harming you…however, I am here to give you a warning." She answered. "My younger brother is out to take the Puzzle around your neck."
"He wants this…?" He looked down at his necklace.
"As you may already know, the Millennium Puzzle holds a power than no other Item holds." Charice stated. "And my brother wants this power in order to take your throne as the leader."
"…why?"
"He doesn't think that you are worthy of being a leader. He thinks that you have killed our father." She answered. "His name is Rizal, and he is after you."
"…che. That bastard…" He held the Puzzle in his fingertips. "From what I'm getting from you, he'll go all out to get me."
"Yes…which is why I'm giving you this warning."
Romano stayed in silence.
/= [YU-GI-OH!] =/
"Hey, Mattie~! Guess who's here to visit?"
"Eh?" He turned his head. "Brother?"
"The one and only." He sat next to the bed. "How're your eyes? You feelin' anything?"
"Well…the doctor said that the operation was a success…so…I should be able to see soon." Matthew answered with a smile. "Is it true that you're in another Duel Monsters tournament?"
"Oh, totally! And I would really like it if you saw me duel!"
"I'd love to…one day, when I'm fully healed…"
/= [YU-GI-OH!] =/
"VE~~~~~!"
"Oh, you're totally surprised, aren't you?"
Feliciano looked up as Feliks threw a card down, summoning a huge monster before him. It roared so realistically that he felt the ground shake from underneath his feet, and he had to steady himself. From the side, he could hear Alfred screaming out words of support.
"I hope you totally enjoy this, dude~!" He chirped. "So are you, like, ready for me?"
Feliciano had no answer. He was seriously scared to do this. Suddenly, he felt the ground shake from around him, and his body was sent aflames. He had no energy to scream, only feeling his mind clear up to the point where he couldn't feel anything anymore. Feliks blinked in confusion.
"Heeeeeey…are you, like, ready?"
Feliciano steadied himself, surprising everyone in the room. After a few minutes, Feliks saw him open his eyes, and was taken aback: the golden hazels that he knew that he had was suddenly replaced by the brightest emerald eyes that he had ever seen in his life.
"I'm freakin' ready, dammit! Rushing me isn't going to do anything!" He slammed his head on the table. "I hope you're ready to get that prissy little ass smacked around!"
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The casting for this took FOREVER! There were a lot of other scenes that I wanted to turn, but finding the people for them was HARD. I mean, I definitely knew that Mai would be Ukraine. But Bandit Keith was even harder. I mean, he's the American. And Joey got that Brookyn accent I wanted to rub in…
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