24 hours and 5 minutes before new story update:
"Ok, Mabel, this is the plan to get the author to stop. We make a fanfiction account, post evil reviews, and get them to stop! What do you think?"
"What if they don't stop?"
"I've located their household, where we will then force them to stop by threats and then destroy their computers! But first, what should our username be?"
"Oh, I know, Waddles-the-conquerer!"
"OK Mabel, we're in. Mean reviews, activate!"
"Dipper, don't you think thats kind of harsh?"
"Nonsense, its perfect! Now lets catch the next bus to _ to find the author!"
Okkz, so ive been getting some really mean reviews, so i dont think i can update dis week. srry guyz, i know uve been wantin dis, but i dont think it can happen with these reviews. unless they stop, my updates will only be once every two weeks.