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CREDITS TO :
BLUEBRERRYXN
MAKUJITA
DAYNALA
SCALTRA SERPENTE
Hello, and thanks to the readers who read this. Thank you! The 4th interview is here, and the sugestion box is still open! X) Please do do do review, I love all your ideas, its EPIC! ^^ And for Reena Vongola, your wish is granted, Vongolas appear in this interview ^^ Thanks again! R&R~
VARIA INTERVIEW
Storm : Hello, mina-san! Come ti senti oggi?
T : ...
Storm : T-chan, say hello to the audience.
T : ...Hello...
Storm : Why do you look so down today? Cheer up! Today we have special guests!
T : ...But Storm-chan, why here? Why?
Storm : ? Isn't it epic?
T : But why are we doing an interview beside a river? And this is the fishing place, you know?
Storm : Well you see, our studio is still renovating. So this is the best choice.
T : Why here? We could have do it at the beach or what, but HERE?
Crew : Storm-chan, can the interview start? There's a lot of mosquitos!
T : See?
Storm : *shrugged* Anyway, mina. Today we have special guests, a request from Reena Vongola(thanks!).
T : Yup. She requested to have the Vongola's together in this interview today.
Storm : Io con orgoglio invitare il Varias e la Vongolas! *claps*
The Varias entered, tailing behind was the Vongolas.
Storm : Good morning, Varias and Vongolas. How do you feel today?
Tsuna : I'm feeling great today, thank you Storm-chan. *smiles*
Storm : *glomps* Aww, cute!
Gokudera : Don't touch Jyuudaime! *pulls Tsuna away*
Storm : *twitch*
T : Varias?
Xanxus : No comment.
Bel : Happy as always, shishishi...
Storm : Ano, by the way, where's Luss and Levi?
Fran : Luss had to go to his facial session and Levi is down with an unidentified sickness.
Storm : Ooh...I see...Wait. Facial session?
Squalo : As expected from that gay man! *pout*
Hibari : If you crowd together I'll bite you to death.
Mukuro : Kufufu, I'm glad to be, Hibari-kun. *smirk*
T : *sweatdrop* Ok Ok! Let's start. *opens paper* ...From Bluberryxn-chan(thanks!), if you were a girl who would you date in the Varia?
Yamamoto : Squalo!
Squalo : Vooiii! Why me?
Gokudera : *looks away*
Storm : ...
Fran : I would take Bel-senpai... *monotone~*
Bel : Shishi...good froggy, but the prince wants Mammon.
Mammon : Thank you, Bel.
Bel : My pleasure, shishi.
Hibari and Mukuro : We are true man. We ain't going to be a girl.
T : ...I said...if...
Fran : Captain wants Xanxus-sama... *looks at Squalo*
Tsuna : Hiiee? So Squalo and Xanxus...
Squalo : Vroooiiiiii! How many times did I say, shut up you damn frog!
Xanxus : Kasuga. I'll make you regret.
Storm : Feel free to fight. This is an open fishing area. *shrugged*
Crew : The manager said if we destroy this area we have to pay! *shout*
Storm : Oppss..! Haha! *opens another paper* Hmm, a question from Makujita-chan(thanks!)...have you ever intimated with a girl?
T : Intimated? *looks at the guest*
Tsuna : D-don't look at us. We..didn't...*panic*
T : I..didn't say anything, Tsu-kun...*blinks*
Gokudera : Never!
T : Haru-chan?
Gokudera : Arrgh! That was a misunderstanding!
Lambo : What is intimated? *innocent look~*
Storm : Lam-lambo! I forgot we have a child here! *panic*
Hibari : Hnn. Umatured indeed.
Xanxus : The interview was rated T. Of course there is a child, trash.
T : We-we forgotted...Well, Lambo...intimated is...means that have a close relationship with a girl...
Lambo : But Lambo-san does not intimate with any girls. *innocent look*
All except Lambo : ...
T : *snapped out* Aah, lets continue. Well?
Squlo : Never.
Fran : Because you were with Xanxus-sama... *monotone~*
Squalo : *twitch* Say that again.
Bel : Shishishi...Fran is not blind, Squalo-senpai..
Yamamoto : Intimate...*wonder* I don't think so...
Ryohei : I HAVE NEVER INTIMATE WITH A GIRL TO THE EXTREME BEFORE !
Storm : Ryo-Ryohei-san, please don't shout. We heard you.
Mukuro : No.
Bel : No.
Mammon : No.
Fran : Same here.
Bel : W.W shishi...
Fran : I said I have nothing with her.
Storm : Alright, alright. Next question please, T-chan.
T : Hai! *opens paper* I like this question by scaltra serpente(thanks!)...If there's a girl having a crush at you, how would you react? Actually, this is dedicated to the Varias...but if the Vongolas wanted to answer it, its okay *smile*
Yamamoto : I'll go first. I shall ask the girl, are you playing games? *laugh*
~~~AKWARD SILENCE~~~
Storm : Umm, Yamamoto-san...if I was the girl, I'll get hurt.
Gokudera : *scowl* If the baseball confess to him, I guess he'll believe that. He's really an idiot.
Fran : I don't know how to react...
Bel : Because you're an idiot too. Ushishishi...
Fran : Neither do Bel-senpai...
Bel : *twitch*
Tsuna : Ne-never a girl con-confessed to m-me before...*blush*
T : Haru did!
Tsuna : Tha-that doesn't count!
T : Because you want Kyoko-chan! *grin*
Tsuna : Hiiee? *blush*
Ryohei : OOHHH! Sawada-san likes Kyoko! I'll support you to the extremeeeee!
Squalo : Voooiii! Grass-head! Stop shouting!
Storm : You are no different than him, Squalo-san!
Hibari : Stop crowding around. *pulls out tonfas*
Fran : Captain! You are so loud! *close ears*
Mukuro : Kufufu...this looks like fun...
Squalo : VVOOOII! Shut up, you stupid frog!
Mammon : Stop insulting my inheritor.
Bel : *throws knife at Squalo but missed and stabbed Xanxus*
Everyone except Xanxus : *GASP*
Xanxus : You'll regret this, scum! *fires X guns*
T : Though this is an open area but no shooting are allowed! * close ears*
Yamamoto : Haha, is the mafia game starting? Count me in!
Lambo : Lambo-san wants to play too!
Gokudera : Jyuudaime! Look out!
Tsuna : Hiiiee! *covers head with hands* Don't shoot me!
T : Stop that! Stop it I say you idiots! *scream*
Bel : Shishi...this is getting fun...*joins in*
The fight lasts for 15 minutes and then...
Yamamoto : Aah! Squalo, look out! You'll hit Hi-
BONG.
Hibari fell into the river.
Everybody except Xanxus : *GASP* !
Hibari : I'll bite you to death. NOW!
So after a big war, the guests went back, bandaged. As for Storm and T...
Manager : You wrecked the fishing area! Pay!
Storm : Bu-but we just got our pay today.
Manager : No chitty-chatty. PAY!
T : *pays*
Storm : Dear readers, we've already work very hard to get this interview interesting...*sob* (^^)
T : Forgive us if there's some 'OOC-ness' and the interview is stupid...
Storm : But please review your questions!
Hibari : *appear* Or I'll bite you to death...
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