-1Oh dear my updating speed has decreased. Not good. I have a perfectly good explanation for why I may not update as fast as previously; GCSE's. Got it? I'm only in year 10! I'm supposed to have another year till G flippin' CSE's! I hate school. In this chapter I mean no harm to anyone that is blonde it is just a figure of speech. Anyway….

Disclaimer: I reckon that if I owned CSI:NY or NCIS I wouldn't actually be writing on here, I would be talking to the actresses and actors of those shows. You get me?

Chapter 4 - We'll Just Do Things My Way!

The two groups had taken up camp in the break room. They had broken back in and reckoned, if they had Ziva, they'd be able to get back out.

"I want food." Lindsay mumbled.

"I want to go for a run." Ziva sighed.

"I want to sleep." Kendall yawned.

"I want to listen to some decent music." Abby grumbled.

"I want out." Stella growled.

"I want you all to get a grip." Sam said quirkily, in a sarcastic way.

"Isn't it weird how women get so crazy in times like this….." Danny began, Don couldn't have slapped his hand over Danny's mouth faster if he tried. As soon as Don made eye contact with all the women he felt very uneasy.

"Danny, your forgetting your beautiful wife is much stronger than you right now, and is looking at you, firing daggers." Flack whispered into his ear. Danny nodded, Don unclasped his hand.

Suddenly there was a loud ringing noise, everyone jumped.

"Holy lemon cakes!" Adam added, everyone gave him a strange look then looked to Mac who had now picked up his phone.

"Why didn't we try using our phones?" Hawkes looked at everyone.

"Because….because…..um, I got nothing." Kendall spoke warily. Mac flipped his phone shut and faced the ret of the teams.

"That was Jarvis. Says it's just a false alarm. But they won't be able to unlock the doors for another three hours at least." Mac sighed.

"Seriously? That's it?!" Ducky pondered.

"Uh hu. Looks like it." Mac nodded.

"Okay, so what do we do now?" Gibbs addressed Mac and Stella but was answered by one of the others.

"We could play a game."

"Abby." Gibbs warned.

"It's not harmful." Abby looked to the others evilly. "I promise."

"Whatcha got?" Angell grinned. The goth grinned back.

"It's a game called 'Things you could see yourself or others around you never doing'." Abby smiled.

"Oh Abby." Ziva rubbed her forehead. "Not again."

"Oh yes Ziva. Oh yes."

"I'm in." Angell and Flack agreed. Slowly everyone else agreed even Mac and Gibbs not in so many words though.

"Okay so does everyone get the rules? You tell the group what you could see yourself or others around you not doing. It's in the title really." Abby looked round the group and received nods in return. "Okay, Alphabetical order, first names please."

Abby looked at everyone then jumped.

"Oh that's me, blonde."

"About as far as you get from blonde if you ask me." McGee mumbled. Abby thought for a second then smiled.

"I couldn't imagine opposites. Me being, um, normal; clothes, music etcetera. Tony being like McGee, McGee being like Tony. Ducky being, well, quiet. Gibbs being nice to the rest of the team and mean to me and announcing himself as he walks into every room. Ziva; being an emotional wreck and completely incapable of shooting a gun, throwing a knife or tackling a suspect to the ground." Abby finished taking a breath. The NCIS team smiled, the CSI:NY team just nodded hardly understanding what she said. She was talking like 1000mph anyway. "NEXT!"

Adam raised his hand.

"That's, um, me. Okay, um, I couldn't imagine getting a really big trampoline and putting it in the middle of the lab! That would be so uncontrollably awesome!" Mac looked at him.

"Don't even think about it. Next." He shook his head.

"Me!" Tony announced. The CSI team looked at him. "My name is Anthony." The CSI team nodded in understanding.

"I couldn't imagine, watching the Hannah Montana Movie." Everyone eyed him awkwardly.

"You have already seen it haven't you?" Ziva sighed.

"Most of it. It's brilliant when she…." Tony stopped himself and banged his head against the wall. "Never again David, am I telling you anything."

"Me next." Danny smiled. "I could never imagine, never getting married to Lindsay. My life wouldn't have been complete with out her."

"Ah shut your pie hole. Mmm pie, I really want some pie." Lindsay patted Danny's face.

"W have two Donald's so I'm assuming that last name is being counted here too. So that means I'm next." Don grinned. Pleased at what he'd just worked out.

"Get over yourself." Jess punched his chest.

"I could never imagine life without the love of my life….." Jess looked to Don out of the corner of her eye, was he announcing their relationship? "….My badge."

"You lying little cow." Jess nearly stood up, she realised what she had said then put her head on Don's shoulder.

"Oh crap." She whispered. Desperate to get off the subject she shouted. "Next!"

"Erm, that is me. I couldn't imagine my life without Abigail. If so who would look after my mother when she walked astray in our lab. That reminds me of a time back a year or two. Yes, I had to pick up mother from the nursing home early….."

"We've heard it before, Duck." Gibbs smiled amusingly. Ducky nodded.

"Who's next?" Sam asked. Nobody answered.

"Jess! You dumb ass!" Lindsay poked her shoulder, rather painfully.

"Hey, hey! Stop the poking, excuse me if I went into total day dream mode." Jess defended herself.

"I think you mean Don dream mode." Sam grinned. Jess grabbed a book from behind her and lobbed it at her Sam swerved to her right.

"Ha! You mis…" Sam couldn't get the last part out as another book pounded into her stomach. "Ah, you doughnut." Sam cradled her stomach.

"Anyway, I couldn't imagine having to go back to childhood. That would be one of my worst nightmares. Getting bullied by brothers, shouted at by my father and running away from my mother as she threatened me with a frying pan." Jess nodded to herself and smiled mischievously. "That was an eventful day, my brothers still haven't found out who locked them in that supply closet at school."

"I wouldn't have like to have you as my child." Danny furrowed his brown as she settled next to Lindsay.

"I wouldn't liked to have had you as my father." Jess retaliated.

"Ooooooohhhhhhhh." The room echoed.

"Just saying." Jess shrugged.

"Leroy Jethro Gibbs." Stella smiled at the mention of his full name.

"You didn't have to say my full name Stel. I wouldn't have liked to keep the team I had previous to getting my normal team back."

"I heard about that." Mac and Stella nodded to each other.

"You point?" Kendall queried looking to Mac and Stella.

"Just saying that we heard about it." Stella talked in a dumb tone.

"Can I go already? I couldn't imagine being pregnant again." She looked to Danny. "Sorry Danno but one's all your getting." The room erupted in laughter.

"Me? Um, I couldn't see losing my team and getting granted a new one. I would fire myself." Mac nodded to himself.

"This is a hard question for me. That is because I can imagine everything happening. But, the one thing I can't see is me ever raising enough money to buy a new pair of HEELS!" Sam rocked back and forth looking a bit like a psycho. Jess and McGee Shared weird glances, while Tony and Kendall smiled.

"I can't imagine still being in the morgue I love the work up here more." Sheldon smiled. "I also get a gun."

"Okay, okay. My turn. I couldn't imagine……A group of mini me's. You know a mini Stella, mini Mac, Mini Gibbs etc. Haha we could call them CSI:NY DIT. Detectives. In. Training. That would be so cool." Stella mused to herself looking up to the ceiling. Everyone looked to McGee.

"Oh, okay. I couldn't imagine it is Abby wasn't goth. It just wouldn't be right…."

"Yeah, career girl Barbie." Tony grinned.

"Pack it up DiNozzo." Ziva swatted him with her hand.

"It's pack it in, Ziva." Abby chipped in.

"Noted. I could not imagine if I had to stay in Israel. That would have been complete torture." Ziva said.

"Are we done now?" Adam questioned.

"Hey! No! Not fair! Where'd my go, go?" Kendall threw her hands up in the air.

"Christ, try not to swipe someone's nose off, you go next." Sam fell backwards slightly.

"Okay, I couldn't imagine everyone breaking out in song and dance. Does no one else think that would be so frickin' fun?" Kendall nodded to the crowd, after all eyebrows were raised toward her she stood up and stated pacing.

"Anyway what are we gona do now?" McGee asked.

"Well we could….." Stella stared. But was cut off by Kendall.

"I'm the boss, no questions, no arguments, we'll just do things MY WAY!" The whole team looked at her.

"What?!"

Did anyone else hate the season 5 finale, but just to say Jessica Angell will be written into all, if not most of my stories. She's a great character. Anyway please review and thank you to all of you who reviewed and favourited, alerted etc! I just got one more thing to say. SNICKERS. You know who you are…..

Montana Angell xx