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Last Time
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" WHO THE HELL IS AT MY DOOR AT 8AM IN THE MORNING!" Azula screamed rolling out of bed, she had always told the maids not to wake her until 10am, she needed her beauty sleep for pete's sake! ( An:...way 2 easy to insult her with that sentence alone, LOL )
Azula threw open the door and was suprised to see the Avatar and his little girlfriend outside her door.
" Azula we need you to do a favor for us "
10 Minutes Later
Aang sat outside Azula's door despartly wanting to hear even fragments of the converstation. Apparently Azula wasn't one to wear much to bed, as she was only wearing a long two sizes too small shirt. So when she saw the Avatar outside her door, she wasn't that happy and firebended at him. Aang even though he was half asleep created a quick fire shield to block the flames but fell backwards from the force of the blast. He hit the floor and in all the confusion Azula pulled Katara into her room, locking it behind her. The two girls where talking in hush tones, making sure that Aang couldn't hear them. He was only able to managed to hear some words, but it didn't seem to make sense.
Clowns, potion's man, love, stupid, dounuts, bait, Aang ( which was instanly followed by a half No, half scream by Katara ) and a flamethrower!?
What the Hell type of plan was this!? In his confused state he didn't even notice the door handle turning slightly. The door flew open in a swift movement and he fell forward onto Azula's pointed shoes. He then knew that, the sped of the door was intental for she was barefooted when she answered the door the first time.
" That's what you get for spying, voyuer! " Azula said smiling
" You could have poked his eye out, Azula!" Katara barked
" But I didn't, besides that would be ironic no? The great Avatar defeats the Fire Lord but then dies at the shoes of his daughter!"
" Not funny!"
" Oh I know it isn't to you, but it is to me. Besides you people woke me up two hours early, I have every right to angry at you " Azula pointed out
" Oh yah, sorry about that. I just wanted to get back before Toph woke up and finds out we're gone. " Katara said blushing " So the stuff is in the kitchen cabinet?"
" Yup, you'll know because it's the only cabinet with a lock on it" Azula then pulled out from the shirt pocket and handed a small golden key to Katara " Give it to me tommorrow, along with details of EVERYTHING that happens in result of those potions. Remember the L potion is pink and the C potion is red. "
" Ok, I can bring Toph and you can bring Ty Lee and Mai and we could have a sleepover!" Katara offered
Azula was about to turn down the idea, but what could it hurt? Sleepovers usually didn't result in that much trouble, anyways.
( HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! OMG SHE HASN'T READ MY STORY STUPID EMAIL THEN! OMG THAT SLEEPOVER IS NOTHING BUT TROUBLE! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA Which by the way, you should read even though it's a Naruto fic, IT ROCKS! ok back to your regural scheluded story )
Azula nodded and Katara smiled.
" Alright, but make sure Ty Lee says away from Toph, she'll grill her on all the juicy details and I won't be held responsible if she earthbends her into the floor so only her head is above ground!" Katara said
Azula couldn't help but chuckle at the idea of her scarly pink sidekick screaming at the top of her lungs, with only her head showing.
" Wait, Azula didn't you say you had a supplier of this stuff yesturday while you locked me in the closet!" Katara glared at her
" Yes but when I was little it was too much of a hassle to go all the way to town to get it, so I bought a years worth of supply but I hardly use it so it's still there "
" Who did you use it on?" Katara said hinting
" I used it on Ty Lee "
" Is that why she's so..."
" Yup "
" Wow, and here I thought she was born that way!"
" Most people think that, but before she barely noticed them "
" I still can't believe!"
" Mai either when she found out "
" Wait you didn't use it on Mai and Zuko?"
" No, that happened on it's own. Do you really think I would do that to my best friend? "
" Aww, you act like Zuko is such a horrible guy "
Aang felt his jaw drop at this, KATAARA WAS DEFENDING ZUKO!? WHAT HAS THE WORLD COME TO!?
" Maybe not but he's my brother so I know what he acts like when he THINKS no one is arround "
" Really and what is that like?" Katara said curiusly
" I'll tell you Friday when you bring the no longer single Toph with you ok?"
" Fine " Katara huffed
Katara waved goodbye then grabbed Aang's hand and dragged him to the kitchen. Aang was still in a haze about what had happened but he was able to understand one thing.
Girl talk was confusing and they never talked in full sentences half the time.
The duo stopped at the kitchen and sure enough, sticking out like a soar thumb, was a cabinet with a huge padlock on it.
" Wow, Azula doesn't skip on sercuity " Aang commented
" I know " Katara said. Walking over to the cabinet, Katara grabbed the two potions with a smile. They where in a small viles and one was bright Ty Lee pink while the other was blood Azula red.
" Welp, off to the market!"
" Why? "
" One, we need to have a reason why we left and two we need to stick this red love potion in Sokka's food!" Katara said
" Shouldn't we just let them follow their own path and decide wether or not to get together?" Aang asked, he wasn't one that liked matching.
" No way! I want a nepfew or niece that I can teach waterbending to back in the South Pole!" Katara said sighning dreamily off into the future
" What if they're earthbenders? " Aang asked. The two somehow managed to walk out of the kitchen and where no wandering the castle's gardens, but neither seemed to notice.
" Then, we'll stay here in the Earth Kingdom while you and Toph teach my nephew and/or niece bending. While me and my daughter go off and learn waterbending in a nearby stream or we may even go back to the South Pole for a month to learn. "
" And what am I doing in this world of yours?" Aang asked
" Oh that's easy your my..." Katara caught herself unable to believe what she was about to say "YOUR MY FRIEND! INFACT ALL OF OURS, YOUR A FAMILY FRIEND!"
Katara paniced and Aang didn't seem to be so happy about her answer.
I CAN'T BELIEVE I WAS GOING TO SAY HUSBAND! I'M SUCH A BAKA, Katara meantally shouted at herself.
That's right, I'm just a family friend, Aang thought bitterly.
The two left the field but not before a twirling Ty Lee noticed them.
They so love eachother, Ty Lee thought before kartwheeling off.
At the Market
With a plate of doughnuts in hand, the duo walked up to the front door and froze. What had been said back at the castle had really taken it's toll on the two, as neither one of the them had spoken a word in the full half hour it took to ride the ferry from the fire nation ( they didn't want to take Appa for Katara's market plan to work because the market was only a walking distance away ) the fifteen minutes it took them to find the doughnuts and the ten minutes it took to walk home.
That was almost a full hour of silence!
Anyone who knows the two, knew that was almost impossible for the nonstop talking two. Katara reached for the handle but Aang put his hand over her's. Katara looked up at him, puzzled.
" Listen Katara, this silence is driving me insane " Aang said looking down at his feet
" Me too " Katara agreed " Any idea what started it?"
Katara knew full well what started it, but she didn't want to say it.
" I think it was when you where daydreaming of our future and you called me a family friend " Aang admitted.
Might as well get this over with, Aang thought.
" Listen even though, you may not the feel the same way I have to tell you something. Katara, I've known you for years and I feel like we've made a great connection. I can't believe I'm saying this but, Katara I lo...
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The ear piercing screams interrupped, Aang's confesion. Katara ran inside, leaving Aang outside alone. He was wallowing in his self pitty for a while before a cabbage merchant who we all know and love, ( AND NEEDS TO MAKE A COMEBACK! THEY MENTION HIM IN TONIGHT'S EPISODE BUT I WANT HIM BACK! ) walked by and he couldn't help but kick the man who killed so many of his cabbages before.
" HAHA SOMEONE JUST GOT COCKBLOCKED!" and then he ran off. ( HAHAHA HE GOT COCKBLOCKED AGAIN, JUST LIKE HE DID IN TONIGHT'S EPISODE THE EMBER ISLAND PLAYERS! )
This snapped Aang out of his dream world, he then blushed and ran inside. Inside he saw a strange sight. Katara was healing Toph's leg, who was laughing like an idoit, and Sokka was holding up a frying pan filled with popping oil with a " I'm so dead now " look.
" What happened!?"
Flashback to 20 minutes ago
" TOPH WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY ROOM!?"
" DIDN'T YOU HEAR ME KATARA AND AANG ARE GONE!"
" WHAT!?"
Sokka grabbed Toph's arm and ran out the door he searched the whole house before stopping at a note laying right infront of Toph's stool. He grabbed the small yellow sticky note with a frown then started waving it infront of Toph's face.
" WHY DIDN'T YOU SEE THIS NOTE!?"
Toph glared at him, was Sokka really this stupid in the morning?
" Are you that stupid?" Toph asked
It took him a moment but he finally put two and two together and sighed.
" Sorry Toph, I guess that I'm really this stupid "
" Oh it's ok " Toph admited, " I think it's nice how you forgot sometimes "
Toph proped herself up on the counter, swinging her feet genetlly.
" How so?" he asked. He sat down on Toph's stool curius, in all his years she usually made sadistic comments everytime he forgot she was blind, not praise him for it.
" Well to me, it means you think of me being normal. You forget about my disablity and just think of me as a person, that's way more then my parents ever did " Toph said. She really had no clue why she was telling Sokka this, maybe the hunger was getting to her.
Silence drifted on the two, not an akward silence, but a very comfortable silence. Which of course, Sokka just HAD to end.
" Well since Katara and Aang went to the market I guess we have to survive on our own. I can make some scrambled eggs " Sokka offered.
" I'll go get some oil and juice " Toph hopped off her counter and Sokka went to get a frying pan. Toph opened up the cabinet and reached down to find the oil, she regonized it easly seeing how it was sleek and slightly greasy. The juice was harder to find. They finished the punch the night before so that meant the backup juice was still in the cabinet. Her hand finally hit something and she was suprised alittle.
It felt like a bottle!
That was weird, seeing how no one in the house was of legal age. Maybe it was the juice! Katara did say the bottle was alittle weird. Grabbing it, she snapped the bottle top off with smile.
" Might as well try it " Toph said holding up the bottle and drinking it's contents.
Poor Toph, if only she remembered the stuff she bought when she purchased Sokka's iching powder.
Flashback ( can I have a flashback within a flashback? These are the questions that haunt me! LOL )
Toph was buying her powder at a someone shaddy shop. It was made into a small hill with a black curtain for a door it got little light in. She walked in and smiled. This was her favorite shop, Mr. Hoe's ( -laughing at stupidity- ) Crap Shack. Where the motto is " We dont' care what you with it just as long as you buy something!"
" Can I get some iching powder? " Toph asked
" Sure, I'll even throw in this bottle of catus juice for free "
" But I'm too young to drink "
" Listen to me! The Mrs, is starting to snopp around and I can't be found with this stuff " Mr. Hoe said looking back and forth fearing his wife's wrath
" How about you five me the powder for free and I'll take the juice off your hands. It's Zuko's 21st next month so I can give it to him " Toph reasoned
( Oh and just cause someone PMed me about their age, I forgot who, here's there age. Zuko: 21 in 1 week from this point in the story, Sokka:20 Katara:19 ( HOW'S 5 YEARS TO TALK 2 AANG ABOUT YOUR RELATIONSHIP GOOD ENOUGH FOR YOU!? Sorry, watching Ember Islands while typing this ) Aang: Just turned 18 1 month before the story began and Toph: 18 and a half )
" Fine, just take it!" Mr. Hoe shoved the things into her hands and pushed her out the door.
No one touches me, Toph thought bitterly.
" Oh HI Mrs. Hoe!" she said rahter loudly and was pleased when she heard Mr. Hoe's girly " meep " in the backround.
End Of Flashback ( well that one, not the big one...I GIVE UP! NO MORE FLASHBACKS WITHIN FLASHBACKS! )
Yes, that's something you should remember! Toph grinned happliy at this stuff. Whatever it was, it was good. However somewhere inside of her told her that she should go to Sokka about this. She walked over with the bottle and the oil and handed him the oil. He poured some of the oil onto the hot fry pan as small bubbles started to form. He turned around and saw Toph and he knew something was wrong.
She was her light green eyes began to darken and her left eye twitched. He snatched the bottle out of her hand and stared at it. The label had been strached out from Mr. Hoe trying to hide the bottle from his wife and he was curious. He drank a single drop of the stuff before he knew what it was and he grimaced.
" Toph how much did you drink of this!"
" I don't -hic- know, maybe half a -hic- bottle! IT WAS SO GOOD!" Toph left eye twitched even more and he knew only badness whould come from this. What happened next, shocked him.
Toph got up on her tippy toes and kissed him.
THE END!
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NAH I'M KIDDING! I'M NOT THAT MEAN!
What happened next he barely caught it. The teenager in him reacted and actually replied to the kiss. He wrapped his aright arm around her and he actually heard her giggle. That's when the SANE part of his brain kicked in.
This was wrong.
He was kissing Toph, which was so wrong on so many levels! He didn't know what cause it but he pushed Toph off him. In his left arm the fry pan with simming oil was still and his arm reacted and accidently threw some of the oil onto Toph's exposed leg.
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Toph's screams stunned him and he stared at her. He was feeling so guilty that even when Katara and Aang rushed in he couldn't take his eyes off of her. The cactus juice must have stopped the pain or atleast lessen it for she was laughing like a fool. Everything seemed like a dream, too weird and urealistic to be true, he finally relaized that this was real when Aang yelled,
" What happened!?"
End Of Flashback
Aang and Sokka had teken off to his room to discuss what had happened, and when he heard it he still couldn't believe it.
" YOU KISSED TOPH!?"
Angel: -sleepy eyes and has he little 9 month old brother in her lap- So tired... took 4 hours to write...no one will help me with L, so tired -falls asleep on keyboard
Nam: IT'S ONLY 8 FOR ME! I'M GREAT SO I'LL END THIS! REVIEW AND TOMMOROW IS THE LAST OF AVATAR -sobs-
A moment of silence
NAm: Well night night! ENJOY THE FINALE TOMMORROW AND NO SHIPPING WARS TILL AFTER THE FINALE OK! REVIEW!
IT'S 12:22 AND I MISSED MY 2 DAY PER UPDATE BY 22 MINUTES! BUT U GUS STILL LOVE ME! I GAVE YOU LOTS OF TOKKA IN THIS CHAPTER AND EVEN SOME KATAANG! sorry about my comments in the story but right now ( know that i've had my midnight goldfish snack, I realize that Katara was very mature in tonights episode and i would have reacted the same way )
Nam: WHOULD HAVE!? DON'T YOU MEAN DID!?
Angel: Uhh let's not talk about that Nam
Nam: YOU REACTED THE SAME WAY WHY MALCOLM ASKED YOU OUT!
Angel: SHUT UP! -points to you, YES YOU! - REVIEW!