Disclaimer:I should just buy Kingdom Hearts from Square-Enix and save me the trouble of typing this message!

Roxas:HIDE ME!!!

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Roxas ran into the dark room and slammed the door shut.

"Crazy fangirls!"He said.

The spotlight and chair appered.Roxas sat on it.

"So tired!"He panted.

"Know your stars.Know your stars.Know your stars."Voice startled him.

Roxas jumped.

"Roxas saved me the trouble of telling him to sit down."

"You're welcome?"Roxas shrugged.

"Roxas is in love with Jesse McCartney."

"Say HUH!!!???"

"Well you are."

"Jesse's a guy and so am I."

"I know."

"Sick!"Roxas sished sickly.

"Roxas,"Voice continued."Does not respect his elders."

"Yes I do!"Roxas argued

An old man walked up to him.

"Have you seen my--"He began.

"Get outta here,old man!"

Voice chuckled.The old man left.

"Roxas,"Voice continued."Is in love with A--"

"Don't say it!"Roxas sat up straight.

"I was gonna say a ham ans cheese sandwich."

"Oh,well I do."

"Then marry one"

"WHAT!!!"

"You may now kiss the sandwich."

Roxas grunted.

"Roxas,"Voice tormented "Is afraid of the army of fangirls outside the studio."

Roxas turned around.

"There are fangirls out there?"He asked.

The door slammed open and old ladies ran in.

"Oh my gosh,Roxas!" one said.

"Get em girls!"They ran after him.

Voice checked his list.

"Hmmmm,I gotta think for this one..."

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That was fun!

Next:Namine

Me:I-C-U-P!

Note:Voice was about to say Axel not a ham and cheese sandwich X3 XD