FE Frog: The first one isn't that funny... I'm doing 5 at a time, if that wasn't clear enough already... SO yeah...
Disclaimer: i do not own FE or 51 ways to annoy Murtagh... I wish I did...
16. Try to get him to start a conga line.
Mia went up to Shinon with a couple people she knew.
"What is it now?" he groaned.
They all grabbed the waist of the person in front of them and started singing. Mia was in the front, but that changed when she grabbed on to Shinon.
"I hate you…" he sneered.
"I know." She smiled back.
17. Clearly in view, smack yourself on the head with something hard, then throw it by Shinon and claim loudly that he has wounded you.
Mia was bored. Then again she always is. She decided that she needed to do something fun. (Duh, duh, duh, duuuuuuh) She took one of Shinon's bows and hit herself on the head, then chucked it by Shinon.
"SHINON HIT ME WITH HIS BOW!!" she screamed.
"What? No I…"
"Shinon? Why would you do that?" Ike asked.
I wish I did… He thought.
Shinon's salary was cut in half after that, and he was grumpy for the rest of the week (we all know why that is!).
18. Kick him in the shins at random moments when he is not looking, and then run away.
Shinon was talking to someone random (who knew he was so social?) when he felt a hard foot collide with his shin.
"OWWWW!" he yelled. When he spun around, he just saw a cloud of dust, and through it a certain violet haired girl running off laughing.
Our fav sniper was making a bow, when he, again, felt something hard collide with his shins.
As Mia was making her escape, he quickly grabbed her arm.
"Bad idea. I've got a nice sharp knife here!" for once he was actually happy.
The camp was quiet after hearing the extremely loud "HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELLLLLLLP!"
Ulki went deaf after that.
19. Tell Elincia that you heard him say that he expected her to be prettier when he found out she was a Princess.
"I heard Shinon say that he expected you to be prettier when he found out you were Princess." Mia whispered to our Crimean to-be-queen.
"Oh did he know?" then she went looking for where she hid Amiti.
Mia smiled and walked off. My work here is done.
20. Wake him up early in the early hours of the morning with a bucket of water. Cold water.
Mia snuck into Shinon's tent while he was sleeping with a bucket of ice cold water. It was very early in the morning, and since Mia was, well Mia, she woke up at dawn every day. She stood over his bed and whispered, "3…2…1!" She dumped the contents of the bucket over him.
The sniper jumped out of bed, dripping wet and shivering.
Mia shielded her eyes. It was NOT pretty.
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