Ice LunaWolf- Hi everyone and welcome back for another chapter of Hunter x Hunter Texting Crack! Thank you for the wonderful reviews!
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Dear Gon
GON! WHERE'S MY FUCKING CHOCOLATES?!
Killua
Dear Killua
I'm sorry but I'm not telling you! This is for your own good, Killua!
Gon
Dear Gon
WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU MEAN "FOR MY OWN GOOD"?!
Killua
Dear Killua
Well since your drunk texting incident I decided to help you overcome your addiction to chocolates!
Gon
Dear Gon
I DON'T NEED HELP! I DON'T HAVE AN ADDICTION!
Killua
Dear Killua
Well, you made a lot of people mad with your drunk texting!
Gon
Dear Gon
DON'T CARE! WHERE'S MY CHOCOLATES?!
Killua
Dear Killua
You traumatized Gotoh and your parents almost got an divorce!
Gon
Dear Gon
GOOD! MY MASTER PLAN TO DESTROY MY FAMILY IS WORKING AND MAYBE GOTOH WILL STOP WRITING DISTURBING FANFICS ABOUT MY NAGGING BITCH OF A MOTHER!
Killua
Dear Killua
You're planning to destroy your family?!
Gon
Dear Gon
YES! NOW WHERE'S MY CHOCOLATES?!
Killua
Dear Killua
I'm not telling you! So stop asking!
Gon
Dear Gon
FINE, YOU ASKED FOR IT! LOOKS LIKE I HAVE TO DO THIS THE HARD WAY!
Killua
Dear Killua
What?!
Gon
...
Dear Killua
Killua?
Gon
...
Dear Killua
Killua?!
Gon
(3 Hours Later)
Dear Gon
Can you do me a favor, Gon?
Kurapika
Dear Kurapika
Gon can't answer his cell phone right now.
Killua
Dear Killua
Why can't Gon answer his cell phone?
Kurapika
Dear Kurapika
Cause I have his cell phone and I chained Gon to the bed.
Killua
Dear Killua
Oh...wait! YOU AND GON ARE TOO YOUNG FOR THAT KIND OF STUFF!
Kurapika
Dear Kurapika
CALM YOUR TITS! WE'RE NOT DOING THAT!
Killua
Dear Killua
Then what are you doing to Gon?!
Kurapika
Dear Kurapika
Torturing him!
Killua
Dear Killua
Why?!
Kurapika
Dear Kurapika
Gon took all my chocolates and hid them somewhere! So I'm torturing him til he cracks and tells me where he hid my chocolates!
Killua
Dear Killua
You know Gon is stubborn as an ox! Nothing can make him crack!
Kurapika
Dear Kurapika
You forgot I'm an ex-assassin! I have ways of making him crack! *insert grinning cat face*
Killua
Dear Killua
I'm slightly concern! Do I have to come over to stop you from killing Gon?!
Kurapika
Dear Kurapika
Don't worry, I'm not gonna kill him! I'm tickling him!
Killua
Dear Killua
Ok... I have to go now. Bye.
Kurapika
Dear Kurapika
Wait! Didn't you have a favor for Gon? I can do it instead!
Killua
Dear Killua
Nevermind. It's not important. Bye.
Kurapika
Dear Kurapika
Fine! Bye!
Killua
Dear Killua
Hello, my little kitten~
Madoka
Dear Madoka
FUCK OFF! I'M BUSY!
Killua
Dear Killua
Oh~ Busy doing what?
Madoka
Dear Madoka
TORTURING MY FRIEND!
Killua
Dear Killua
Ooh~ Can I join you?
Madoka
Dear Madoka
NO!
Killua
Dear Killua
Aww~ But we could have so much fun!
Madoka
Dear Madoka
I SAID YES! NOW STOP TEXTING ME!
Killua
Dear Killua
Ya! I can come over! I'll be there in few minute and I'll bring my bro too! See ya, my little white kitten~
Madoka
Dear Madoka
SHIT! THAT LAST TEXT WAS A TYPO! I MEAN NO, NOT YES!
Killua
...
Dear Madoka
HEY PERVERT!
Killua
...
Dear Madoka
DON'T YOU AND THAT PERVY CLOWN FUCKING COME HERE!
Killua
(1 Hour Later)
Dear Kurapika
HELP US!
Gon
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