It's a Hard Knock Nine Lives

by petitprincess

This is my attempt at a Kid vs Kat fanfic i will continue it based on reads. anyway this is about Coop and Dennis being turned into cats. And they're going to have to deal with it for 2 months! COMPLETED!

4. The Threatening

*I Don'r know the name of Kat's brother so i called him Agent027A so if you can come up with a good name please write it in the review*

Dennis, Coop, Kat, and Dr. K ran in the backyard. Coop still had that obstacle course(From the episode "You'll Be Show Sorry"). Kat also made a blueprint to create a deathtrap. Kat said, "You have 1 hour to complete this. Go!" Coop looked at him. He said, "Are you serious?" Dr. K pushed Coop. He looked at it. He took a deep breath and ran towards the obstacle course. WARNING: Due to this being such a bad failure this scene has been cut out. Everything was in shambles after Coop's failure. The robot came back and said, "Kommander arriving in 1 minute." the four started panicking. Kat said, "Okay your just going to have to be pretend." Coop eyes went wide he said, "What if I slip up? What if he doesn't believe it?" Dr. K rolled her eyes and said, "Well, what if your nose fell off, and the sun came down to Earth? In other words with our help you'll fool the untrickable." Coop had a half smile on his face.

*1 minute later*

They heard an engine in the backyard. Dennis said, "Either someone's truck crashed in your yard again, or that's the Kommander." they looked at Dennis like he was stupid. All four of them run to the front yard to the cat-like ship. Katrina and Kat saluted. Dennis is bowing. Coop had no idea what to do. Kat nudged him and whispered, "Salute." Coop saluted and told Dennis to do the same. The Kommander came out the ship and Mr. Kitten is with him. Also another cat was with him ad it appeared to be Kat's brother(He was on the season finale on season 2). Kat thought to himself, 'Oh great. Two things to get on my nerves today.' he turned his towards Coop, who was still trying to figure out how to salute. Kat said quietly, "Make that three." The three cats walked off the ship and turned it invisible. Coop accidentally said out loud, "What's the point of turning it invisible. Stupid furless freak." Coop covered his mouth. Coop sighed and said, "Don't worry guys I'll take the heat you go back-" but Dennis, Dr. K and Kat already ran inside. Coop was scared stiff. The Kommander said, "How Agent 027B convinced me to come here? I'll never know but hear me now Coop Rodentbrain. For this will be the last time you'll make a mockery out of our kind. Remember that. Oh and don't tell the others." Coop had no answer and just nodded. The two cats behind him laughed evily. Coop whispered, "I'm gonna die."

*inside the house*

Katrina, Kat, and Dennis were worried. They were thinking that Coop was dead by now(especially Kat). Coop came inside and the three sighed in relief. Dennis said, "What did he say?" Coop said, "Uh, he said, that he will be making shelter in our tree house Dennis." Dennis growled. Dr. K and Kat feared he said something else to Coop, but they didn't want to ask. Kat grabbed Coop and brought him in the basement. Kat said, "Since we're away from everyone tell me what happened." Coop sighed. He was about to say something before a shadow figure of the Kommander, was in the background. The two screamed. After that two very annoying laughs came from behind the clothes line. Kat swiped the clothes away and saw Mr. Kitten and Agent 027A laughing. Kat said to the both of them, "Beat it you stupid pests." the two did a monster growl. Kat ran up the steps. Agent 027A said, "The Kommander wants to see you now." Coop said, "Can't there be a different way I can see him." Mr. Kitten laughed and said, "Yeah after he kills you, wait a few years you may see him in the afterlife." Coop said, "Never mind." he walked upstairs nervously.

*Backyard*

Kommander was waiting impatiently outside. Kommander said, "Where is he? He should've been outside by now." Katrina said, "Well Kommander, you see maybe Coop is-" Coop was standing outside the door. Kommander said angrily, "Yes. What about Coop?" Katrina said, "Coop is right behind you." Kommander turned around. Kommander waved Coop in his direction. Agent 027A and Mr. Kitten pushed him out the doorway. Kommander said, "Are you ready Coop?" Coop nodded. Kommander said threateningly, "Remember what I said. Also you only get one shot at this." Coop started shaking. Mr. Kitten said, "What you have to do is: Turn this pile of Earth rubbish into a death weapon." Agent 027A whispered in Coop's ear, "No pressure, but after you make it he may use it on you." The pests started laughing again. Coop gulped. WARNING: Due to another ultimate failure this scene has been cut out. Dr. K and Kat had plungers on their butts. Agent027A and Mr. Kitten had scorch marks on them. Dennis was hiding behind a lawn chair. The Kommander had a plunger on his head. Kommander said, "That was the worse coronation I've ever seen." Coop said, "I'm very sorry." Agent027A grabbed Coop's arms and put his feet on Coop's. So he wouldn't escape. Kommander's eyes were flashing red. Kat started panicking. Kat ran inside grabbed a mirror and ran in front of Coop. Red beams came out of the Kommander's eyes. The beams bounced back to the Kommander(he ducked). The beams were bouncing everywhere. They finally hit the invisible ship and it disintegrated. Everyone gasped. Kommander shouted, "MY SHIP! This is all your fault Coop!" Agent027A let go of him. Coop got down on the ground and started shaking. Kat got in front of him and said, "Wait. If you need to punish someone punish me. Since I put the mirror in front of you." Dennis whispered to Katrina, "What's gonna happen to Coop?" Katrina said, "I don't know." the Kommander growled. He said, "Since my ship is disintegrated. I have no choice but to stay on this planet." Coop said, "What?" Kat looked at Coop as if he was sorry. Dennis ran up and said, "Well since the Burtonburger's already have 3 cats. They may get suspicious about having 4 extra cats here." Katrina said, "No problem I'll sleep in the basement." The Kommander said, "We'll sleep in the tree house." Dennis said, "Then its settled." Dr. K, Kat and Dennis went inside. Kommander slammed his foot on Coop's tail. Coop made a little yelp in pain. The other cats went over Coop to. Kommander said, "Better get used to being a cat for two months. Cause I'll be watching your every move." The sun was setting and it was getting dark. The Kommander smiled and said, "Sweet dreams Coop." he took his foot off of his tail. Kommander, Agent027A, and Mr. Kitten laughed menacingly. Coop said after they left, "First dad hates me and now this. What else can go wrong?" Coop walked back in the house rubbing his tail.