Chippendale Edward

"Hello," Jasper said into his silver cell, "Bella? Yes, I have a favour to ask. Just a little friendly favour. Actually, you might like this, listen."

He explained the plan he and Emmett made to make up for Edward's missed bachelor party and to ease the sting of the final brother's turn single. Edward started this anyways.

"Thanks so much, yes. Definitely there will be pictures. Thanks again, good luck in Jacksonville."

He hung up, glad to leave on such good terms with Bella. He had never disliked her, only he couldn't very well take her side over his own brother's. Tonight would make them even as they would get, and it would be much more entertaining than sitting at home doing homework or watching a movie. He got out of the shiny Volvo and went to Emmett and Edward's side in front of the private school. His phone said 9:46 at night. Emmett winked and started wooing and hollering. Jasper joined in and started honking the horn. Edward looked panicked for a moment but thanks to Jasper's emotion control, Edward relaxed and stuck around as girls piled out of the building to see what the three hot guys on the lawn wanted. "One," Emmett grinned.

The panic returned to Edward's eyes, but instead of Jasper taking control, Emmett held onto Edward's arm. "Two," Jasper said, reluctantly.

"No worries, both of you," Emmett winked.

"Three!" He and Jasper shouted together.

Emmett grabbed Edward's Belt buckle and ripped it of his pants… taking his pants with it. Jasper tore off Edward's shirt, leaving him standing with only his boxers and a shocked look on his face. Emmett flicked out a video camera and captured all the action. A vast percentage of the girls took off on Edward's direction and Emmett even got a clip of one fainting. Unfortunately, neither of the boys could control Edward's speed that greatly exceeded the private school girls'. Emmett tossed the camera to Jasper and hopped in the car to chase after Edward and bring him back. The girls went back inside, defeated, but that didn't stop them from peeking out their windows. Moments later the car came back with one gloating Emmett driving and one would-be-red-faced-if-it-were-remotely-possible Edward. Japer got in the back seat and stopped recording and threw a change of clothed at Edward. "Well," Emmett snorted looking at Edward's pouting face, "You can be mad about this for the rest of eternity."

Edward shrugged and went back to throwing hate glare at the two. "Or," Emmett opted, "You could give up the grudge, at least for me, and help me plot something for Jasper."

The front seat started laughing while Jasper's mouth gaped open in disbelief, "What? Emmett was the master mind of the whole idea!"

Everyone was forgiven, which was generous of Edward, and they went back to joking around and laughing. Emmett pulled the car into the driveway and they all got out of the flashy car. Jasper was the first to notice the uniformed figures in their doorway. Carlisle raced towards them, "What exactly were you doing tonight? Officer Finch told us you were out in who-knows-where giving school girls a free strip show! I can't believe you three would pull a stint like that!"

Carlisle hardly ever lost his temper, and when he did, they were in unimaginable trouble.

"You don't think?" Edward looked in Emmett's direction.

Edward had read Emmett's mind and was considering giving it a shot. Jasper looked at the two perplexed and frustrated. Emmett nudged the disgruntled brother and mouthed, "Play along."

"Sorry Officer," Edward cooed, looking both ashamed and adorable at the same time.

Emmett sighed and put his arm around Edward sympathetically and continued, "After the fact, I do suppose it was… naughty," He smirked, "Of us."

Jasper caught on and went with it, "We're very sorry ma'am."

Edward looked deep into her eyes and saw she was buying each and every line the three gorgeous guys delivered. Emmett went in for the kill, "You see, we're new and needed something fun to do," He winked at her, but finished strong, "We promise that we'll find some other way to… entertain ourselves."

The officer looked ready to faint, but she let them off with a warning and suggested that they could volunteer for the food drive that, of course, she would be organizing.

"Good night gentlemen," She said, got into her cruiser, and left.

Once she was safely gone, Edward started laughing hysterically, "Oh, you wouldn't believe what she was thinking!"

Everyone looked at him, urging him to continue. "She wished she would have been there! Can you believe it?"

Even Carlisle couldn't help but crack a smile while the other two we're holding their stomachs and holding onto each other for support. His small grin soon turned into a frustrated scowl, "You boys are unbelievable."

"I know!" Emmett laughed as they walked into the house. "Man, I am a genius for coming up with that one. Both of them really!"

Carlisle was not impressed as the three boys stood, ready for a lecture, in the hallway. "What have I always told you? Responsibility before pleasure. Why we're you so responsible in Forks but all of a sudden that has gone out the door?"

"To be fair, I was in no way involved in this," Edward reasoned, "I was the victim, you know."

"Well I've certainly known you long enough to know that you'd never willingly pull a stunt like that," Carlisle agreed, "Emmett on the other hand, I know you were a key factor in all of this."

"What can I say?" Emmett replied, "Maybe Alice has begun to rub off on me?"

"Alice, Alice, Alice," Carlisle shook his head, "I knew it was a matter of time."

Suddenly all was forgiven, nearly as easily as the police confrontation. In the Cullen/Hale household, most matters were quickly addressed and resolved because they knew whether or not they were mad, they we're stuck together for the rest of eternity. Why spend it at each other's throats?

Once they were finished, Emmett nudged Edward and tapped his head, signaling Edward to read his thoughts. Moments later, Edward responded, "We might get Jasper back, although it was initially you idea. I'm sure though, that neither me nor him could come up with a reasonable plan, so I suppose a little, friendly payback is a possibility. However, I suggest we lay low a while and let Carlisle fully get over your last great idea."

With that, they both went their separate ways; Edward to his room, and Emmett to the office. He plugged in the video camera he had retrieved from the back seat before they noticed the police woman. After a few minutes he had saved the footage and sent it out to Jacksonville as a thank-you to Bella for protecting their minds from Edward's pestering gift for that night.