I woke only to find myself in a hospital. I looked around and saw everyone I had met earlier. I didn't see my dad there, though. I sat up and everyone watched me. I saw that the mother of Hishitaru and Jr. was the doctor. I felt my body in extreme pain. My head was throbbing and my right arm was burning. I clutched my arm so hard that my nails dug through the skin. They thought I was going to bleed but I didn't. You could see the flesh inside my arm. They were amazed at this but I was used to it. I tried to get off the bed but couldn't. My body ached from that shot my dad gave me. I felt different all over.
"You shouldn't move." Koyuki said.
"I know." I said as I looked at my arm. I placed my hand on it and gathered chakra. It turned light purple and healed the wound.
"You're a good healer for a kid your age." Sakura told me.
"Thanks." I said as I took of the sleeve of my shirt and inspected my mark. I heard Sakumo giggle and I saw Fugance blush. Just as I thought, the mark grew. I sighed at the sight.
"What's that?" Koyuki asked.
"A birth mark." I responded and covered myself.
"Really? Doesn't look like an ordinary birth mark." Ino said.
"I'm not normal or ordinary." I said. I felt a sharp pain in my chest.
"That shot must have messed you up bad. Your DNA is mixed with a female." Koyuki said.
"Then what will happen?" I asked.
"You'll slowly become a girl." She said. I sighed deeply then smiled.
"What's so silly?" Kiba asked.
"It's my dad's fault. Now he has to buy me new clothes, shoes, paint my room, and a lot of new stuff." I said smirking.
"Right!" Sakumo yelled.
"When will the affect start?" I asked.
"In a few minutes." She responded.
"Wrong. It starts now." I said.
I became a whole new person. I became thinner like a girl. My eyes became slanted and my eyelashes grew. My nose became smaller and my nails grew longer. My fingers were tinier and my hands were smaller. My chest grew and my legs thinner. My voice that was once deep was now female like. My whole body didn't fit in my clothes. The sleeves kept sliding off.
"Well, this is gonna be fun." I said in my new voice.
"Whoah." I heard them say.
"You look like a babe." Matroni said.
"Totally." Tenji added.
"Damn!!" The Uchiha boys yelled. I snarled at them.
"Sorry." They apoligized.
"How will I get back?" I asked.
"Only Kouga knows." Koyuki said.
"Great. Now I have to work in these clothes until I find the antidote!" I said as I jumped off the bed and fell from the weight of the clothes.
"Haha!" Tenji laughed.
"Why are girls' bodies so weak?!!" I yelled as I tried to get up.
"We're not weak. Your clothes are just heavy." Sakumo said.
"But some girls are weak." Matroni said. I tried to get up only to have my shirt slide down. I grabbed it and held it until Koyuki stiched it to fit me.
"Okay...Who wants to go shopping?" Sakura said and all the girls screamed in excitement.
"Oh great. Girl time. I'll be seeing you guys in the food court." I said as I walked out of the room only to have Koyuki pull me back in.
"You're coming with us to find you some suitable clothes." She said.
"Can't I just call my dad?" I asked.
"He's not coming." Sakumo said, happily.
"Sure he is. I can call him." I said as I took out my phone and Fugance tackled me. We landed in the same position as last time.
"Even as a girl, this isn't right." I said and she blushed.
"Aaaaaaawwwwwwwwww..." The boys went when they saw us.
"Shut it before I cut it." I said and they stopped immediately. We got up and I grabbed my phone. Again she tackled.
"Don't!!!" She yelled. I was still under her.
"Do you have some kind of problem?" I asked and she blushed again.
"Shut up!" She yelled as she got off but grabbed my phone.
"Give that back." I ordered.
"No." She said in a mocking voice. I glarred at her.
"Give that back, you bitch!" I said and snatched the phone.
"Oh no you didn't!!!" She yelled as she tackled me and I pulled her hair.
"Cat fight!!" Hishitaru yelled.
"Both of you stop it!" Koyuki yelled as she pulled us apart.
"Let me at him! Let me at him!!" Fugance yelled.
"Don't you mean 'her'?" I asked and she kicked and pushed to get at me.
"Do it again!!" Matroni yelled.
"How dare you call me a bitch?!!!!" She asked. I smirked.
"That's because you are one, you dumbass Inuzuka." I said and she was steaming now.
"I'LL KILL YOU!!!!!" Fugance yelled.
"And I thought Kouga-teme tought you manners." Sakura said, astonished.
"Dad did but I only use them at home." I said as I kicked Koyuki and she let me go.
"Use them here, then!!" Koyuki yelled.
"Nope. Don't feel like it." I said as I dialed my dad's number. Fugance snatched it from me.
"Don't!!!" She whined.
"Don't what, bitch?" I asked.
"Don't go back! You belong here!" She yelled. I saw that her eyes were glossy.
"I see you like the name I gave you." I said and snatched back the phone.
"Don't!! What do I have to do?!! Cry?!!" I stopped as she said that word. I saw her smirk.
"Don't you dare!" I said but it was too late. She began to cry. I grunted at her.
"Fine! Just stop! I can't stand it!" I yelled as I gave her the phone.
"Yay!" They yelled as they cheered.
"Stupid bitch." I mumbled as they continued to cheer.
"Stop calling her that!!" Koyuki yelled.
"Why should I?!! You're not my mama!!!" I yelled and it became quiet.
"She is." Sakura said. I laughed at them.
"Yeah right! Like she could be my mother!!" I said as I laughed.
"I have a certificate." Koyuki said.
"Really?" I said, suddenly intrested. She handed it to me and it said my freakishly large name.
"Told you you'd find your mom!" Fugance yelled.
"Okay...This day suddenly became weirder." I said as I carefully read the paper.
"Then who's my real dad?" I asked.
"Itachi-kun is." They said.
"No way a five year old is my dad." I said.
"No, the other one." Sakumo said.
"Oh. You guys mean the one who's jutsus I dodged so easily?" I asked and they tensed.
"Yeah..." They turned to see the older Itachi glarring.
"He doesn't mean it!!" Sakumo and Fugance yelled as they ran towards me. They shielded me from the man.
"Cool. I have another criminal dad!" I yelled and saw the man smirk.
"I knew that at least one of the kids would like to have an evil father." He said and everyone laughed.
"But do I have to be a girl?" I asked as I looked over the body.
"Don't check out yourself!" Sakumo yelled.
"That's our job!!" The boys yelled and they smirked.
"Watch it." I threatened.
"Oh, we will." They said.
"Perverts. Just like dad." I said.
"Your dad's a pervert?" Tenji asked.
"Oh yeah. Takes me peeping a couple of times in the week. Never been caught." I said, proudly.
"Can we go over to your house some time?!!!" They yelled excited.
"NO!!" The mothers yelled.
"No wonder you have no manners." Ten Ten said.
"We don't either!!" The guys covered for me.
"Yes you do!!" The mothers yelled again.
"He does have manners, though." Fugance mummbled but everyone heard. They turned to look at her and she blushed.
"How do you know?" Her dad asked, suspicious.
"Uh...um..ya see...ah.." She said and blushed harder.
"You better have an explanation, Kaguya/Uchiha/Monteshyro?!!!" Kiba yelled, confused about my last name.
"Don't look at me. I have no explanation for her shyness." I said.
"What does that mean?!! You better not have touched her!!!" Kiba yelled louder.
"Shut up, old man!!" I yelled just as hard.
"OLD MAN?!!! NOW HE'S GONNA GET IT!!!" He sent out his giant dog.
"Akamaru!!!" I yelled and hugged the big dog.
"What the-..?" Kiba watched on.
"I know him. He's such a sweet doggy!" I said as I rubbed his tummy.
"Akamaru! Get back here!!" Kiba commanded.
"You're a mean Inuzuka." I said as the dog began to whimper.
"Shut up!!" He yelled.
"Now that we're off the manners thing... Who wants pizza?" Fugance said, trying to get everyone to forget about her words.
"Yeah right. What did that guy do to you?!!" Kiba yelled.
"Nothing dad!" She yelled as she blushed.
"What did you do to my daughter?!!" Kiba yelled again.
"I don't know how to answer that." I said, simply.
"Then someone better tell me before I kill the damn kid!!" Kiba kept yelling.
"I think it was from the first time they met!" Matroni yelled like he knew the answer.
"I'm gonna kill you, Matroni!!" Fugance yelled. I thought about it them realized he had guessed right. The girl was shy when I first met her and I was polite that time.
"So he touched you when he first met you?!!!" Kiba yelled, astonished.
"Why would I touch a girl I just met?!! I've known girls since I was born and never laid a finger on them unless it was for sparring!!!" I yelled, angry that they thought I would touch a girl I just met.
"Weirdo." The boys said. I smirked.
"But I never said where I touched." I said and heard them cheer. The parents looked at me like I was a pervert.
"I'm not a pervert!!" I yelled as they glarred at me.
"Then why do you act like one?" Sakumo asked.
"Bloodline. Also because of what dad teaches me." I answered.
"What does your dad teach you then?" Ten Ten asked.
"Some things I can't say in front of so many women." I said. All the men in the room smirked.
"So that's what he teaches you." Naruto said.
"Should have known." Shikamru said.
"What kind of a father doesn't teach their sons that?" Itachi asked and all the men laughed.
"What are you men talking about?" The women asked.
"Men stuff." Kiba said and they all laughed.
"Which is...?" Sakura asked.
"Private." Sasuke said and they turned to me.
"It's amazing he tought that to you at such a young age." Itachi said.
"My thoughts exactly." Sasuke said.
"Tell us!!" The girls yelled.
"No." Us men said, simply.
"Then I'll cry!" Fugance yelled and became teary. The men rushed to cover my ears and eyes.
"Help! I can't see or hear!!" I yelled as I began to panic.
"Hahahahaha!!!" The boys laughed.
"Shut up! And you men get off of me!" I said as I pushed them all away.
"Don't tell her no matter what!!" Naruto yelled at me.
"I won't." I said and saw Fugance crying in front of me.
"Tell me, pwease." She said and I looked on like a heartless jerk.
"Why isn't it working?!!!" Sakumo yelled.
"Because apparently, this body doesn't have a heart either." I said as I walked away from her.
"But it worked last time!!" Sakura said.
"Yeah but that was when I barely began to be a girl." I said and tried to sneak away to no avail.
"We are going shopping, whether you like it or not!" Koyuki said as she pulled me in.
"Just cut my clothes to fit this body." I requested.
"It's still boy clothes! You're a girl now and if we're going to be seen around you, you have to have cool clothes!" Sakumo said and Fugance nodded.
"I'd rather not waste money and just go see Karina or Yugi." I said and tried to get out of Koyuki's grip.
"Who's Karina and Yugi?" Sakumo asked.
"Karina is my teammate and Yugi is...um...ah.." I began to feel hot. I was blushing! This body has too many feelings!
"She has to be your girlfriend then!!" Tenji yelled out and Sakumo and Fugance starred.
"Is she?" They asked.
"Well,...sorta..not really but my dad wants me to be with her." I said as my blush faded.
"Oh,...Then this girl must be part of something special or of some strong clan, right?" Koyuki asked.
"You're half right. She's really strong and talented in the cursed seal." I said to them.
"So she's Jugo's daughter if she's talented in the cursed seal." Itachi said.
"Yep. She's Jugo-sensei's daughter and also my other teammate." I said.
"Jugo-sensei?" Sasuke asked.
"Yeah. Suigetsu-san, Karin-chan, Jugo-san, Orochimaru-sama, Kabuto-san, and Dad are all my senseis." I explained.
"So who are all of your teammates?" Shikamaru asked.
"Well there's Suigetsu Jr., Karina and Yugi. They're my only teammates, for now." I said and Ino, Ten Ten, Koyuki, Sakura, and Hinata all left to get money to go to the mall.
"Come on. We are leaving now." Ino said.
"I don't have to go, right mom?" A small boy asked.
"No, Asuma. Unless you want to go?" Ino said.
"Shopping is such a drag. I'd rather not." He said as he crossed his arms.
"Fine. Let's go now, girls!" Sakura said.
"Bye girls!" I said and ran to my supposedly father. Itachi protected me as the women ran toward us.
"He doesn't want to go. Let him stay." Naruto covered.
"Not a chance!" Koyuki said as she gripped my wrist and I began to cry.
"Now look what you've done!!" Itachi yelled but smirked for he knew my plan.
"I'm so sorry!!! I didn't mean to!!!" Koyuki apoligized.
"You don't have to go then. We'll just buy you whatever is in your size." Ino said as the women and girls left the room.
"Awesome acting!!" Naruto said as I smirked in triumph.
"It's nothing." I said, nonchantly.
"I knew he was my nephew from the moment I saw him." Sasuke said as he grabbed a sake bottle from a refrigerator in the room.
"We celebrate!" Kiba said as he poured sake for everyone but the smaller children.
"What about me?" I asked and they starred at me.
"You drink?" Naruto asked.
"Yeah. My dad always lets me after an assasination." I said and they gave me sake.
"Man, your dad must let you do whatever you want." Matroni stated.
"Sure does. I can even be out with a girl until five am." I said as I drank the sake.
"Really?" Itachi asked.
"Yeah. I have the life is what most of the kids say." I stated.
"Kouga-teme must be crazy to let you be out with a girl until morning." Shikamaru said.
"I guess so. But I really don't care. As long as I get to drink sake while I'm out, I'm happy!" I yelled.
"But then you'd be drunk with a girl. What do you do with a girl at five in the morning, anyways?" Naruto asked.
"She helps me with the cursed seal and because I'm drunk, it's easier to activate." I told them.
"Then you're out with that Yugi girl. Right?" Itachi asked.
"Yeah. She doesn't take advantage, if that's what you want to know." I said.
"We did. Thanks for answering it without us having to ask." Sasuke said as he looked over to the children discussing something.
"Daddy, can Sasquehonno not be called Sasquehonno since he's a girl now?" Matroni asked.
"That's up to him." Naruto said answered him.
"Hey Sasquehonno-kun! Matroni-kun and I talked about what your new girl name should be! What do you think about Kin?" Tenji asked me.
"Blech!!" I yelled.
"Winnie?" Matroni asked.
"Choking!" I yelled and drank more sake.
"Jamie?" Tenji said.
"Someone call a doctor!" I yelled again.
"Fine! What do you want to be called then?" They finally asked.
" How about Linoone?" I asked.
"Wow. Better that what I said!" Tenji said.
"Hi, Linoone!" Matroni yelled.
"Now leave me to my business." I said and they walked off to join the rest.
"So tell us about this Yugi girl." Itachi said.
"I've been dying to know who could capture an assasins heart besides Koyuki!" Naruto said and everyone laughed at what he ment. Itachi and Koyuki were together and Itachi was a S-Class criminal.
"Well, Yugi isn't like most girls. She's not girly but she's not a tom boy. She's not obsessed about her looks. She tries mostly to become stronger. Karina makes fun of her because of this. Yugi ignores what she says and practices more on her jutsus. She can beat Karina ten times without breaking a sweat. And she doesn't even need to activate her seal while fighting Sui or Karina. Mostly, she activates the seal on missions and when she fights with the adults." I began to explain.
"She sounds like your type." Shikamaru said.
"My dad says the same thing." I told them.
"So has your dad tought you anything about the Kaguya bloodline?" Itachi asked.
"Yep. I can beat him without having to activate my seal." I boasted.
"What seal do you have?" Sasuke asked.
"I have the Earth seal." I stated.
"Are you planning on staying for a while?" Naruto asked as Kiba poured more sake for us.
"I can only stay for two days. Like my dad said, I have a mission." I stated and drank my sake.
"But you'll come and visit. Right?" Kiba asked.
"Sure. I'd be lonely if I didn't." I stated and they all smirked.
"What about Yugi? She'll be lonely if you're not there." Sasuke said with a smirk on his face.
"She could take the pain of losing." I said and drank all my sake. We laughed.
"Don't you get drunk?" Shikamaru asked.
"I'm used to celebrating. No I usually don't." I said and yawned.
"Guess you didn't sleep much." Itachi noticed.
"I never sleep. And when I do I have nightmares about my demon." I told him.
"We're back!" The women yelled as they came back into the room.
"And look what we bought!" Ino yelled as she showed me the clothes.
"Go try them on!" Sakura yelled as she pushed me into the bathroom with the bags of clothes.
"I hate my new body!" I yelled as I came out.
I came out wearing a lavender tank top with black cherry blossoms falling down from a black cherry blossom tree. I had on tight black jeans with a purple rose on the left leg. It had a belt that had a rose on it. They had also bought me FuBu shoes. They were completely black but had purple diamonds on the sides. Sakura had came in and put make-up on me. I had on black eyeliner with lavender eyeshadow. My lips were still the light pink color. My nails were colored black after the manicure Sakumo and Fugance gave me. They were still long though.
"I think you look adorable!" Koyuki said.
"I think you look like a babe!!" Matroni yelled as the others snickered.
"Shut up, Matroni!!" Fugance and Sakumo yelled.
"Now let's take you out to show off that look of yours!" Sakumo said as she grabbed my hand. I yanked away quickly.
"Watch it! I just got a manicure!" I said looking over my nails.
"Wow! She really has become a girl!" Tenji yelled.
"Come on!" Sakumo yelled as she and Fugance pulled me out the room. We left to go out into the real world.