Chapter 4: The Fellowship of Paladins (ps. the funny chapter lol)
Manticore woke up the next morning feeling down in the dumps while some1 walked over and was pointing an arrow at him. "who r u an here?" "im Manticore, and i found something in a chest and.." "whoa whoa whoa!u wat?no one has opened that chest in 1,200 years!some ppl say its cursed man!" he stopped pointing the arrow and picked Manticore up "the names Cmeister of the Fellowship of Paladins" "the wat?" asked Manticore "the Fellowship of Paladins, or F-O-P for short, plus im the leader of the clan" then Manticore started going beserk like having a ...NERVOUS BREAKDOWN?! (like u do on The Sims 2 lol) Manticore flopped on the floor and started putting his finger to his mouth and going bbbzzbbbblllzzbzbzbllzzz lol. Cmeister didn't no wat to do but he dragged him to his clan hall and every1 was like, "dude wtf, y u bring a retarded b**** like him? he does act retarded right?" "umm every1 meet...Manticore" he welcomed him to the clan but every1 was like , eww im not gonna touch him, hes mental. Cmeister layed him on a bed and tried to wake him up. "DUDE IM TRYING TO HAVE A NERVOUS BREAKDOWN HERE!" yelled Manticore "alright alright...wait wat were u doing?" asked Cmeister "i just said it!bcuz that chest gave me an electric shock and put me into a trance!wat? wat did i say?!i forgot wat happened at the temple ok?" complained Manticore "umm...ok ill just introduce u to the clan members of the FOP, this is Sir Stiglets, the punisher and sometimes hilarious of the bunch, Avilame, the clan clown and immature dude of Maximillion,Spikey, hes cool, hes very athletic and active, while Spongjaws over here is really...really...well put it this way hes very retarded and dumbest of the group, he needs to train alot ." "HEY!IM NOT DUMB IM DUMBER!" yelled Spongjaws "well hello there!" Avilame slapped a sign of Manticore's a** saying "KICK ME!" while Stiglets kicked it lol! "OW STOP DAT U RETARD!" yelled Manticore "nah nah nah nah nAHH!" yelled Sir Stiglets as they chased each other in circles around the room "GET A GRIP!" complained Cmeister "but i was just starting to have fun!" "NO BUTTS NOW GET YO A**ES OUTSIDE AND TRAIN!now u can actually tell that they need training and they sometimes dont no how to handle themselves, meaning taking a lick too much of a d**k"yelled Cmeister "lol then do u no about the prophecy?" asked Manticore "umm a little but i dont no much, i could help u along the way if u wanted!" "sure thanks!so The Seeker told me to find clues around the place so we better start looking in bushes" said Manticore "ok" so they started searching and searching until dawn when Manticore was getting sleepy and fell to the night manticore had a dream that som1 on a donkey wud give him all the clues he needed to do the next trial, so Manticore woke up the next morning and Cmeister served some pheseant meat for walked out to the road and saw a stand with a sombrero guy riding a donkey, and ran towards him. "have u seen a seeker anywhere?" asked Manticore "well surya pretty boy!he told me to give u this letter of chores!" "THANK YOU!" Manticore ran back to the clan hall "HEY THAT WUD B 5GP!...damn.." Manticore busted thru the double doors and told Cmeister the news "i have found the clues!" "ah, those chores look difficult, u want my clan to come with?" asked Cmeister "of course any kind of help would b grateful!" in a hurry they grabbed their food,potions, and equipment and headed on the journey to Karamja Volcano, to kill the lava demon, Un'ethank Telorie.