I got another idea and wrote a new chapter! Sorry about the lack of updates, I've had a horrible case of writers block for some time now. This chapter has more sex jokes so if you can't stand PG humor then... I'm making fun of Dan a lot too... :P
Oh well, Enjoy anyways!
Disclaimer: I own NONE of the characters...I just embarrass them...

"And that is how you get laid." Chuck finished. He was trying to "teach" Nate how to get a girl in Victrola. He pulled away from the stripper's mouth to finish explaining.
"No Chuck, that is how you get dumped. I have a girlfriend remember? And that is not how to get a girl, that is how to buy a prostitute."
"You haven't had sex with Blair for what? A year? I'm trying to help you Nathanial. If you don't get a girl in bed soon, I'm going to think that you're gay."
Nate scowled, and turned to down his drink, trying to ignore his company.
"Ok Nathanial, I was hoping it wouldn't come to this but even Serena is more fun than you now. You are 17 going on 40." He paused to think, "Now that I think about it, Dorota might be more fun. At least she can bring me my scotch. While with you, I might as well be hanging out with a rock."
Nate ignored Chuck and grabbed a bottle of scotch which he slowly opened to pour the contents over his friend.
"Happy?" Nate asked, annoyed that he allowed Chuck to drag him here.
Chuck ignored the soaking state of his clothes and just lead a random stripper into a back room, dropping his wet clothing along the way and mumbling "hell yes".
Nate looked outside and saw Serena with Dan, walking along the dark sidewalk so he smiled and went outside to greet them.
"Hey Dan-"
"I'M NOT BI OK?!?!"
"Huh?"
Serena looked at Nate apologetically, explaining that the Gossip Girl fans were getting on Dan's nerves. They assumed that Dan had a crush on Bart Bass and had a one night stand with Chuck while using Serena as a cover.
"How does that even make sense again?" Nate asked.
"I don't know, I find it to be kind of funny actually. I told Dan it would blow over, but then a fan heard me, misunderstood me and thought I said he wanted to give Chuck a blowjob. Dan is now really paranoid and he's starting to act stupid."
Dan gave her an exasperated look and groaned.
"I'm not paranoid, and I'm acting perfectly normal."
"You just announced to Nate your sexuality after he greeted you."
Dan muttered out, "Why me?"
"Just remember, it could always be worse." Serena told him.
"How can this get worse exactly?"
"I don't know, your family could have believed Gossip Girl and abandoned you."
"Thanks, that makes me feel so much better." He said, his words dripping with sarcasm, "I'm going home before what's left of my social life is ruined altogether."
"Well, on the bright side, you didn't have much of a social life before anyways."
Dan mumbled something along the lines of "thanks" and called a cab to go home while Serena walked back home with Nate.

So I'm pretty sure that at this stage, many of you think I am retarded. And yes, I think I am retarded too. I got this idea out of nowhere. I really love all my reviews! I'm sorry that I don't reply to most of them but mostly, I just have nothing to say. Now for some extra news. I started a new project that is a Romance/Drama and it's S/N. It's called "Addiction" and it's the result of the poll I put up a month ago so if you want you can go check that out. This fic will become my side project because I don't have a real plot for it. I also got nominated for Ms Twitter Canada! I'm only a couple spots away from the top 20 so if you guys don't mind, could you please go to (link in my profile) and vote for me? I REALLY want to get into the top 20(my username on Twitter is the same as the one here, Sammy6618). So yea, that's enough shameless promoting, remember to review and tell me what you thought of this chapter and I'll try to write out another one ASAP(p.s sorry about the short chapter, but extending it would make the humor go away).
Thank you SO much for reading!
-Sammy6618