WARNING: LANGUAGE. Hidan says at least 2 cuss words in almost every sentence.
Hidan and Kakuzu
"One hundred and two, one hundred and three..." Kakuzu counted the money from his latest bounty. "Oh yes, this one was definitely worth it." He said greedily as he kept counting. He sat in the dark kitchen with a candle on the table to barely light up what he was doing. Kakuzu wore a green shirt with the words 'Money CAN buy happiness' printed across the chest. And black pajama bottoms with dollar signs printed on them. He heard the door to Hidan's room open and looked up to see Hidan come out with his hair sticking out in all directions, three kunai in his chest and two in his back, he was wear a 'Jashin is my home boy' t-shirt and grey pants with the Jahin symbol printed all over them. "Jesus Christ, Hidan. One day you're going to give me a heart attack when you come out looking like that."
"Oh fuck off, you have five hearts it's not like you can't spare one of them. God damn it's fucking cold in here. Kakuzu, you fucking tight wad, did you not pay the damn electric bill?" Hidan growled at him.
"Candles are less expensive." Kakuzu told him.
"God damn fucking tight ass bastard. It's fucking freezing in here and your spitting out bullshit about candles and shit. What the hell, Kakuzu? You're such a fuck head." Hidan growled as he went into the bathroom. "God fucking damn it! Where the fucking hell is the fucking water? You fucking turned it off didn't you, you god damn shit head!" Hidan yelled glaring at Kakuzu.
"We don't need water." Kakuzu said.
"Fuck you, you dip shit! What the fuck are you fucking talking about? Everyone fucking needs water, dumb ass! I fucking need water so I can fucking bathe! Just because you're a fucking Neanderthal who doesn't fucking understand the need to take a god damn bath every once in a fucking while doesn't mean you can give me this fucking bull shit about not needing the god damn water. You're such a bitch!" Hidan yelled at him.
"Maybe if you weren't such a masochist you wouldn't need to bathe as much. Which, by the way, you're bleeding all over the carpet. I'm not paying to clean it, it's coming out of your paycheck." Kakuzu said.
"Fuck you, Kakuzu. This is part of my ritual for Jashin-sama. If you converted instead of staying the blasphemous heathen that you are, you would understand it's importance. And as for the carpet, fuck that. I'm not fucking paying for it especially if you wound' fucking pay for the damn electricity. No one is going to fucking see it, so to hell with you." Hidan said.
"Sorry, Hidan, I like my money too much to convert to your false religion." Kakuzu said. Hidan growled.
"Fuck you, dick face! Jashin-sama will deliver his judgment to you. Just fucking wait." Hidan said going back into the bathroom. "What the hell? Fucking stupid hair gel! Where the hell did all my god damn hair gel go?" Hidan said angrily. He came out of the bathroom smoothing his hair down the best he could. "I need some money to go get some more hair gel." Hidan said.
"I know you have some in there. I just bought you some last week." Kakuzu said.
"Like hell am I using that cheep ass generic shit you bought me, bitch. Give me some fucking money so I can by some god damn hair gel." Hidan growled.
"I'm not wasting my money because you're too spoiled to use the cheep kind of hair gel that works just as well." Kakuzu said.
"Yeah, well, fuck you, I'll get it myself." Hidan said grabbing a handful of money from the table. Out of nowhere Kakuzu produced a long knife and cut Hidan's head off.
"Let go of the money." Kakuzu said.
"God damn it, Kakuzu! What the fuck did you do that for? Asshole, cutting off my head like that." Hidan growled, glaring up at Kakuzu from the floor. Kakuzu picked up Hidan's head. "Ow, damn it, don't pull so hard on my hair, it fucking hurts." Hidan growled.
"Shut up." Kakuzu said.
"Well, come on then, bitch, put my head back on." Hidan said. Kakuzu ignored Hidan and went into the bathroom. "What the fuck are you doing? My body is in there, dumb ass." Hidan's head was set on the sink. Kakuzu pulled out the bottle of hair gel and started to put it in Hidan's hair. "Oh fuck no. You did not just put that shit in my hair. I'll fucking kill you, Kakuzu!"
"Shut up. You're annoying me." Kakuzu said. Hidan growled as Kakuzu finished.
"I'm gonna hit you so fucking hard when you put my head back on my body." Hidan said.
"Who said I was going to do that?" Kakuzu asked leaving Hidan's head in the sink.
"Damn it, Kakuzu! Get the fuck back here and put my fucking head on my fucking body right this fucking second!" Hidan screamed.
"I don't think so." Kakuzu said.
"Jashin will deliver his judgment for this offense!" Hidan yelled from the sink. Kakuzu turned to face Hidan and laughed.
"I'm so scared." Kakuzu said. He turned back around and ran into the door frame.
"Ha! Owned, bitch!" Hidan laughed.
Hidan amuses me. I actually find their partnership/ friednship/ relationship/ whatever amusing because i think these two truly hate eachother and are forced to work with eachother. and Kakuzu got owned. haha.