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BPOV

That has to be the worst dare I have ever done in my entire life. Alice kept saying that it could have been worse, though. Something about Edward and the seventies...

After having to dress up as an elf, and sing Christmas carols in July, I needed a good dare. And how can I come up with a dare when I don't even know who to dare yet? I can dare Rosalie for all the times she's been mean to me, but I'm on a little bit of better terms with her, and if I'm going to be her sister for the rest of eternity I don't want to screw things up with her.

I could also dare Jasper, but if my dare got him mad or pissed off, then everyone else would be in a bad mood. I could also dare him to get back at Alice, but that would just make her have to dare someone else again, and that wasn't really fair to everyone else.

And then there's Emmett. I could dare him but we all know that he's last. If we make him last, there's no chance that he'll take it all out on us through dares that are even more crazy than a cross-dressing, phone number-getting adventure. And I have never heard of any dare crazier than that. He won't be able to get us back, not in this game anyways.

I think my best bet would be to go with Jasper. If I went with Rosalie, she would give me grief for centuries, and I didn't exactly want to spend my entire existence putting up with that. If I went with Emmett, he's more likely to want to get me back one way or another. It may be days from now, it may be months from now, but I peg Emmett as the sort of person who would have some sort of revenge plotted for me.

And what was I supposed to dare Jasper, now that I knew who I was daring?

There are lots of things... OH! I got it!

"Well," I said, "now that that's over, I dare...Jasper."

I have to admit, I don't think that Jasper was too surprised. He wasn't blind, so he obviously knew why I picked him as opposed to my other two options. I also don't think he was very scared of what I would do to him, considering that he probably thought of me as the weak human. But he wouldn't be thinking that for long, though. Wait till he heard my dare.

"Jasper, I dare you to walk around Forks in a bikini with high heels and makeup on, while wearing a wig" I proclaimed. I was actually surprised at myself for being able to come up with something like that.

Jasper's jaw fell to the floor, and Emmett was laughing so loud I would be surprised if they couldn't hear him in Canada. Edward and Rosalie were both snickering, but I wanted to see Alice's reaction. For a second, she was just shocked, but then her eyes lit up, probably from the fact that she would be able to pull out some more designer wear and use makeup again.

Today was also the perfect day for my dare. Since it was mid-July, Jasper would be able to get away with the whole bikini thing easier, even though it still wasn't all that hot. It was also the perfect day because, although it wasn't sunny, it also wasn't raining, by some miracle. It was overcast, just cloudy enough for no sun, but also just hot enough for no one to be suspicious, even though it wasn't exactly swimsuit weather. But the temperature didn't really matter that much in the end though, because we could just explain it was a dare.

"Oh! Oh, oh!! Jazzy, let me pick out your bikini and heels! And I want to do your makeup, too!!!" Alice gushed, already grabbing Jasper's hand and pulling him upstairs. When they came down a few minutes later, no one could contain themselves anymore. Emmett and Rosalie fell back onto the floor laughing, while I slumped over into Edward's chest. I could feel his chest shaking from all his laughter, and my stomach started to hurt from all my laughter. Even after we all got back into the car again, we were still laughing. Even Alice was chuckling, and Jasper still looked like he was humiliated and in disbelief. (A/N: Link to picture of bikini and wig in profile, along with Edward's outfit and Bella's elf-suit. Onward march...)

We all decided that Jasper should go in the convenience store first, and parade around the aisles. I didn't really think Jasper wanted to do this dare at all, even for a good laugh, but our enthusiasm and eagerness was rubbing off on him, literally.

Jasper got out of the car and went into the store. He made a big scene about walking in and parading down the aisles. Several customers just stared at him and quickly moved out of the way if he came anywhere near where they were. Jasper was getting so into the dare that he decided to throw in something extra.

He did a little walk and shook his butt up to the cash register. Low and behold, the cashier was Eric Yorkie. Eric dropped the magazine he was reading when he got an eyeful of Jasper in his polka dot bikini, red wig, and 5-inch pumps. I slumped into Edward, and Emmett looked like he would have a brain aneurism – if that were possible – from laughing so hard. Rosalie had her face buried in her hands, while Alice was clutching at her sides to keep from falling over.

"Hey Eric, I'm Jazzalina. I was wondering, are you busy Friday? Jazzalina needs some new man candy!" Jasper said in a voice that he purposely made sound like he was trying too hard to sound sexy. He was also twirling the red hair on his wig.

"Uh, I... I'm b-busy on Fr-Friday... err, SECURITY!!" Eric stuttered. Jasper put on an expression of mock hurt and stormed out of the store. The security guard gave him a weird look, and then motioned at our laughing heap to leave the store.

Jasper also did his routine for Mike Newton, who was just leaving Newton's Outfitters. While Jasper fluttered his eyelashes, winked, and smiled at him, Mike just blushed and said that he'd rather not go out with him. Jasper acted like he was heartbroken and said, "Well, fine then! Jazzalina is too good for you, anyway!!" With that, he went back to the car.

Before we went back to the Cullen's house, Edward decided to stop at Tyler Crowley's house. Apparently, he didn't have any plans this Saturday, so he answered the door. He nearly tripped over his own feet – something I would have most definitely done – and just closed the door. His horrified expression was enough of an answer. Much to his disappointment, Jasper was still free Friday night.

The entire ride back, the Volvo was shaking from our laughter – especially Emmett's. Jasper was even laughing a little, too, but only because of our emotions. When we stopped in the driveway, Jasper was already in the door. By the time I made it inside, he was no longer Jazzalina. He was wearing normal guy clothes, and was no longer covered in makeup, or wearing that redhead wig.

"No offense Jasper, but Alice, I would burn that swimsuit if I were you," Rosalie said.

"Oh, don't worry," Alice replied, "I was getting rid of it anyway. It is so last season." Alice and her fashion. I just hope she doesn't drag me shopping with her to get clothes that are 'this season'...

"OH! Which remind me, Bella, you're due for another shopping trip!" Alice squealed. I just groaned.

"Alice, I thought Edward was the mind reader," I said, hoping to distract her from planning a shopping trip with me for clothes I didn't need.

"Of course he is silly!" Alice said. I doubt I swayed her from taking me shopping. I'll just have to endure...

"If you two are done, I wanna know what Jazzie-poo dares somebody!" Emmett whined. Gosh, he was so impatient.

"Let's continue the game before Emmett makes a hole in the floor," Edward said, while eyeing Emmett jumping up and down and shrieking like a little girl.

Saving Emmett from Esme's wrath if he made a hole in the floor, Jasper said, "I dare..."

A/N: MWA HA HA HA!!! CLIFFY!

Well, I wanna say a big thanks to all those who review – THANK YOU!!!! – and I wanna beg those who don't to take five seconds and tell me what you thought – pretty please with a cherry on top?? I also wanna ask you to think of a dare you would like to see either Emmett or Rosalie do. Just add it into your review. Make it crazy and funny, and tell me who you'd like to see do it. I promise to give you props in my next update. Also – and I promise this really long A/N is almost over – could you please make Emmett's a MEGA DARE? Last thing: my next story will be a pre-Twilight one on what happened to Eddiekinz in the seventies!!