So a whole semester has passed and I haven't updated anything…..well I suck. Okay…I'm majorly sorry for the lack of attention. *begs on hands and knees for forgiveness* I did decide however that since I have a little time today that I'm writing today.

So I've re-read this finally and I had MAJOR errors in the story....hopefully it's all fixed now. It's a little hard to get this out to you with no beta...but alas is my life. Let me know if their are any more errors....I hate having errors in my writing.

Okay, enough of my rambling……ON WITH THE STORY!!!!!

DISCLAIMER: Twilight is in no way, shape, or form mine. It actually belongs to the goddess Stephenie Meyer. 10 Things I Hate About You isn't mine either. It was actually written by Karen McCullah Lutz and Kristen Smith. Can we just stop rubbing it in already??

Chapter 4-I'm sure you've thought about me naked

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Bella was washing her face in bathroom sink when Rosalie entered behind her.

"Have you ever considered a new look? I mean, seriously, you could have some definite potential buried under all this hostility." Rosalie said earning a pointed look from Bella.

"I'm not hostile. I'm annoyed." Bella retorted as she searched for a clean towel to dry her face in.

"Why don't you try being nice? People wouldn't know what to think." Rosalie said handing her the towel.

"You forget. I don't care what people think."

"Yes you do."

"No I don't." Bella said hinting that the conversation was over. "You don't always have to be who they want you to be, you know."

"I happen to like being adored, thank you." She said with a smug look upon her face.

Bella began to glare at Rosalie when her eyes came across Rosalie's neck. "Where'd you get the pearls?"

"They're mom's" Rosalie replied looking fondly upon them.

Outraged, Bella stormed out of the bathroom. "And you've been what? Hiding them for 3 years?" She accused.

Not understanding the reason for Bella's anger Rosalie began to become angry herself. "No. Daddy found them in a drawer last week."

"So you're just gonna start wearing them now?"

"It's not like she's coming back to claim them. And besides, they look good on me."

With a malicious glare, Bella marched over to her bedroom door. "Trust me. They don't." She said before slamming the door on an outraged Rosalie.

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"Nice ride. Vintage fenders." Edward said leaning against Bella's front fender as she left the convenience store.

"Are you following me?" She said with an over exaggerated sigh.

"I was in the Laundromat. I saw your car. I came over to say hi." Edward said with a smile. Bella stared at him for a moment before deciding to answer.

"Hi." Bella made a reach towards the door. In a split second Edward slid over, blocking her way.

"Not a big talker, huh?" Not used to girls being so hard to talk to, Edward tried to make small talk.

"Depends on the topic. My fenders don't really whip me into a verbal frenzy." Bella replied sarcastically. Getting impatient, she pulled her arms across her chest in attempt to look menacing.

Noticing her stance, Edward stared at Bella intently for a moment. "You're not afraid of me, are you?" He said generally interested in her disinterest.

"Afraid of you? Why would I be afraid of you?

"Well, most people are." He said matter-of-fact.

"Well, I'm not," she said, challenging him with a hard glare.

"Well, maybe you're not afraid of me," He began before a devilish smile spread throughout his face. "But I'm sure you've thought about me naked, huh?" Edward winked causing Bella to scoff.

"Am I that transparent? I want you, I need you, Oh baby, oh baby." She said sarcastically while opening the door and pushing him out of the way. Bella hurried over to her car and hastily shut her door. As she began to pull out of the parking spot, Mike pulls up in his sports car and blocks her rear while parking, trapping her in. Mike got out and headed towards the stores. "What is it? Asshole day?" She muttered to herself. Poking her head out the window, Bella shouted, "Hey! Do you mind?"

"Not at all." Mike replied as he continued on into the store. Bella stared at him with a look of disbelief before backing up her car fast into Mike's sports car. Edward watched the entire scene unfold from inside the store window with a delighted grin as Mike rushed past him towards his car.

"You bitch!" he exclaimed.

"Whoops." Bella sarcastically replied with a feigned look of innocence.

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Charlie paced the house back and forth fuming. Bella looked up at him while sitting calmly on the couch.

"Whoops?! My insurance does not cover PMS." Charlie finally shouted after a silent five minutes of pacing.

"Well, then tell them I had a seizure."

"Is this about Sarah Lawrence? Are you punishing me because I want you to stay close to home?" he said exasperated as he plopped down on the couch.

"Aren't you punishing me because mom left?" Bella shot out.

"You think you could leave her out of this?"

"Fine. Then stop making my decisions for me." She exclaimed as she abruptly stood from the couch. Bella had the sudden urge to get away from him. She began to the other side of the room.

"I'm your father. That's my right." Charlie said as he looked up at her.

"So what I want doesn't matter?"

"You're eighteen. You don't know what you want. And you won't know what you want until you're forty-five. And if you get it, you'll be too old to use it."

"I want to go to an East Coast school! I want you to trust me to make my own choices. And I want you to stop trying to control my life just because you can't control yours." Bella shouted. She looked at her father and gave him a look of disbelief from his earlier statement.

"Oh yeah? Well you know what I want..." Charlie began. His beeper went off. Bringing it up to his eyes, he looked at it briefly before replacing it on his belt. "We'll continue this later."

"Can't wait," she said rolling her eyes. As Bella left the room, she was stopped suddenly by an extremely angry Rosalie with the phone gripped in her hand.

"Did you just maim Mike's car?"

"Yeah," Bella said, a small smile forming upon her face. "Looks like you're gonna have to take the bus."

"Has the fact that you're completely psycho to escape your attention?" Rosalie half screamed as Bella walked away. "Daddy!" she screamed.

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Edward shut his locker and began to turn towards his next class when he was met with Mike's angry face glaring at him.

"When I shell out fifty, I expect results." He said in attempt to be tough.

"Yeah, I'm on it." Edward said as he began to brush past Mike.

Grabbing onto his shirt, Mike pulled Edward back. "Watching the bitch violate my car doesn't count as a date." A smile formed on Edwards face as he recalled the damage she had caused. Edward grabbed Mike's wrist that had the hand that held his shirt causing Mike to open his hand suddenly. Stepping back Mike began once more. "If you don't get any, I don't get any. Let's go get some." Mike turned in the opposite direction and began to walk away.

"I just upped my price" Edward suddenly called out. Mike stopped suddenly and turned.

" What?"

"A hundred bucks a date. In advance." Edward clarified.

"Forget it."

"Forget her sister, then." He challenged. Mike thought for a moment before peeling another fifty out of his wallet.

"You better hope you're as smooth as you think you are, Cullen." He said as Edward took the money with a smile on his face.

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Jasper and Emmett entered shop class. They stood towards the back, eyeing up Edward.

"Go." Emmett nudged.

"No, you go." Jasper whispered to Emmett.

"I went before." He whined as Jasper pushed him towards Edward. Emmett made his way to where Edward was working.

"We know what you're trying to do, with Bella Swan." Emmett said to Edward.

Stopping what he was doing, Edward glanced up at Emmett. "Is that right? And what do you plan to do about it?"

"Help you out," he answered.

"Why's that?"

Jasper appeared suddenly by Emmett's side. "The situation is, my man Emmett here" he said gesturing towards Emmett. "Has a major jones for Rosalie Swan."

"What is it with this chick? She have beer flavored nipples?"

" Hey!" Emmett cried. Jasper glared at him to be quite.

"I think I speak correctly when I say that Emmett's love is pure. Purer than say – Mike Newton's." Jasper said.

"Look. I'm in on this for the cash. Newton can plow whoever he wants." Edward continued.

"Okay. There will be no plowing!" Emmett yelled.

" Edward, uh, Ed. Let me explain something you here. We set this whole thing up so Emmett can get the girl. Emmett. Mike's just a pawn." Jasper elaborated.

"So you two are gonna help me tame the wild beast?" Edward said looking at them in disbelief.

"We'll do some research. We'll find out what she likes. We are your guys." Jasper finished with a large grin.

"And he means that in a strictly non-prison-movie type of way." Emmett clarified.

"Let's start here. Now, Friday night. Eric Yorkie is having a party. It's the perfect opportunity." Jasper began.

"Opportunity for what?" Edward asked.

"For you to take out Bella." Jasper continued.

"I'll think about it." Edward said before he walked away leaving Jasper and Emmett grinning at each other.

"And for a little payback. This is gonna be some party." Jasper said turning towards Emmett with a party invitation. The party invitation advertised a 'wine and cheese' party. Soon enough the invitation read 'free beer,' 'don't call,' and 'just show up.' Eric's address ran across the bottom.

"Let's do this." Jasper said as he and Emmett both took a handful of the new fliers and dumped them down the school stairwell. Various students' hands reached out and grabbed them as they fell.

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Mike and Rosalie are by Mike's locker with the door wide open. Inside the locker he grabs two identical glamour model photos. The only difference was the color of the shirts; one black and the other white.

"Okay now, this is important. Which do you like better?" Mike asked. He held up the pictures, one in each hand. Rosalie looked at them both for a moment.

"Um, I think I like the white shirt better." She said causing Mike to nod his head thoughtfully.

"Yeah. It's more..." Mike trailed off in attempt to look for the appropriate word.

"Pensive?" Rosalie offered.

"Damn. I was going for thoughtful. So, you going to Eric Yorkie's thing on Friday night?"

"Yeah. I might." She said with a coy smile. Mike gave Rosalie his best flirtatious smile.

"Good, 'cause, you know, I'm not gonna bother if you won't be there." He said as the class bell rang. "See you there."

"Okay." She replied.

"Bye." He said as she walked away. Turning once more towards the mirror in his locker he winked at himself and then unhappily adjusted an out-of-place hair.

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Emmett and Rosalie were walking together alone. Emmett glanced towards Rosalie before attempting to make conversation.

"So have you heard about Eric Yorkie's party?"

"Yes. And I really, really, really wanna go, but I can't. Not unless my sister goes." She said with a pout.

"Yeah I know. I'm workin' on that. But so far she's not goin' for my guy." He stopped suddenly causing Rosalie to stop. "She's not a…"

"KD Lang fan? No. I found a picture of Jared Leto in her drawer once, so I'm pretty sure she's not harboring same-sex tendencies." Rosalie said as she began walking once more.

"Okay. So that's the kind of guy she likes? Pretty guys?"

"I don't know. All I've ever heard her say is that she'd die before dating a guy that smokes."

"Okay. All right. What else?" Emmett continued while committing that piece of information to memory.

"You're asking me to investigate the inner workings of my sister's twisted mind? I don't think so." Rosalie scoffed.

"Well nothing else has worked. I mean, we need to go behind enemy lines here." Emmett said continuing their pleasant walk.

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So that's it kiddies. Nine pages of Twilight goodness. You'll all be happy to know that I might ACTUALLY start a regular updating schedule. I'll try to get Chapter Five out by next Friday but you guys might have to wait until the semester is over 'cause finals start soon. Love you guys majorly and I do promise I won't let the story get this neglected again…..it's becoming much to dear to me.

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