4
"Ok. Which one of you was it?" Sasori asked the room full of Akatsuki. The only ones missing were Deidara and Pein and Konan.
"What did you do now?" Kiaame asked Hidan.
"Why's it got to be me?" Hidan exclaimed receiving a glare from Kakuzu. "It could be Swirly over there. I don't give half the trouble he does for f sake."
"Tobi is not Swirly!" the masked man exclaimed in an appalled tone. "Tobi is a good boy."
"What exactly are you accusing us off?" Kisame asked.
"Which one of you pathetic ingrates got Deidara so angry he won't talk?"
Silence.
"...You actually care." Kisame commented wide eyed.
"Fuck me." Hidan said in wonder.
"I don't care." Sasori protested
"I thought you liked him being quiet. He shut up now what's the big deal?" Zetsu asked switching light and dark with each sentence.
"You don't get it." Sasori protested folding his arms now.
"Nope. You don't like him talking and now he isn't talking." Kisame said with a vague wave of his hand and frowning face. "Don't see the problem there."
"Neither do I." Itachi added
"Tobi wants cookies!"
"Shut up bitch!" Hidan growled throwing a book at him. Tobi dodged the book easily.
"You guys don't even try to change the subject. You won't understand anyway." Sasori said with a roll of his eyes.
"We can't if you don't tell us." white Zetsu stated and was quickly followed by black. "We ain't mind readers."
"Let me make it plain and simple." Sasori said becoming to show his irritation. "Nobody and I mean nobody is to lay a hand on or be excessively mean to or insult Deidara except me. He is my partner and mine to slap, insult, argue with or punish how I please. None of you touch him and don't you insult him more than you usually do Uchiha. He is mine."
Silent staring for a very long moment.
"Damn man!" Hidan's comment finally broke the silence.
"Don't worry we, won't touch what's 'yours' again." Kisame said with a suggestive look that went perfectly with Hidan's lewd look. Sasori's eyes went wide at the innuendo. Kisame and Hidan cackled indecently at his horrified look. Itachi smiled slightly.
"But Tobi loves sempai!" Tobi exclaimed at the thought of not being able to hug Deidara again.
"This is all rather unexpected." Zetsu commented.
"That is not what I meant!" Sasori said defensively.
"He doesn't know, does he?" Kisame teased.
"Don't worry we won't tell him about your filthy little fantasies of bending him over and-"
"I believe those are your fantasies." Itachi cut him off. Sasori's face was getting redder and redder and was rapidly approaching the colour of his hair.
"What did you say asshole?" Hidan said jumping to his feet. His scythe was already in his hands.
"You're all idiots." Kakuzu snarled halting all movement in the room. He stood to leave bringing his books with him. To think he was almost through with the financial records. He was surrounded by morons.