"Lick My Cherries"

I do not own Twilight

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Rosalie

After talking things through with the guys I drove Alice back to my place to work on Bella. Alice was buzzing honestly buzzing in her seat talking so fast, if I had not grown used to it over our years of friendship I would of lost track.

We took Bella by surprise and to be honest by force. Alice shocked even me when she took a no prisoners approach with a confused Bella who was under the impression her day would be spent crying about Edward over Austen and some of the coco beans finest.

"We are going out to get you the sexiest dress ever then Rose is going to work your curls in to shining chocolate twists. Then its us girls out for dinner, I want no more pity or stubborn heel digging Isabella. We are doing this because I have seen it" operation "butter fly pixie" was scary enough that Bella just did what we said.

After dressing our girl in a silk blue gipsy dress and silver satin ballet pumps, her hair curled and down the way Edward loves it we physically matched her in to the butter fly house.

You could hear the soft piano notes from the pathway when we pushed her through the door our eyes meeting Edward sitting at his piano dressed handsomely in a black tux, white butter fly's fluttering around all the vases of white roses and a small dinner table laid perfectly in white and silver linens.

Bella's face was so breathtaking in her shock we quickly kissed our girl before giving Edward the thumbs up, leaving the two of them to their fairytale night of love and magic.

We held a chocolate meeting 3 days later after Bella finally pulled herself away from her fiancée, it was one of the happiest we ever got to share, I was so happy for Bella. Her and Alice are more then my friend's they are my sisters.

But if I am so happy for her why am I feeling so empty and alone?

Alice keeps talking about how everything is falling in to place, how we are getting our happy endings just like she has "seen." The friend of Edward's, Jasper who pulled Alice off beating Edward has taken her out on several dates.

Alice told us after the first date in a coffee shop that when Jasper walked in she told him off for keeping her waiting and that she had seen them together for some time now. What's even more perfect is the fact that Jasper just told her he was sorry for keeping her waiting, anyone who can just accept and follow the "all seeing Tinks" was in fact meant to be with her forever.

My sisters are happy both have their perfect jobs, partners and look set for happy ever after I should be singing with the birds in the trees sharing in their happiness.

So why am I sitting here hours before joining my sisters for our chocolate and shopping meeting feeling left out, empty and alone?

The fact that Alice now has found her "prince" only reminds me just how far away my happy ever after is, I don't even have a little black book to call up a dinner or dancing date chocolate can only replace that "female need" to a point. May be its time I tried to let go of the past, the girls are moving forward with their lives perhaps I could try?

"Ok so I talked it over with Jasper and it seems Emmett is going all out tonight, from what I hear his college parties are still spoken about at the college ten years later. We better be ready for this girl's, I have been hearing about body shots, singing and naked bodies. Jasper says Emmett is the karaoke king, but I say us three can show him a thing or 3." Alice was back in to her "operation pixie" mode when she joined us at the Melting Pot.

"We better prove me right I have a lot riding on this girl's. If I win Jazz has to spend the next 3 weekends shopping but if he wins then its war museums and civil war films. I can't lose precious shopping hours of my young life walking dusty hallways." Alice shivered at the thought making us all giggle at the idea of Tinks in her Jimmy Choo's clicking around a war museum.

"Well I think that ape Emmett has met his match, Bella if you are going to be part of that family then you need to kick that monkey boy into touch. Honestly last Saturday he was assing around like a child, he just kept laughing all the time Edward really had to keep a leash on him. God only knows how he ended up running….. Let alone owning that place." I thought back to my first introduction to Edwards's big brother, however after hearing him joking about "golden balls Eddie" it made me wonder if Edward was in fact the older brother.

We spent the rest of our day buying Alice and Bella the perfect date outfits. Alice chose a 1940's pin up inspired outfit complete with seamed stockings it was just perfect on her and I lent her the perfect red lipstick to really finish the look. Bella opted for a more classic little black dress wanting to make a good impression on Edwards's parents who were also joining us to share a glass with the happy couple.

My outfit was more daring, being the only single girl left I decided to break out of my normal Saturday night wardrobe of black skirt and blouse. Instead I bought myself a "date me" outfit, a form fitting cherry red satin dress, I even spent the last of my wage on a pair of sparkly red heels well if I was going to go out there I was going to do it looking and feeling worth it.

We dressed together at my place sharing a few glasses of wine while doing each others make-up and hair.

"Ding Dong Rose! Who are you out to give a stroke? You look…, wow you always have been sexy but right now you look like Marilyn Monroe's sister" Alice was giving me a wicked smile, like the Tinks could speak "Well all I know is even if we fail to out show Emmett on the mike tonight Jasper would go anywhere, do anything with you looking like the hottest pin up, Alice your going to kill him"

I finished Bella's make up of light pink gloss and we were ready to show these "Cullen" boys just what they were up against.

Emmett

Well hulling that piano turned out to be worth busting my ass over, old "golden balls" got his happy ever after and Bella is going to be joining the Cullen's, god help that sweet girl and her blushes.

My week has been spent creating the perfect party something I have been doing since my early college years, some of the guys still talk about those nights I put together in my dorm and now of course I make a living out of doing this shit. Tonight would be my best work to date, I really want Edward and Bella to have a great time and our friends, thought what Miss Barbie queen Rosalie think is another question. No doubt her idea of a good night is sitting in some classy French place eating "fart" cheese and drinking "feet made" wine, she was in for a shock tonight it was romance and serenading "Emmett" style.

There was something missing with the Barbie, she showed no sign of being happy for Bella and Edward at all, she never even cracked a smile when we shared a drink and made plans for the proposal.

Instead she was cold and business like about the whole thing, not even the chief must have given Edward that level of interrogation. I was not one bit surprised when Edward told Jazz and me she was single, who would be stupid enough to tackle that ice queen. Edward did say something about an ex who she ran out on, but he said it was not his story to tell, that Bella had shared only a few details, from what I have seen the guy had a real lucky escape.

Alice was a whole other bag she jumped in two feet first talking at top speeds of what Bella should wear, how Edward should be dressed and with each excited hand clap I could see Jazz falling deeper and deeper under her "Pixie spell".

Jazz has taken the fairy queen out a few times over the last week, its cool and nice to see him break out of himself for once I'm happy for him but part of me just hopes he's not about to be pussy whipped like old "golden boy. Who else am I going to find to hang out with playing grand theft auto and drinking some cold ones?

The club's in house d.j. Eric turned up an hour before opening and we ran through the nights play list I would normally let him work his magic but I wanted to make sure my "legend" track was in place. The bar staff was given a full run down of the nights cocktail list, I even impressed myself with my new found "love" potions. The guys were due at 8 p. m so leaving the staff to finish setting up the bar I went to change.

My office is located at the back of the club, mum wanted to make sure I had some where to chill out during my shifts behind the bar, I work most nights and I really enjoy working the crowd showing some of the ladies my bottle twirling skills. The film Cocktail took off big time while Jazz and I were in college, we found that by being able to spin flick a vodka bottle we could get any chick we wanted plus it's a good laugh recreating the "hippie shake".

I changed into my normal Saturday night black jeans and black shirt put some gel through my curly mop to keep it tidy, old Eddie boy could use a tube of this save himself from having sex hair; chance would be a fine thing, who would think that a brother of mine would still be a virgin?

The music started to pump out around the club, people were beginning to arrive and I found my boys standing at the bar waiting for their girls.

"Hey Em, the club looks great. Thanks for throwing this together it means a lot to me and Bella, you're a cool big brother remember that" Edward handed me a beer just as Bella joined us; she was looking positively bursting with happiness.

"Hey Emmett this all looks wonderful thank you so much I am really looking forward to tonight I hear you're the man, though I feel the need to tell you that Alice has made a bet with Jazz over who is better on giving a performance. If you fail to impress then Jazz is going to shopping hell, I know I should be backing up my sisters but part of me wants to save Jazz from Gucci hell" Bella made us laugh I could just see Jazz running around behind the fairy carrying her bags like some kind of shopping mule.

The bar was getting busy so I left to help the staff, I noticed Jazz looking totally stunned when the fairy walked over to him, you had to give the pixie credit on working her magic, Alice looked hot. For a tiny chick she was going be a handful lets hope the Jazz man can keep her under control, I had yet to spot the "Ice Queen," may be we were all going to get lucky and she decided a night of drinking and karaoke were beneath her.

"Can I have one Bella blush, a Chocolate punch and Lick my Cherries please" I heard the sexy tone of the blonde ordering her drink's from Mike my senor bar tender, The naughty cocktails gave me a smile, my favourite was "Lick my Cherries" it just sounded so sexy slipping off a girls lips my week spent thinking up "romantic" cocktails was paying off. Just as I was about to tell the blonde I would love to fill her order I could not believe my eyes.

She was wearing the sexiest dress ever made, making any red blooded male forget his own name, she looked like Jessica fucking Rabbit I swear to all that is holy I nearly had a stroke.

"Well dressed like that I would offer to lick your cherries anytime, but then again I know you can pack a punch Barbie. Does your daddy know you're out dressed like that?" I flashed my most cheeky "Cullen" smile maybe she was going to lighten up a bit she had made it to the party after all.

"Just keep severing monkey boy; I'm sure one of your little groupies has a cherry or two waiting for you to pop." Nope she was still being a bitch.

Just what were Bella and Alice doing making friends with someone as cold and mean as her? Rosalie was a beautiful women but man was she as ugly as the ugly sister's on the inside. You could catch frost bite off her cold ass.

The club was buzzing everyone was having a great time, my parents had joined the guys for a drink and I was just about to take a break from the bar when Eric announced the first performance of the evening seemed Bella was right Alice was ready to give me a run for my money.

The music started as the three girls took to the stage wearing white sailor hats wiggling their hips as Barbie began to sing, "Candy man", my jaw dropped and I had to stop serving.

Trying to hold myself together was not easy, if I thought Barbie was fucking hot asking for a cocktail then my dick nearly dropped off when she sang "Makes my panties drop" the girls were wiggling their hips, their voices dripping with sex as they went on to moan, whisper "Sweet Sugar candy man….."

Edward and Jazz were just as dazzled, as soon as the girls finished they rushed the stage to reclaim their women, kissing them so hard as a way of marking their girls in front of the other men who like me were now readjusting themselves.

I noticed some "pretty boy" offer Barbie his hand as she stepped off the stage, I don't know why but for some reason I flexed my hands the sight of some guy touching her, it made me go all "cave man".

Rosalie

"Well ladies I think we just won Miss Tinks her shopping trips. That was fun I forgot how much fun this used to be. Looks like you two are in trouble, look at them all worked up." I smiled watching Edward and Jasper try to walk casually to claim their girl's. It was fun singing with my sisters we used to do it a lot have fun singing and dancing, it was the one thing I missed after Royce put a stop to it saying I was "making a fool" of myself.

Tonight for the first time in a long time I was starting to feel like the old fun loving, sexy Rose who was confident. The cute guy from the dance floor offered me his hand as I left the stage I took it and we shared a few dances.

"Ok ladies, I hope you have your fans ready because it's about to get hot in here! This next song is just for you girls from your bar tenders and host….." the lights went up over the bar as girls started screaming Alice and Bella grabbed me before rushing to the bar.

Emmett stood on the bar talking in to the mike with his back to the crowd, "You broke my heart because I couldn't dance,…… you didn't even want me around….. And now I'm back to let you know, I can really shake 'em down…." The music kicked in as his spinned round facing the crowd pulling off his shirt revealing his manly chest, my mouth fell open as I forgot my own name.

Emmett was dancing along the bar, rolling his tight hips dropping to his knees shaking his shoulders "Do you love me! Do you love me! Do you love me… now that I can dance….".

"Watch me now!"…. Jumping down he grabbed a cocktail shaker and started spinning bottles, Alice started screaming as Jasper then started turning around throwing the glass bottles with Emmett. The whole time my eyes never left the sexy macho man, my body felt every movement his hips made, the dimpled smile wide on his face coming alive with his enjoyment in the spotlight.

The boys finished their routine by pouring out the cocktails, Jasper gave his to Alice while Emmett looking straight at me winked and gave his glass to the same groupie I had seen watching him at the bar when I ordered our first round of cocktails.

I had to shake my head several times to remove the visions of me licking cherry syrup off that smooth board chest, while running my fingers down his neck and back.

What is wrong with me?

I find this guy an over grown over muscled monkey man, I needed to get away from the screaming groupies and over sexed assholes who were following me around like they lost their puppy. Single I might be and jealous of my friends new found happy endings but desperate I am not, there was a half eaten chocolate devil cake in the fridge with my name on it.

I found Bella and Edward on the dance floor telling them I was going to call it a night we laughed at how Alice and Jasper seemed to have made a quick exit after our "Candy man" and his "cocktail" stunt, looks as though Alice won her shopping bet, Edward told us he never seen Jasper so hypnotised.

"I put our coats and bags in Emmett's office, it's the door at the end of the corridor after the gents, shall I go get them for you?" Edward was so wrapped up in his dancing with Bella that I felt bad pulling him away, "No you guys stay, thanks for tonight it's been really fun. Bella chocolate meeting Monday after school at the Pot ok? Let Tinkerbelle know." I kissed them both goodnight and left to collect my belongings.

Who needs a man when you can have devil cake……………

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Something tells me Rosalie is going to find something better then chocolate devil cake.

Lemon up next ladies!!!!!!!!

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