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Oh Luffy…
I do not own One Piece.
Dark Leg Sanji: "I'm glad it made you laugh so hard"
Shadowonthewall6: "Nami is so in denial. I'm happy you enjoyed it"
The Flying Lion: "Duh Luffy has mad skill. He's aiming to be pirate king! Robin is very sneaky…ex-assassin and all"
Justin the constant reviewer: "People should stay far away from the strange place where my ideas lurk…its dangerous! For your sanity…Thanks for the reviews. Hopefully you haven't melted"
Voqou: "Sanji's so selfish…I died of laughter writing this chapter btw. Especially the squishies part…lolz"
Mogami: "Thank-you"
Ace's Shadow Girl: "Thanks for your support. I wanted to convey Luffy's strange logic and mindset…kintama orange and squishies just seem to fit. Lmao"
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Thoughts
*Footnote
Singing
Luffy was surprisingly busy. As captain he did have his share of responsibilities…
Asking Nami, "Are we there yet?" This kept Nami on her toes and made sure she kept working on her dream to make a map of the whole world. She'd be really sad if she never finished it.
Telling Sanji, "MORE MEAT!" Sanji needed to constantly cook or he might lose his touch. Then what good would finding All Blue be? And Luffy didn't want to say anything but that casserole last night was kinda bland…and didn't have enough meat!
Helping Zoro get his exercise…with tag and pouncing on him so he doesn't sleep too much. He couldn't be the world's greatest swordsman if he got lazy.
Breaking things for Franky...That way the robot man would also have something to do. He was sparing him the horrors of boredom, something that Luffy frequently suffered from himself.
Playing with Chopper. He saw Chopper as the little brother he never had and playing games was a good way to let Chopper relax after fighting Zoro to rest and take his medicine.
Listening to Usopp's stories, however ridiculous they were. And sometimes hiding Usopp's tools so that he had to play tag. The man needed to work out…
Singing loud songs with Brooke, giving the joy of music to hard-working crew.
And overall making his crewmates smile with his antics, especially Robin, who he knew needed smiles most of all.
So currently he was doing his impressions of his crew, with everyone but Sanji and Nami present. The latter was relaxing somewhere and the former working on lunch.
He stretched his nose and lips and said, "I feel the-I-can't-enter-creepy-places-disease coming on. You go on without me" he shook with fear.
Usopp frowned…I do not sound like that… while his crewmates giggled.
Mining smoking a cigarette, "Shit-face rubber, get out of my kitchen!" he pretend blew smoke in Usopp's face, a face which was contorted in laughter.
With the help of Robin, he gained Chopper-like antlers. The older woman was smiling against the railing. "Oh no Zoro's hurt! Quick somebody get the doctor!…wait that's me!"
He did Zoro next napping with a snot bubble and muttering about an "Evil heartless sea witch"
He then did Franky's super dance…which Franky joined in with.
Luffy then stretched his body, till he was longer and much thinner. Grabbing Zoro's wooden training katana and a cup from a nearby table, he sat down and crossed his legs. He pretended to sip tea. "I love music and my tea. I am a gentleman pirate..by the way can I see your panties?" he asked of Robin.
A round of applause was given.
"Hey Luffy, do the sea witch" Zoro chuckled lazily while on the deck.
Luffy smiled and started thinking…how to imitate Nami…
He stretched his arms and pulled two oranges off her trees, an action which was noticed by the redhead, who was currently lounging next to her grove, enjoying a snack. Frowning she got up to investigate. That Luffy, always stealing oranges.
She heard laugher on the front deck, so she crouched down and watched. Not spied…no never.
Luffy was putting her oranges in his shirt. What is that lunk-head doing?
He pouted and shook his head before taking them out and putting them on the table. Hm, not big enough…Nami has balloons… he lit up and turned away from his crew members. Meaning he was facing Nami, who he had yet to notice.
She saw him grab his right pec and bite it…before inflating it with air the way he does his arms for his giant hand.
She blushed. He bit his own chest-he's very flexible…bad Nami! Luffy wouldn't even understand what that's good for…
He inflated them to the size of Nami's own chest.
Why is he doing that? ! And how does he know how big I am? ! !
He made his nose pointier and flatted his hair. When he turned to face his crew, he could see the oncoming smiles.
"Zoro you owe me beli so no napping! Usopp, Luffy, Chopper No noise! I have work to do you knuckleheads!" he yelled, trying to make his voice a few octaves higher, while shaking his fist.
The crew was laughing, Zoro giving the heartiest laugh.
Nami frowned. Is that I how sound? "Luffy, stop bothering Sanji!" He fake punched Usopp, currently 'Luffy.'
"No you cannot buy meat, baka!" he shouted.
Her face became downcast, her hair shadowing her eyes. Luffy looked up and noticed her crouched near the kitchen cabin. She darted away when she saw him.
He didn't like the look she had. I didn't mean to make Nami sad…
The crew continued laughing, oblivious to their sadden crewmate. "Hey guys, I gotta go pee" Luffy took off, sneakily swiping something off the table.
He found Nami in the room her and Robin shared. He knocked softly.
"Go away. I'm busy" she mumbled out. She was lying in her bed, hugging her pillow.
Luffy turned the handle, but it did not open. Hm, locked...now Franky will have something to do.
He punched a small hole through the door and turned the knob.
That got Nami's attention. "LUFFY! I could have been naked!" Go away! I don't want to talk to you!
"So, I've seen you naked. Twice" he shut the door and walked over to her bed.
"When? !" Is he a pervert too? Great that makes three...
"Once in Arabasta and once when Bon-chan morphed into you" I miss Bon-chan…
"Oh. Well, go away" she swung her fist at him, intent on hitting him. He instead caught her wrist. She froze. He had never done that before. He always let her hit him. She was no fool; she knew he could easily dodge if he wanted.
"Why?"
"I usually let Nami hit me cuz I figure I did some mystery bad thing and because I know it helps Nami calm down. Besides it doesn't even hurt. But today I know what I did and I want to explain it so you're not sad anymore. I do not like a sad Nami"
She eyed him suspiciously.
"I was doing impression of the whole crew, not just you. I do it to make everyone laugh. We need laughter. Nobody liked when I did them, but it's just for fun. You're not really that mean. It's just funny so I imitated it" he explained.
The young woman had been slightly pacified by his words. She knew he meant no harm…
"I forgive you, Luffy" she smiled lightly.
He grinned and pulled out two oranges. He peeled them and handed her one. She smiled as they ate the oranges on her bed.
All was well and it was a rather sweet moment. But those moments never last on this particular ship…
"Luffy, get rid of those things" she pointed to his chest.
"Oh, well shishishi, I can't. It has to deflate itself"
"Luffy you will not be walking around with boobs" She reached over and squeezed one, trying to deflate it.
"Nami!" he yelped. It turned out he was sensitive there… I feel funny…
"Luffy, you look ridiculous. Let me get rid of the air!"
"But Na-na-na-mi!" he breathed out heavily. It was then she fully realized what she was doing. She stilled.
He enjoys this…oh shit. Oh shit! Oh shit! Is he turned on? ! Oh my god! I didn't even know Luffy could get turned on.
The door swung open by a forceful kick. "Shitty Rubber are you disturbing my sweet Nami? !" He had heard a yelp coming from her room.
His eyes widened when he took in the scene before him. Luffy was partially covered with a sheet and was sitting on Nami's bed. With Nami! Something he Sanji should be doing!
"Nami?" Why were Nami's hands on Luffy's chest…and why were they on her bed?
She chunked her pillow at him. "Go away. I'm helping this idiot!"
Sanji got out of harm's way. Luffy just sat there, with one inflated boob. I've never felt like this…
"Luffy, squeeze the air out of the other one" she sighed.
"You do it"
"Nani?" she asked bewildered.
"I don't know why, but you do it" he fidgeted. This mystery feeling...
"Luffy, you don't know what you're asking for. I won't do it" she blushed. You are so naive.
Luffy pouted. "Ok, then bye Nami" he walked away, with one inflated pec.
"Luffy you can't go around like that! What if someone sees you?" Idiot fix yourself!
"The crew saw me. Besides it no big deal" He picked his nose.
Nami sighed. The crew giggled at his one extra appendage.
Shortly after that a marine ship attacked. Luffy took a few out with his new appendage, using it like his leg to push a row of enemies into the water.
"Look Nami, I got rid of it!" he smiled.
The crew gave her curious looks. Nami face-planted… Baka!
A week later there was picture in the newspaper…Nami sighed. My idiot…
Meanwhile:
"Hey Shanks did you know he could do that?" Lucky Roo asked.
"No, maybe he doing something with that cutie redhead"
"Something kinky?" Yasopp blurted out.
The crew laughed.
Meanwhile again…
"He would be interesting to study" Law commented off-handily, scratching Bepo's ears.
Meanwhile again...
"Captain?" a tall bluenette asked.
"We don't want to know *Ed. Straw-hat's just fucking weird" Kidd replied, putting the newspaper down.
"Do you suppose he could stretch his…"
"SHUT-UP! I don't want to know!"the redhead shouted.
*Just the name I give to one of Kidd's men. The tall guy in the corset with Glasgow smile and blue hair.
Gotta love Bon-chan! I have no idea where I got this…just going off the last chapter I guess. Enjoy and review.