Welcome back everyone to day 3!

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Day 3 - Home

Lucy dropped off the last of the scattered empty beer mugs and shook her head. Dirty, used glasses covered the metal kitchen counter from one end to the other and a pile of plates were stacked next to the sink. Closing time for the guild was quickly approaching and almost everyone had left, leaving behind their mess for Mira to clean up. She'd felt sorry when she saw Mira picking up alone and opted to leave the small group that was left to lend the takeover mage a helping hand. The members of the guild could often prove to be a bunch of filthy creatures, treating the place like it was their personal pigsty. The older members were often the worst, Macao and Wakaba were the two laziest men she'd ever met when it came to cleaning up after themselves. She had to pity their wives.

"Thanks for the help Lucy but Lisanna and I can handle it from here."

Her brows furrowed as she looked over at the eldest Strauss. The woman took the upkeep of the guild in perfect stride. How she managed to go on missions in between taking care of the infantile men of the guild, the paperwork, seeing to the Master's every need was beyond her. She was a goddamn miracle worker. "You sure? I really don't mind helping out."

Mira smiled and waved her off. "Absolutely. Go have fun with the others."

Not that she'd ever say it out loud, Lucy was silently relieved. She didn't mind helping but after being gone for the last few days, walking mind you due to Natsu's never ending whining about train rides, she was utterly beat. She wanted nothing more than to grab her sexy beast of a boyfriend, head home, take a long ass shower on the hottest setting she could get and then veg with him in front of the lacrimavision. She had a week and a half worth of shows and some serious cuddle time to catch up on. Not that it would remain cuddling for long. She knew Bickslow and she knew herself. Even after two years of being together, neither of them seemed to have an ounce of control when left alone. The DVRs in both their living room and bedroom were always loaded with stuff they'd only made it halfway through and thank Mavis for movies on blu-ray. And it didn't ever matter what the content was. Documentaries, Horror, Romantic Comedies, Disney or Pixar Movies. It inevitably always ended up with the two of them naked and him trying to see how many ways he could bend her into the human pretzel.

She wiped her hands off on the towel and tossed it onto the counter before heading back into the main room. Despite the fact that there were only ten people left in the building, including her, Mira and Lisanna; loud laughter and shouting still echoed off the walls to fill the hall with noise. She slowly made her way over, smiling because it made her realize how much she'd missed home when she was away. Cana was sat upon Freed's lap, a full beer mug in one hand and the other twirling a lock of green hair between her fingers. Gajeel was sitting beside Laxus, giving him a devious grin as he chewed. The blonde dragon slayer was trying his best to look pissy as he glared at the first but even she knew it was pretty useless. Gajeel had Laxus practically wrapped around his pinky and that made her happy. They were good together. Levy was animatedly talking with Cana while occasionally slapping Natsu's hand away. She loved the fact that two of her best friends had finally found what they were searching for. It was surreal to think Natsu had mated first but there was no denying he loved the little bluenette more than life itself.

And in the middle of it all was her own little slice of heaven. Had someone told her years ago that one day she'd be head over heels with the guild's resident pervert jokester, she would have slapped them with a dead fish and called them Wanda. But happy wasn't enough to describe what she felt for being wrong. The pervert jokester was really only a small piece of the puzzle that is Bickslow Tamashi. Once she'd gotten to know him, she was in awe of the complexity of layers she'd found. He was crazy smart, enough to not only keep up with Freed but could sometimes stump even him. It was something that only his team ever saw. He had an unbelievably kind and warm heart, spending half of his time off working with various charities. The biggest piece of his time being spent with the orphanage in town. She loved watching him with the children because he had a natural knack for kids and they simply adored him and his babies. He was self-conscious, sometimes overly so. Years of being picked on because of his magic had left its toll. Compassionate, caring, humble, generous, loving, respectful, loyal beyond measure…they were all words she could use but it would only scratch the surface.

"Hey handsome," she smiled as she sat down beside him. One thing she was thankful for was the fact that over the couple of years together, she'd been able to help him to the point that he only ever wore his visor if they were out in town or on missions. He said people usually feared his eyes and perhaps they did but she loved them. They were unique in their shade of crimson and the moss green glow they gave off when he let his guard drop always made her breath catch. The glaucous glow would dance along the walls and her skin like the water's reflection at an aquarium.

He pushed the plate in front of him away and leaned back in his chair, giving her a wink. "There's my sexy cosplayer."

"Sexy? Psh," she said in mock disbelief. "And are you ever going to call me something else?"

"Sexy! Sexy!" His babies cheered after him, making her chuckle.

He slipped an arm around her shoulders and pulled her against him, his head dipping to brush his lips against hers. "See? Even they agree you're sexy but what would you like me to call you?"

"Jugs?" She smirked.

His lips pursed as if in thought before a frown settled in. "Nah. Melons maybe but jugs just seems so…crude."

She snorted and nudged him with her shoulder. "Are you about ready?"

"Ooh ready for what?"

Cana's voice practically dripped with sexual connotation. She was the real pervert in the group but Lucy loved the girl none the less. She opened her mouth for what she thought to be a speedy quip but was cut off by the man at her side.

"She's ready for the magic stick."

"That is so fucking lame," Gajeel scoffed from the other side of the table.

Lucy gave a roll of her eyes and shook her head before offering her pseudo brother-in-law a smile of thanks. "Does it always have to be about sex with you guys?" She asked as she stood up, only to be pulled back down into her seat. She shot the Seith Mage a miffed glance. "I'm ready to head home."

Bickslow's brows shot up in surprise. "Are you saying you don't want to ride my stick?"

"The only stick my little Sis rides is her broom," Laxus chimed in.

"Negative Bro. I only ride the broom during a full moon," Lucy chuckled. "I prefer to ride his bicycle."

The Iron Dragon Slayer let out a snort before he choked on the piece of metal in his mouth. "And bake him muffins in your oven, right Bunny?" He managed to croak out when he caught his breath.

"While polishing his family jewels."

Lucy shot Cana a grin. "Only because he pets my kitten."

"Yeah," Gajeel groaned. "But your ass does a lot more than purr."

Her head whipped around and she glared at the Raven haired dragon slayer. She wasn't THAT loud. Was she? "And just how the hell would you know?" She bellowed.

One of Laxus brows arched in amusement, a corner of his mouth lifting into his signature smirk. "Uh, camping trip back in August?" He chuckled and gave a shake of his head before glancing over at Freed. "Thank fucking god no one else was up at the lake."

"Oh god, YES Bicks! That's it! Flush my pipes out!" Gajeel shouted, his voice several pitches too high as he attempted to mimic Lucy.

Laxus' tongue lolled out of his mouth the way the Seith Mage's tongue as he stood up. "Fuck yeah," He grunted, perfectly imitating Bicks' voice as he gave several vulgar thrusts of his hips. "Take my fire hose baby!"

A look of utter horror fell over Lucy's face as everyone around her burst into obnoxious laughter. "Shut up! That is SO not how we sounded!"

"Pretty fucking close babe," Bickslow chuckled as he nudged her shoulder.

She gaped at him for a moment before shrugging and glancing at Cana. "What can I say? I like it when he eats my cupcake."

"Oh. Cana's is a muffin."

Bickslow blinked at Freed, not quite believing he'd just said that with such a straight face. The man never made sexual jokes. Ever. "Because it's yeasty?" The Seith mage questioned cautiously.

"No you fucking perv," Cana sneered. "It's because that shit tastes good with blueberries. Ask your girlfriend."

Lucy grinned at the look of shock and disbelief that was plastered on her boyfriend's gaping face. "It does."

"Just wait the hell up," The Iron Dragon Slayer cut in with a wave of his hands. He quirked a brow in question, his eyes narrowing on the Brunette sitting in Freed's lap. "When the fuck did Bunny go diver down on your ass?"

"What?" Levy shouted as she gaped at Lucy. "And where was I that I missed the party?"

"I prefer truffle sniffing," Cana smirked before glancing at Lucy as if for confirmation. "God, I guess about three years ago now?"

The celestial mage's lips pursed in thought. Had it really been that long ago? She had to assume it had been given the amount of time she'd been with Bickslow now. Time flew when one was having fun. "Yeah. I guess so," she shrugged as she glanced over at her best friend's mate. "Levs, you were out with your team at the time I believe. It was just Cana and I getting drunk at my place."

Freed cleared his throat and glanced between the brunette and blonde before hesitantly speaking. "Did you at least video this...feast you speak of?"

"Dude," Bickslow grinned. "Took the words out of my mouth."

Lucy side-eyed her boyfriend, a serious lack of amusement evident on her face. "I could find a way to put them back in."

"…" The Seith Mage shuddered and simply gave a nod, knowing she would.

"I could help you with that," Gajeel teased with a bat of his lashes as he nudged the Seith Mage's foot beneath the table. "Laxus says I tickle his uvula just right."

"Yea and I'm not about to go sharing your disco stick," Laxus growled as he laid a possessive hand on his mate's thigh. "Asshole."

"But you could demonstrate that for us," Lucy and Cana grinned in unison.

Gajeel gave a roll of his eyes and held up his middle finger for the women to see before giving Laxus a skeptical look. "Disco Stick? What the fuck?"

The lightning Dragon Slayer let out a chuckle. "Gajy, the only thing your shit is missing is the fucking lights and club music with all the damn metal."

"Uhn Tiss Uhn Tiss Baby."

"Shut the hell up Bicks," Gajeel sneered at the blue-black haired mage before glancing at his own mate. "Are you complaining?"

"Fuck no," Laxus grinned before leaning over to brush his nose against the Iron Dragon Slayer's ear. "Let's have some fun, this beat is sick…"

"You can dance on the disco stick later," The raven haired dragon slayer grinned. "Unless we make it home in time for Adult Swim."

"And what happens if Adult Swim is on?" Freed asked, the curiosity in his voice way too sincere.

"Then they'll settle for Animal Planet's version of power drilling the yippee bog with the dude piston," Lucy shrugged.

The Rune Mage blinked a few times before the meaning finally dawned on him and his nose wrinkled. "Oh gods," He grimaced. "Lucy that…wow…I…did you really just say that?"

Bickslow blinked at his girlfriend. "Marry me?"

She leaned over and brushed her lips against his. "I already told you that I'll only say yes if you promise to cannonball the fiddle cove with your pork steeple."

"Ya know," Gajeel said as he leaned up onto the table to glare at Lucy. "If I wasn't into marinating your brother's nether rod…"

The celestial mage chuckled and blew her adopted brother-in-law a kiss. "If I wasn't into the big guy here pressure washing my squish mitten…"

Beer prayed across the table as Cana fell forward, her hand coming up to her nose. "Oh Mavis!" She shouted as she took the handkerchief her boyfriend procured for her. "Fuck that shit burns!"

"I think that's the first time I've ever seen her abuse alcohol," Laxus chuckled.

"Levy's is a beer battered fish fillet," Natsu said as he walked back up to the table, setting a glass of beer down in front of the Bluenette in question.

Cana leaned over, coughing to the point of her face flushing red as Freed rubbed her back. "Natsu!" She wheezed. "What the hell is wrong with you?"

Lucy just stared at her teammate as if he'd grown a third head. She was pretty sure in that moment, he was either born with only half a brain stem or he'd been dropped on his head as a baby. A beer battered fish filet? That had to be the least funny thing she'd heard all night. The guy had basically insinuated that his girlfriend's crotch smelled like chicken of the sea. And she knew for a fact it didn't.

"Just think babes," Bickslow whispered into her ear. "That could have been ALL yours."

She wrinkled her face in disgust. "Uh huge no on that one," She responded as she turned to look up at him. "He'd over-bake my cupcake."

His tongue slipped out as his usual grin pulled at the corners of his wide mouth and leaned in to tease her lips with the tip. "How about we head home now to watch Agents of Shield and I'll make sure your cupcake is nice and moist."

"It already is but you can definitely agent my shield anyway," She grinned before capturing his tongue with her lips. She watched his eyelids droop a little as she sucked it into her mouth, her lips sliding along the long, pink muscle the way they did when she gave him head.

He practically purred at the attention before pulling it from her with a pop and hastily pushing his chair back. "We're out guys," He said as he stood and pulled the blonde up with him, quickly leading her towards the door.

"If you're gonna tap it,' Gajeel shouted after them. "Remember to wrap it!"

"And pills!" Laxus added. "I'd hate to have to kill my best friend for springing a leak in my little sister's pudding hatch!"

Lucy stopped at the doors and spun to grin at the group. "As long as we finish with oral dictation, that won't happen…"

This one I had planned LONG before BixLu week. I have to say, it took on a life of its own as I wrote. And you all know I can't resist humor.

Tomorrow is Doctor and hope to see you all there!

Big Hugs,

Princess Nana