Sally tore through the night along dark country roads. Wind slammed against the car she had borrowed from Smelly Gabe. Rain lashed the windshield. Naruto and Percy didn't know how Sally could see anything, but she kept her foot on the gas, not stoppong or slowing down.

Every time there was a flash of lightning, Percy looked at the car's back seat to see Naruto and Grover next to each-other. Grover looked a bit scared and Naruto just looked confused. Percy could only wonder if he had gone officially insane as he looked at Grover's leg, did he really have donkey legs or was he wearing some kind of shag-carpet pants, Percy would of gone with that but the smell of barnyard animal told him Grover really had animal legs.

All Percy could think to say was, "So, you and my mom... know each other?" He asked as he looked at Grover's frightened face from the rearview mirror.

"Yeah, both your mom and Naruto's parents," He told Percy, "They knew I was watching over both of you." He continued to say, making Naruto growl but he didn't speak.

"Watching us?" Percy cocked an eyebrow.

"Keeping tabs on you. Making sure you were okay. But I wasn't faking being your friend," he added hastily. "I am your friend." He smiled at the dark haired boy before turning to Naruto, "In case we die I want to let you know that I hate you."

"Feeling is fucking mutual," Naruto growled back at him.

"No, no one is going to die today," Sally mumbled, not turning her head from the road.

"Urn ... what are you, exactly?" Percy only asked, it was better to think about not dying.

"That doesn't matter right now." Grover replied.

"It doesn't matter? From the waist down, my best friend is a donkey—" Percy was interrupted.

Grover let out a sharp, throaty "Blaa-ha-ha!"

Percy had heard him make that sound before, but he'd always assumed it was a nervous laugh. Now he realized it was more of an irritated bleat.

"Goat! I am part goat," The awkward Grover cried out.

"What?" Percy asked.

"I'm a goat from the waist down." Grover told him.

"You just said it didn't matter." He mused.

"Blaa-ha-ha! There are satyrs who would trample you underhoof for such an insult!" Grover stated, just letting him know for future reference.

"Whoa. Wait. Satyrs. You mean like ... Mr. Brunner's myths?" Percy's eyes widened.

"Were those old ladies at the fruit stand a myth, Percy? Was Mrs. Dodds a myth?" Grover asked the dark haired boy.

"So you admit there was a Mrs. Dodds!"

"Of course."

"Then why—"

"The less you knew, the fewer monsters you'd attract," Grover explained to him, like that should be perfectly obvious. "We put Mist over the humans' eyes. We hoped you'd think the Kindly One was a hallucination. But it was no good. You started to realize who you are..."

"Who I—wait a minute, what do you mean?" Percy continued to question him.

Before anything else could be said, they heard the weird bellowing noise rise up again somewhere behind the car, loser than before. Whatever was chasing them was still fast on their trail.

"Percy," Sally said, there was a short pause then she said, "There's too much to explain and not enough time. We have to get you to safety...Naruto to safety..."

Naruto finally spoke up, "Safety from fucking what?"

"Oh, nobody much," Grover said, obviously still miffed about the donkey comment. "Just the Lord of the Dead and a few of his blood-thirstiest minions... He's after both of you, but probably more after you Naruto...Hades hates you but then again most of the gods do!"

"That's nice to fucking know," The blond rolled his eyes.

"Grover! Don't scare them like that!" Sally scolded the goat.

"Sorry, Mrs. Jackson. Could you drive faster, please?" Grover said, and then there was silence.

Naruto tried to wrap his head around what was happening, but he couldn't do it. This wasn't some bad dream that he'd be waking up from soon...he was really a god? He tried wrapping his head around that too, at first when Mr. Brunner told him he shrugged the comment off. But then his parent's really confirmed that it was true...and now they were heading to some camp -

Naruto was snapped out of his thoughts as Sally made a hard left, swerving into a narrow road, racing past darkened farmhouses and wooded hills along with a PICK YOUR OWN STRAWBERRY signs on a white picket fence.

"Mom, where are we going?" Percy asked his mom.

"Camp Half-Blood..." Naruto mumbled underneath his breath.

"The summer camp I told you about." Sally's voice was tight; she was trying for Percy's sake not to be scared. "The place your father wanted to send you." She added after.

"The place you didn't want me to go..."

"Please, dear," His mother begged. "This is hard enough. Try to understand. You're in danger."

"Because some old ladies cut yarn?"

"Those weren't old ladies," Grover spoke up again. "Those were the Fates. Do you know what it means—the fact they appeared in front of you? They only do that when you're about to ... when someone's about to die." He managed to choke out.

"Whoa. You said 'you.'" Percy pointed out.

"No I didn't. I said 'someone.'" Grover defended nervously.

"Don't bullshit us, one of us is gonna fucking die," Naruto said bluntly.

"Okay, okay...you're right, one of us might die but as your protector-"

"Shut up, I don't need some donkey to protect me, if you were so good at protecting us we wouldn't be running away from some thing that's chasing us," The blond gritted his teeth.

"F-Fine, I'll just protect Percy! And I'm a Satyr!" He corrected the blond.

"Yeah. I don't give a -"

"Boys!" Sally interrupted their arguing. She then pulled the wheel hard to the right, and the trio got a glimpse of a figure she'd swerved to avoid—a dark fluttering shape now lost behind them in the storm.

"What was that?" Percy and Naruto asked.

"We're almost there," Sally said, ignoring the question. "Another mile. Please. Please. Please." she repeated over and over.

Naruto was about to speak, but there was a blinding flash, a jaw-rattling boom!, and the car fucking exploded. Well, it hasn't exploded but it sure felt like it did.

"Fuck!" Naruto groaned, feeling like shit as he opened his eyes, the car had swerved into a ditch. The driver-side doors were wedged in the mud, the roof had been cracked open and rain was pouring into the car. Lightning was the only explanation for what just had happened.

"Ow..." Percy groaned soon after.

"Percy! Are you okay." Sally asked as she turned to her son.

"I'm okay... ." he mumbled as he turned to Grover, to see him groaning, blood was tricking from the side of his mouth, he then opened his eyes and spoke, "I need some food."

"You had me worried there for a bit," Percy said with a small grin.

"Save the grinning for later, we still aren't safe!" Grover said as opened his door, "Come on, let's get outta the car!" He said as Naruto followed after him, then Sally and finally Percy.

As soon as the four were out of the car, they saw a figure lumbering towards the shoulder of the road, it was a dark silhouette of a huge guy, like a football player, one on steroids. He seemed to be holding a blanket over his head. His top half was bulky and fuzzy. His upraised hands made it look like he had horns.

Grover gulped and shouted, "RUN TOWARDS THE HUGE WHITE HOUSE LOOKING CHRISTMAS TREE-SIZED PINE AT THE CREST OF THE NEAREST HILL - THAT'S THE PROPERTY HOUSE LINE!" He continued to shout out.

"No, I'll stay here and distract the monster while the three of you run away," Sally said while looking at Percy with a sad smile on her face.

"No you're not! I'm not going anywhere without you," Percy said sternly. Sally sighed and nodded, "Fine, all four will run! Go!" She shouted as they started running towards the hill.. well except for one person who wasn't running away, Naruto stood perfectly still as he looked at the monster coming towards him.

Percy noticed he wasn't besides any of them, and he stopped running.

"Why are you stopping?" Sally asked him, but soon she got her answer as she saw Percy turn around, she and Grover did as well and the trio saw Naruto staring at the monster.

"Naruto! What are you doing?!" Grover cried out, "You need to run!" He yelled out.

"Ha! Run like a coward? Fuck no," The blond said, an arrogant grin on his face, "I'm not going to be like you cowards, Percy can go ahead and run with his donkey pet and mommy with his tail tucked in between his nutless sack, but I won't!" He said harshly.

"Is this about Mrs. Dodds? Is it because I saved you from her? Are you trying to prove something?" Percy yelled out at the arrogant blond.

"Yes I fucking am, I'm gonna prove I'm better than you, all of you. I'm Naruto Uzumaki, I'm never gonna run or hide from anything, you got that?!" The blond yelled out with overconfidence as he continued to stare at the creature slowly making his way towards him.

"Don't be an idiot, you can't take that thing on! That's Pasiphae's son, he's crazy powerful, even experienced demi-gods don't stand a chance against him, and you're only just a human!" Grover yelled at the blond.

"Hahaha!" The blond only laughed, he had officially lost it, "That doesn't matter! You said the fates cut off some piece of yarn, meaning one of us will die? Well. I'm about to find out if that's me, hahaha!" The blond laughed like a maniac as he rushed towards the bull-man figure.

"That boy..." Sally only managed to say, "His arrogance and self-importance is astonishing.. I don't know if he's stupid, brave or just plain suicidal.." She finished off.

Percy and Grover could only stare at the grinning blond as he continued rushing towards the creature. The grin not leaving his face once.

"Today is the day you fucking die!" Naruto yelled as he appeared in front of the bull-man. The bull-man grunted and snorted as he swung one of his huge meaty hands at Naruto. The blond ducked quickly and he cocked a fist-backwards.

With all his might, the blond swung at the bull-man's stomach, but nothing happened. The bull-man only looked down at Naruto in what seemed to be amusement, and then the bull-man swung his other fist at the blond, before the blond could be hit he jumped backwards.

The bull-man then charged at Naruto, the blond was about to get pierced by his horn but he swiftly rolled out of the way, as the bull-man ran past him. The blond then glanced back at the bull-man who turned around at the blond, all attention on Naruto.

The blond for the first time noticed, the monster was seven feet tall, his arms and legs were made out of pure muscle, bulging biceps, triceps and a bunch of other types of 'ceps, all stuffed like baseballs under veined webbed skin. His neck was also a mass of muscle and fur leading up to his enormous head, which had a snout as long as Naruto's arm, snotty nostrils with a gleaming brass ring, cruel black eyes, and horns - enormous black-and-white horns, and on top of that the fucker, had no clothes except an underwear.

Normally, one would be scared at the sight of such a monster, and Naruto was but he was also feeling excitement course throughout his body, and he grinned psychotically, "Come on you son of a mutant bitch show me what you got!" He taunted the bull-man who roared as he lowered his head, both his pointy horns aimed at the blond's chest as he charged at Naruto once again.

"You were a god...the god of war Ares ..." Naruto suddenly remembered Mr. Brunners words from long ago, and he slowly nodded to himself.

A dark smirk spread across Naruto's face, a bloodlust look filled his eyes and he roared, "I am the God of War, Ares! I am WAR!" He continued to roar as he charged at the creature. As the blond charged at the creature he felt a wave of power course through his body, and he felt invincible, he felt power like he'd never felt power before.

But the weirdest thing of all was that he felt a burning sensation on his arms, looking down he noticed green-colored chains appearing and wrapping themselves around his arms and wrists, suddenly a pair of duo blades appeared on both his hands, the chains were attached to both flamed double-edged blades that glowed.

"Blades of Chaos..." Naruto suddenly said as the dark smirk on his face turned even darker. "I shall destroy you with my trusty blades!" He stated as he collided with the beast.

Naruto's Blades of Chaos clashing with the Bull-Mans horns. The bull-man trying to push the blond back, but it was only futile. The blond also trying to push the bullman backwards until one of the bull-man's horns cracked and fell into the ground.

The Bull-man roared in rage as he watched his horn fall, he stood up above over the blond who yelled, "DIE!" as he gave the bull-man a burtal kick to the stomach, unlike the time Naruto punched his stomach, this time the Bull-Man flew backwards until he started skidding to slow down.

He stopped around twelve feet away and Naruto then threw one of his Blades of Chaos at the foul beast, as the sword made it's way to the Bull-man, the beast grabbed the blade, and tugged on the chain-connected blade. The blond pulled back as well, as both played tug of war.

Until, the bull-man tugged and yanked super hard, causing Naruto to fly towards him, and as Naruto flew towards him he yelled, "This ends now, diiiie!" As he pointed his other blade at the Bull-mans neck as he crashed into the bull-man who fell backwards headless before disintegrating, like crumbling sand, blown away in chunks by the wind.

The foul beast was then gone, as Naruto dropped to the ground - the wave of power and invisibility he felt for that full minute was gone, and now he felt very weak and dizzy. The only thing that remained was the Blades of Chaos.

"Heh, I did it," The blond grinned to himself as he saw darkness, but not before seeing Percy, Grover and Sally running towards him.

Meanwhile, a few minutes earlier.

Zeus, The God of the Sky, was sitting on his throne. Thinking about none other than his Lightning Bolt, the one that had been stolen, that's all he ever did now-a-days. Think about his Lightning Bolt more than he thought about his own wife.

He needed to find that mother-fucking Lightning Bolt or there would be hell to pay. The first onces he would take his anger out on were Percy Jackson, son of Poseidon and Poseidon. It was probably Percy Jackson who stole the Lightning Bolt.

Or maybe, it was his son... Naruto - Ares who stole the lightning bolt? But that was unlikely. Zeus would of known if Naruto found out who he truly was.

The bastard, had tried to overthrow him once, not just overthrow him but kill him and the other Olympians who stood in his way, he ALMOST succeeded as well, but like always his ego and arrogance were his down-fall.

That day, fifteen years ago Zeus was about to kill Ares, but the damn God of War bested him. Zeus knew that when Ares wanted he could be more clever and smarter than Athena, but his arrogance and bloodlust for battle rarely caused that to happen.

In the end since he couldn't kill Ares, Zeus sealed away Ares's powers, spirit and memories deep inside his body which he had turned mortal, and now was Naruto Uzumaki, but even as a human without memories and powers he was still an arrogant little fucking jerk.

Oh, how Ares was Zeus's least favorite and most hated of all divine beings.

It was while he was in deep thought, did he freeze when he felt Ares's power. It was weak and faint but he felt the power of the God of War. Naruto was only tapping into one percent of his godly power, which was no threat to Zeus...if he had tapped into 100% of his godly power, Zeus would of been worried - but not like the blond could ever get to that 100% not if Zeus removed the seal he had placed on him.

"He must of accepted and believed that he truly is Ares," Zeus mumbled to himself. Names had power and Naruto had finally come to accept that he was Ares.

This wasn't supposed to happen, Ares was supposed to die as Naruto Uzumaki. He was supposed to die as a human, never again to regain his powers or become a god, but his Lightning Bolt was stolen, and Zeus had sent some of the best Gods to look for it but none had found it.

When it came to finding shit, Ares was the best of the best, many times Zeus had sent the God of War to bring him back artifacts and sacred lost items or just missing items in general, and not once did Ares fail him.

Originally, Naruto wasn't meant to go to Camp Half-Blood or find out who he truly was, but Zeus was desperate, he needed to get his bolt back and if it meant using the God of War than so be it.

To be continued...

A/N: And done! I hope ya enjoyed xD but yeah gimme your thoughts, was it good? Bad? Ehhh?

I decided to give Naruto the Blades of Chaos cos YOLO why not?! If you don't know how they look Google images is your friend! Oh yeah: Disclaimer: I do not own the Blades of Chaos.

Yep, Naruto ended up tapping into 1% of his godly power woot woot! When he reaches 100% thats when he will truly be 100% god mode, but who knows how long that'll take as the story progresses you'll see that he will be able to tap into higher percentages of his godly power. The higher the percentage he manages to tap into the more abilities he will unlock, etc. He can only tap into 1% for only about a minute, since that's only how much his human body can handle godly power.

Originally, I was going to make Naruto really powerful from the start at least stronger than all the other demi-gods but lets be honest, we all know Naruto will end up an op ass god so i might as well take my time, have him win battles have him fuck up and lose battles. Have him develop as a character as he gains more power and shit.

Yeah, i know some of you ain't gonna like this, i know ya dudes wanted him to be powerful as fuck lmao but hey a lotta Percy Jackson/Naruto crossovers are filled with an over powered Naruto from the start, mofo gets claimed by five gods at the camp making everyone go in shock or some cliche shit like that, he has the perfect personality, wants power to protect his loved ones, all female goddesses and demi-gods fall in love with him because he's so awesome and popular so they drop their panties for him, and he fucks them and marries them all. And they all live happily ever after after Naruto Fucks Zeus up or some shit like.

I'm not gonna hate on any author for writing stories like that, it's your story if writing a story like that makes you happy go for it, i write stories like this one cause I enjoy it.

But ye, when there are so many stories like that i like to change the pace a bit, or at least make the cliches a bit different not so predictable.

But I hope you enjoyed. Feedback is always appreciated.