The Doll
Chapter 4: Get Crunk
It was Aya's mother, Monika, processing the burger. It floated and began talking.
Monika: Aya.
Aya: Mother!
Monika: Yes, its me. Listen, I don't have much time, but you must know that the only way of escape is to kill the purple man. It will take a while until he appears, but for now you must wait.
Aya: Who is this purple man?
Monika: I have to leave soon. All I can say is that its the man who placed the curse in the pizzeria to begin with. I love you Aya. I hope you'll be free from this curse.
The burger then stop floating and landed on the plate. Aya then grabbed it and had second thoughts since she is an animatronic and those things can't eat. She took a bite and surprisingly could taste it. She touched her tongue and was surprised that it was still her human tongue. She continued to feast on the burger.
After that, observe more on her state. her lims look okay, only the joints seem artificial. However, the worst part is under her pink shirt. She saw a metallic exoskeleton that looks as if she is the Terminator. Aya freaked out about it and was even more disgusted when she saw the burger she just ate making a mess of her gears.
Aya went out and tries to remove the digested burger in her mechanical ribcage. The cashier was back and saw this from the window. Aya's eyes widen and she ran off. The cashier just wiped his eyes and thought that he was dreaming.
The animatronic girl ran and saw a car coming by. It was the manager of Freddy's Fazbear Pizzeria. Apparently he looks like Mario with a white and black color swap. He was surprise that Aya has escape.
Manager: Mama f#$%er!
Aya: Mario.
Manager: No, I just look like him and I'm not related to the fat bastard in anyway. What are you doing out here at night?
Aya explained everything that has happened so far at the pizzeria.
Manager: There at it again! I hope nothing is destroyed. I was never this worried since the Bite of '87.
Aya: I don't want to know.
Manager: Well you have to now. In 1987, Foxy bit the frontal lobe of a kid's brain. The end.
Aya jaw dropped. The joints then lower her jaw in a inhuman look. She then pushes it up and it was back to normal. The manager was however angry for what Aya has done.
The Manager: You ate the the 24hr burger place... WITHOUT ME!
Aya: I'm sorry, I didn't know!
The Manager: That's all righty. I was going there anyways. I just thought that you can pay everything for me. Also, be careful when you return back to the pizzeria. The animatronics hate burgers.
Aya: Your not mad at me for leaving the place.
The Manager: No. The night time is the only time you get to move anywhere. Its just that the others had business inside the building. They do come out at times, but they have to return by 6 a.m.
Aya: Um okay.
The manager then went to Aya and pulled a switch on her.
The Manager: Now you can roam around as much as you want either day or night, but you still got to do your job during the day.
Aya: Oh. By the way, you kind of remind me of someone.
The Manager: You mean Ogre.
Aya: Yes. How did you know?
The Manager: He's my son.
Aya: I don't get how you two are related.
The Manager: Neither do I. I wanted to say that your the only animatronic that is not ugly and is not an asshole like a certain group of them that forgot to share the weed. We been talking for a while and its also 6 a.m. We better get going.
Aya thought that its weird how could this man know a lot like Ogre, but she decides not to ask because anything to do with Freddy is just too odd. They went in and saw the animatronics smoking.
The Manager: Mama f#$%er. You didn't save some for me. Oh hell no!
Freddy: Why do I smell hamburgers in the enragement child's breathe.
Foxy: I recall that Pewdiepie said that she ate at the burger joint across the street.
Bonnie: Kill her!
Chica: PIZZA!
The four animatronics attack the manager and Aya, but 6 a.m. hit and they just stopped right there and went back to their places.
The Manager: I should go get my breakfast burger now.
Aya: Wait. I wonder what am I'm suppose to do with my job in the daytime. I only sang because I was controlled to do so.
The Manager: Don't worry, the same thing will happen everyday. This time, it would be less tedious and restrictive.
Aya: I hope.
So daytime hits and Aya is still being controlled in her singing. She thought about singing the songs she used to sing for her father long ago, but no one would like it. It has been years and she's just too old fashion at that point. Pewdiepie is not working for his shift tonight, but its Markiplier ironically.
So when the place closes, Aya stood off the stage and stretched a bit. She then notices a girl left behind in the restroom. The girl has brown hair and red eyes. Aya was shocked that she saw her while she is active.
Aya: Hello. what is your name?
Aya couldn't hear her correctly, but it sounded like she is saying that her name is... Ib.
Aya: Um nice to meet you Ib. Where are your parents?
Ib replied that they are coming late to pick her up.
Aya: That's pretty bad, I hope they come.
Ib questioned Aya. The animatronic tried to lie, but Ib could tell because of the poster and she even saw her on stage.
Aya: You go me. I admit, I'm stuck in this body as a curse of this place. Its too painful to explain what happened.
Aya was feeling said and Ib apologizes for what she said... if she did said anything! Suddenly, an empployee came that has gray hair appeared and said.
Garry: Ib, it you again. You parents aren't here yet. [Looking at Aya] What's this doing here? It should be on stage.
Aya crossing her arms: I'm not an it!
Garry: OH GOD! I thought that art museum was bad! This place is haunted!
Markiplier: I know right.
Garry: Oh hey Mark.
Markiplier: Hey Garry, how's it been?
Garry: How do you handle these animatronics at night? I'm seeing the haunted one right now.
Markilplier: Don't worry Garry o'buddy. I'm the king of Five Nights at Freddy's. [Looking at Ib] And who's this little girl right here.
Ib look at Markiplier with a blank expression that says a lot.
Markiplier: Um, look your parents are here.
Ib went out and into her parent's car. They left and so did Garry since his shift is done. Markiplier got to work and Aya followed him.
Markiplier: Why are you following me?!
Aya: Are you the dark lord Markiplier as Pewdiepie said?
Markiplier: Oh dear god, not that guy. Don't call me the dark lord, just call me either Markiplier or the king of Five Nights at Freddy's.
Aya: Why did Pewdiepie call you that?
Markiplier: It was at that time when we played Sanic ball and it went the wrong way.
Aya: Oh, I'm Aya.
Markiplier: Oh s#$^, Felix wasn't lying. This is even more tripping than working with someone from the game Ib and meeting the girl herself.
Aya: That girl is like me?
Markiplier: Enough with the fourth wall jokes. Freddy's here.
Freddy appeared at the door and said.
Freddy: I want you inside of me.
Markiplier immediately closed the door and the bear was frustrated.
Freddy: You f$%^ing asshole.
The bear left and the two are at peace again.
Markiplier: F#$% yeah, I'm the king of Five Nights at Freddy's!
The door opened again and Aya decides that she need to get out of the office and explore the area more.
Aya: I need to learn more about this place if this is going to be my home for a while.
Markiplier: Good luck. These guys are more annoying than scary.
Aya left to the stage and saw Foxy playing on a piano singing a weird song. The Freddy and co. popped out of nowhere with Chica spazzing out.
Chica: PIZZAAAAAAAaAAaaaaAa!
Aya: Hello.
All of them looked at Aya. They seem to give the girl an agressive look, maybe because of what she had done the night before. However, they met a new threat on the way. He look like Bonnie with a more decaying look.
Springtrap: Are you ready for not Freddy?
Freddy: You must be the new guy. Come back at April 20th when your game comes out.
Springtrap: Drat. I thought I will fill in the role of the purple man like the last original game.
Aya: Your the purpleman?
Springtrap: Not anymore.
The animatronic then left the area. Aya looked at him and wonder who exactly is the purple man.
Aya: Freddy, do you by any chance have heard of the purple man?
Freddy: You mean Turkish E.T.
Aya: I don't know.
Freddy: He owes me a f#$ ing legit microphone.
Bonnie: He owes me a s%^& tons of money.
Chica: PIZZA!
Fox: That man owes me a f#$%ing bath.
Aya: This purple man is evil. Did he killed you all when your alive?
Freddy: No. I think your talking about the more retarded Freddy from the original game. That bear needs to git gud.
Aya: How did you all come to life?
Freddy: We were born this way. Are you that f#$%ing stupid?
Suddenly the door opens revealing four kids that 'looks' like at Aya's age. There is a boy with a red cap, red and blue stripe shirt, shorts and a base ball hat. Another is a blond girl with a frying pan and wore a pink dress. Another is a kid with glass, blond hair and a green suit. Another is a boy in martial arts close and a weird looking pony tail.
Boy with Glasses: Ness you piece of s#$%, if you dragged us here because you just hit puberty, I'm gonna shove my rockets up your ass and beat you in smash.
Yes, I am doing an Earthbound/Mother 2 crossover. Five Nights at F#$%boy's was influenced by this game. Might as well. For the record, Ness's voice is really deep now and is literally going through puberty.
Ness: Jeff you pussy. There are living animatronics here they we need to s$%^ on so that we can have a night of debauchery.
Freddy: Oh no you don't. Your in my swamp.
Ness: Oh f#%# no, you did not steal from Shrek. I f#$%ing loved that movie.
Freddy: Die you f #$ piece of garbage.
All of them ended up in a pile beating and $#$ing each other. Aya stood back and watch the disgusting horrors of a fight of epic proportions. There were some PK Fires and PK Starstorms, but that still got nasty from all of this. If Aya had a real stomach, she would have barfed.
Chica: Devour my hot bird ass, kids.
Paula: Kiss my beloved panites.
Foxy: Argh, this is getting weird.
The kids and animatronics brawl it out and with baseball bats and dildos. Frying pans against beaks. Rockets against hooks. Kung fu against Bonnie. The whole thing looks like a rape scene as all of them were piled up together battling.
In the end, well let's have Freddy explain this.
Freddy: We all got rekt m8.
Ness: F#$% it. Let's get wasted.
Paula: But Ness, kiss my beloved panities.
Poo: You f#$ nugget, you know your not allow to smoke weed.
Ness: F%^& off, Poo Poo. We're gonna have the best time of our lives.
Jeff: Yes.
So the kids and the animatronics all got stoned while Aya just looks at them. She decides to move to another room away from the smoke. Markiplier saw this in the camera and screamed.
Markipiler: Count me in!
And so the youtuber joined the group in being stoned. Aya sat in another room thinking about how all of this went really wrong. All she got about the purple man is someone who is very unforgivable. She looked at the mini chainsaw that she has been keeping so far and thought to herself that she will kill the purple man so that she can bring justice and rest in peace.
Aya took a look out of the door and saw all of them having red eyes and have a lazy expression. The girl just silently sat by the door looking at the group and just stating thinking. Thinking about what to do next.
Note: I was not be able to post a new chapter everyday since Wednesday because I got homework. I probably could later on, but I got some buisness to deal with.