Sonic VS Eggman

The Big Game XCI (91)

Chapter 4: Wise Snacks Pre-Game Show (Part 2): Predictions

Weasel: Welcome back. So far, we've studied Sonic and Eggman's moves, their strengths, their weaknesses, their turn-ons, and turn offs. That just leaves the Big Game predictions. Who's it going to be?

Woody: If you ask me, my money's on Sonic. He may be blue, but Eggman will be singing the blues when it's over.

Ludwig Von Drake: Same here. Science and villainy do not mix.

Weasel: Also joining us for the predictions is Will Harangue. What do you think, Will?

Will: Hmph. I think Sonic should lose. He's just a big a threat/menace as Ben Tennyson!

Tweety: Ooh, you a bad reporter! Sonic's the gweatest hero ever! He will never wose! I'm wooting for him. (AN: Typo for Tweety's voice)

Ludwig: Eggman should know the consequences of messing with Sonic. 1. He's too fast. 2. No one likes oppression and 3. Good will always triumph over evil.

Weasel: Let's tally the votes. It's 4 against 1. That means Ludwig, Woody, Tweety, and me for Sonic and Will Harangue for Dr. Eggman. And that's it for the Wise Snacks Pre-Game Show. For Woody, Ludwig, Tweety, I Am Weasel. Thanks for reading and we'll meet you again at halftime. Get ready, everyone, because it's time for the big game.

Sorry, I had to skip the interviews due to responses. For the next chapter, the big game will include footage of Eggman bosses from classic Sonic games. Got a favorite boss fight you want to see? Tell me and I will happily include it.