Kurt the mortician storms in in tears screaming "I lied to my readers! I'm garbage! I dont deserve to exist!"
Beat punches him in stomach sayin, chill you updated no give a shout out to the man who inspire your return!"
Kurt the mortician smiles brushes back long blond hair and says, "A thank you to Xerzo LotCN without his aid I would not have returned!"
now to respond to the reviewers
To ShiroKnights523: Ya got what you wanted and didn't lose what you had
To OMNISENSE95 : Major props on your name, and yes the real Shiki gives me the oppurtunity to use Eri
finally to : I want to say so many things but can't find the words but I did figure out what kind of writer I want to be. I want to write a story in the same way that Seinfeld was a tv show. Where there is no plot. Just a series of fun events. cause its not about the end. Its about the Journey.
The Devil's In The Details
Chapter Four: Comedy Crew at Shadow Ramen Part Deux
So after the arguing subsided Beat made his way to center stage and said, "Yo this arguing shit's weak so we jus gon cut to the comedy." Rhyme sighed and chuckles bubbled in the audience as she stepped up next to her brother.
Rhyme opened her eyes and smiled asking in a sweet voice, "Hey Beat if we've spent fifteen minutes arguing and our show is an hour and fifty minutes how much time is left?"
Beat threw a fist into the air and shouted, "Yo Yo Yo peeps 'n creeps, the comedy crew is getting started and Rhymes bringin out math," He continued as he stepped onto a table and held his mic in some poor random customers face, "why don't I bust out a story from back in me an Rhyme's glory days back in High School?" The man looked stumped but the girl next to him shoved him over and hijacked the answer, "Hell yeah!". Beat let out some sort of whoop of victory and recounted an old story about the time He, Josh, Rhyme, had tried to set me up on a date with some girl in my class.
Josh giggled and elbowed me whispering, "Heh, Never thought you'd be the first part of the routine huh Neku?"
Thoughts of mild annoyance and anger rose in my mind. Beat if you weren't a head taller than me, built out of almost all muscle, and in a public place then your ass would be grass. Then a thought pooped in my mind, the ultimate way to turn the tables in case Beat whipped out the most embarrassing part of the date setup gone wrong. Oh Beat I don't want to play this card but if you say what I think you'll say, I have no choice I thought chuckling.
Beat continued the story though saying, "So then in the middle of class this girl who Josh had asked out for Phones gets up in his face and lays one on him, The look on Phones face man and then dis chick bitch slaps him and tells him now's no the time and tells him he better pack a rubber!" Kay Beat you only have yourself to blame. Laughter rang through the club and I looked at Joshua who in the midst of one of his giggle fits had moved so I could see my beautiful head phones. I snatched them and stood up throwing them around my neck before shouting with all my might, "DAISUKENOJO BITO IT'S BEEN TO LONG MAN, HOWS IT HANGIN?"
The smile on Beats face vanished and he had a look of pure rage on his face as well as shock he let out a signature, "BWAAAAAAA!" before saying, "Phones jus cause iss you I'll give ya one chance to pologize!" Rhyme nodded enthusiastically at me mouthing for me to accept this chance to avoid Beat's temper causing a fight. Josh giggled as he watched on eager to see the outcome
