Hey all! I'm sorry this took so long. I really have no excuses, but I hope you like the results! Thanks to Kiwini for a quote! Moving on...
Disclaimer: I may be messing with them, but that doesn't mean they're my characters.
Iruka-Pirate –
-Ar, if ye fail yer graduation test I'll make ye walk the plank!
-An' wha do ye think yer doing?! Get te class!
-Ahoy thar! Any news fer the 'kage?
-Ar! That boy'll leave me broke, the way he scarfs that ramen!
-Ye won' get passed me or me crew!
-If ye be late one more time, I'll keelhaul ye!
-Ye have abou' as much brain as a dead monkey!
-Arg! It be a flood! A good captain goes down with his classroom!
-Ye land lubbers 'd never make it on the high seas!
-Today's lesson, makein' a pirate ship!
-How dare ye take me students from me!
-Yo ho, yo ho, a pirate teacher's life fer me!
-Have at me, ye lily-livered land lubbers!
-Ye'll never take me alive!
-Ye'd be an idiot te fight 'im!
-Shibber me tibbers, Naruto got an "A"?!
-Back ye scurvy dogs!
-I'll make ye swab the decks fer that one!
-Is that yer idea of treasure?
A/N So, that's that. It's not as funny as I'd hoped, so to make up for it, the next chapter will be special! An actual one-chapter storyline! Of course it'll be an AU with my stereotypes, but it'll still be fun! Hippie vs Pirate! If you think any other two characters should have their own side-story together, go ahead and tell me (with some ideas as to what should happen please) and I'll try it out. Anyway, until next time! -Bon'sGirl