Interview #3

Bailey

MW: 'Sup!

Bailey: 'Sup. Um, can I call you Moon?

MW: Sure! Are you ready?

Bailey: Not really, but let's get this over with.

MW: Okay! Do you enjoy being a Keeper?

Bailey: Yeah. It's fun. Jeff and Ben get on my nerves a lot, but it's worth it.

MW: Are you in love with Ben?

Bailey: O_O Why would you ask that. And no. e_e

MW: PEOPLE ARE DYING TO KNOW! And you're lying! /

Bailey: e'_'e Next question…

MW: Okay. What are your first thoughts of the pastas?

Bailey: Well, they're a bunch of freaking weirdoes for one. Yet, they're pretty cool at the same time…

MW: First thoughts of Slendy?

Bailey: He's like a dad. Slendy's pretty awesome! ^^

MW: First thoughts on Ben?

Bailey: Are we going to go through this one by one?

MW: Probably.

Bailey: Fine. Well, he's annoying as hell, but he's pretty cool to be around.

MW: D'AW! :'D

Bailey: Don't you get any ideas… e'_'e

MW: Yeah, yeah. Now then, your thoughts on Jeff?

Bailey: Ugh… He's a pain in the neck. Cocky and arrogant. I wish I could just stab him with his own knife and shut him up sometimes…

MW: Oh, ouch… Do you wish you were a Creepypasta?

Bailey: Well, it would be kind of cool, but not really. That means I would probably have to either kill or torment people. Or be Slendy's proxy. None of those do I feel like doing…

MW: Interesting. Who's you favorite pasta?

Bailey: Promise you won't say anything?

MW: I promise.

Bailey: Okay. My favorite Creepypasta is the BEN DROWNED Creepypasta. If you tell him I'll gouge your eyes out.

MW: Wow. Okay. Who's your least favorite pasta?

Bailey: No offence, but Jeff. After I read his story, I couldn't sleep for like a month. I kept thinking that he was going to appear out of nowhere and tell me to 'go to sleep'. O_O

MW: OMG! Me too!

Bailey: Well, we're kind of like the same person, you know…

MW: Touché. Do you wish you had pasta?

Bailey: Now that you mentioned it, yeah. I do.

MW: Would you eat the pasta's?

Bailey: O_O I… I seriously have no comment for that question… I am mentally disturbed now though…

MW: Hehe, okay. NEXT! What topping would you have on ur pasta?

Bailey: Cheese. Grated cheddar cheese. ^^

MW: If you only had one cookie to eat, would you share it? Or hide it? Or eat it yourself before Ben or Jeff saw it?

Bailey: Well, I'd share it with Sally. I love that kid. She's adorable and she can annoy Jeff without even trying.

MW: Aww… So sweet. If you had to be in a relationship with either Masky, Ben, or Jeff who would you choose? And you have to choose one! :D

Bailey: I hate you right now… =_= Well, Masky is smart, kind, and quieter than Jeff and Ben. Ben is funny, but he's also really smart. Not only that, he's a whiz at technology. Jeff… well. He's really protective over what he holds close, like his friends. I would say family, but he kind of killed them so... yeah. Out of those three… Well… either Ben or Masky. They're both smart. Ben's a little crazy sometimes though…

MW: Cool. I would force you to just choose one, but that explanation was long enough. NEXT! How would you feel if I trapped you in a room with no windows or doors with your cousin Chris?

Bailey: I would stay the hell away from that guy. If he tried to come near me, I would beat the living crap out of him. e_e I hate him so freaking much… Why the heck did you make such an awkward character anyways?

MW: Well, I needed an antagonist, and my little sister gave me the perfect idea. And then I just made him your cousin 'cause it was easier than anything else at the moment. ^^

Bailey: e'_'e Great…

MW: NEXT Q! What's your favorite candy?

Bailey: I have to say, anything with chocolate. Not dark chocolate though. Unless it's those truffles. Those are good.

MW: Shweet. What's the coolest present the Pasta's gave you?

Bailey: All of them together or just one?

MW: All of them together.

Bailey: Okay, well. They got me a Rin plushy. :D I about died when I saw it!

MW: D: You are so lucky!

Bailey: I know right! XD

MW: I wish I had a Rin plushy… Okay then. The worst present?

Bailey: Well, Smile Dog brought me a dead squirrel once… X( It was nasty…

MW: Eww… Nasty. What did Jeff and Ben get you as presents?

Bailey: Well, I've never really gotten presents from them… O_O Weird, but it's true.

MW: Huh. That is weird. Now, what's the best prank you ever pulled on the Pasta's?

Bailey: Well, there was this one time, Jack, Jeff, and Ben were really drunk and Trendy was in the house. So I made a small suggestion to dress them up like My Little Pony characters. I got the idea from a user on Deviantart who drew a picture of it. It was so freaking funny, but Jeff nearly killed me for dying his hair pink…

MW: -busts up laughing- Omigosh! I wish I was there! Okay, my friend, DarkAngelle, wants to know; what's Jeff's most embarrassing memory?

Bailey: I probably shouldn't tell you, but it's already been said! :D The time when Trender and I dyed his hair pink. It didn't come out for weeks. It was seriously the funniest thing I've ever seen… XD

MW: Awesome. Well, Bailey. Thanks for your time! This interview is OVER!

Bailey: Cool. I thought it would be longer for some reason.

MW: We can make it longer if you want.

Bailey: No, no! That's fine! ^^'

MW: Okay then! Bye!

Bailey: See ya Moon!

And Bailey's interview ish over! :D

Next up is Miranda! That's going to be fun! ^^