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Chapter 4:

Ron- Let's check in the dormitory.

They went into the boys dormitory. There was a big lump under the duvet of one bed. It was giggling.

Ron- Harry?

Harry's head emerges from the cover. His hair is ruffled, he has lipstick all over his face, and his glasses are sideways.

Harry- What?

Ron- This person wants you.

Harry- So does her sister.

Buffy- Dawn? Get out of there!

Dawn peeks out.

Dawn- What?

Buffy- We have to go.

Dawn- But we just got here!

Buffy- Harry's coming too.

Dawn thinks for a minute.

Dawn- Okay. Let me just find my bra.

Buffy- I didn't hear that.

They all go back to Snape and Spike. They seem to have been getting along very well. They are also drunk. It has taken Buffy quite a while.

Spike- Buffy! Kiss me.

Buffy- Eeeeeeewwww! You're drunk. And no!

ATP now feels that it is time to intervene. She waves her magic wand, and they all disappear.

Spike- Hang on!

Spike reappears, grabs a few bottles of beer, and disappears again.

They all reappear in Voldemort's garden. Snape has passed out, and Spike it still boozing. Buffy picks Snape up, and goes to knock on the door…

Sorry this chapter is so short!