A/N: Still… damn you Shinobi Kitten

Mmm… Fun Onions

"I'm going down today, right?" Sam asked.

"I'll think about it," Chris answered. "Depends on the two fighters that will be chosen."

"Your over thinking. You can send anyone one of us down and we could still win. Your just being mean."

Chris sighed, "Fine… Just stop annoying me."

"I'm not annoying. Your just too stiff."

"Blah, blah, blah," Chris mocked. The quadruplet walked the tiled floors of the arena. Even in their unusual garb and their pointy weapons, they weren't stopped.

"Why are we going through this way?" Daniel asked. "We might run into a metal detector and you have like 200 pounds of metal with you."

"Just keep it up…" Chris threatened. "In any case, we wont run into any problems. All security is focused outside. We just need to find out whose going to fight and then I'll make my decision."

The group reached the steel door and went through it. Chris had a clear view into the stadium. John was apologizing to the fans and Chris chuckled to himself. The two missing stars would not appear for a while. The commentator kept his mouth moving and Chris was becoming impatient. Lucky for everyone, the screen finally showed the next match.

And there it was. Captain Falcon and Boswer.

Chris calmed down. "Sam, your lucky day."

"Were you not going to include me?"

"You and Daniel, get down there."

"Do you plan on going anytime?" Daniel asked. "I mean I could be tired and we all know Steve sucks but-"

"My decision. You and her will capture said targets. I don't want any more back talk."

"You got it," Daniel said. He disappeared through the steel doors.

"You want me to go fight a giant turtle. That spits fire. And weighs as much as a hummer?" Sam asked.

"There's always the racer. Unless of course, your scared," Chris said. "Nonetheless, I know you can do it. If Steve can do it, you can ace it."

"Hey!"

"Yeah… your right," Sam said.

"Of course I am," Chris added. "Now get down there."

Sam made a hand sign and disappeared in a cloud of dust. Steve had his arms crossed and stared at Chris, "Why do you three keep putting me down."

"Because you really do suck."

( . ) -----------\

Falcon dodged the stream of fire that came his way. He was relieved that he was so fast. But even with his strength and speed, his opponent was giving him a hard time. The King of Koopas was a near juggernaut. His impenetrable hide made all attacks a waist. His spiked shell on his back was a dangerous defense. The Captain of the racing circuit found himself in a pickle.

Falcon flipped over Bowser and sweep kicked him but the immovable object remained in place as his leg came crashing to the scaly mass. Boswer's only disadvantage was his slow movement. But a flick of the spiked tail didn't need to much time to do. Falcon was sent flying but recovered in the air. He landed on his feet and charged to Bowser who faced him menacingly. Bowser roared in anger and took heavy steps toward Falcon.

Falcon smiled and his legs ignited. He propelled forward by a jet of flames and his booted feet came in contact with the soft underbelly. Fire and smoke still surrounded him as Bowser gripped his leg with the giant claws he possessed and tossed Falcon aside.

"Need some 'help'," Daniel said with a smile. He brought two walls of earth and smashed them against the racer.

What he didn't see was how Falcon jumped out of the way in time. He came crashing down to the floor with his feet aflame but a rock wall stopped him from going any farther. Vines came out of the rock wall and entangled Falcon. Captain was slowly consumed by the now sludge like slab that stopped his attack.

Bowser rushed over to his competitor and fellow star. But a slender figure stopped him. He raised his claws and slashed her but she disappeared in a blink of his eyes. She stood on his back and then jumped away. Water spouted from the ground and she focused the stream to Bowser. His muscled arms tried in vain to stop the water. The water slowly hardened and icicles hit Bowser hard.

Sam smiled deviously.

Bowser used his flames but his fire didn't do anything against the cold ice.

"Bye, bye Bowser," she said.

Bowser watched as ice slowly encased him. He tried his breath again but nothing worked on the ice as he slowly began to dissipate from the arena.

"Aw, I wanted to use my naginata," Sam whined.

"Maybe next time," Daniel said.

( . ) -----------\

"Not again!" John said. "What the hell is happening here!"

It was getting to much. Four fighters were now gone and those people kept interfering.

"Where are the damn guards?"

"Don't worry about it," Chris said as he appeared in the commentary box. "They weren't too tough."

"Who the hell are you?"

"Just keep up these fan service fights," Chris answered. "We need these terrific fighters. You know… or else."

"Or else what?"

Chris smirked and turned around, showing his equipment. "The usual bad guys stuff."

A/N: OMG! I did it...