(a.n. I have a bunch that I wrote that since its been almostg a hole month since I went to the libry last. I'm ulpooding now so I hoepe I don;tt inndante you wiff all dis story. Please reviow, it means a lot, I need help with my storie!)
The next morning I got up and decided to wear a black lacey top with black roses stitched into it with long sleeves that draped around the wrist. I put on a flowy black skirt underneath, and wore some black high heels. I decided to take a hand held fan with me, and put my hair up in a messy bun but let the top and sides flow down. I wore purple black lipstick and put on eye shadow to match. I went to the great hall and sat with Hermione, she's now a Satanist and cuts herself all the time. She was wearing a black dress that had roses pocking out of it, and she cut her lips to make them bleed instead of using lipstick or whatever. She wore black fingernail polish and dawned a pentagram around her neck. She was slitting her wrists and using the blood as eye shadow when I came down and sat by her.
"Oh hey Cynthia! 666!" She remarked.
"Hi Hermione. Have you seen dumbeledore?" I aksed her.
She was about to respond when suddenly Dubledore took the stage at th0e front of the hall and began to speak.
"Hogwarts Students. I have something I need to tell you. I was raped and stuff when I was a kid and I have decided to become a woman. I had a successful surgery two days ago and now you all can call me Alberta." He explained.
I lauhged so hard the blood I was drinking spilled out my nose.
"Everyone needs to hate Cynthya" Alberta said
"FUCK YOU YOU MOTHER FUKER!" I took out my glock and began to shoot at Dumbledwor.
He pranced around and left the room.
"Yeah You BETTER RUN CUNT!" I shouted and everyone feared me.
"Oh my gosh Penelope you're so fucking hot and cool!" A ton of people shouted at once.
"Thanks." I sad. "I know." (Don'tworry,, Cynthia isn't a stuck up bitch but everyone does tell her she's cool and pretty.)