Dear FanFiction,
Yes, you are so right. KatPee is a good pairing name for us, and not disrespectful at all. Peetniss is so beautiful, and does not sound ridiculous either! And our official pairing name, Peeniss, does not sound like you're calling us dicks, and we love it! We do not feel offended by your indifference to our very important feelings.
Wait? Did you just thank us for being supportive? You took that as a compliment? Sorry, forgot. Sarcasm isn't regarded as sarcasm when there isn't a voice to give it a snarky tone to it. Slap to the face, much? You guys didn't actually think we'd like it, did you.
We just want to be respected, as we ARE the main pairing of these fandom. Did you guys forget? Any month that has at least 28 days is Main Fictional Character Canon-Pairing Appreciation Month, therefore, we should have a year round trashing of these atrocious names. Who's with us?
With regards,
Keeta Everlark: Better at pairing names since September 14th, 2008.
P.S. Hayffie, Pornna, Garvel, Fannie, and Fresh want to talk to you about their names too…