Wow..... how long has it been? Well, I thought I'd finish up this story, so here you go...
RJ is now in the park, playing checkers with Lou. Katie is hiding behind the bush with some kind of satillite device that detects people. And she had found RJ and Ozzy. Plus she was still on the phone.
Katie- There he is. He's in the park with another guy.
GOP- My goodness! That's EXACTLY why I don't have a man, because all these guys are gay!
Katie- No, they're just playing checkers.
GOP- Really? How does his friend look?
Lou- Most squirells are not like you RJ. They just worry about their looks and their big-bushy tails and look for the a moan-whore who's going to dump them 2 days after they get together!
Katie- I don't think his friend likes the squirellettes too much.
GOP- (laughs) Isn't that a surprise? That's exactly like I don't have a boyfriend now.
Katie- Shh.
RJ-But I was really hoping it would work out perfect between us!
Katie- (watery-eyed) Me too, honey!
RJ- ..... Oh, well! At least I got that crazy bitch out my house!
Katie has a shocked look on her face...
GOP- Oooh, what did he say now?
Katie- He said I... was crazy! He said "Katie was crazy!"
GOP- Oh, you know what you gotta do; KIDNAP AND TORTURE HIS ASS!!! He's gonna call you crazy? Oh, we'll show that piece of crap the meaning of "crazy"!
Cutaway to the Hedge... Hammy and Verne just now returned.
Verne- RJ?
No response....
"RJ? .......RJ, you home?"
They enter Hammy's room and look...
Hammy- Hey, RJ, where are you? Where is he?
Verne- He's not here.
Hammy- I'll call his cell......... His phone's dead.
Verne then notices a blocked-off "window"... Then a big thump is heard. Katie has used a huge metal object to blocked the entryway!
Katie- Don't worry guys! I'm just going to have a nice, friendly chat with RJ about HONESTY.
Verne- No! Katie!!
Hammy- I TOLD you we should've killed that bitch!
Chapter 4 coming up!